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Top 35 Pages Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pages pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, I had to hire an architect after seeing your tinder page

    Even that guy doesn't know how you are built so beautiful

  2. Baby you’re so beautiful you made my 404 page.

  3. You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

  4. I like to flip through your pages.

  5. Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

  6. If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.

  7. If I said you had a beautiful front page, would you hold it against me?

  8. Baby, you thicker than the bible... and I wanna read all yo pages!

  9. You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there'd be another 113 pages between us.

  10. Are you my reddit page?

    Because I’d tap you all night long.

Funny pages pickup lines

Boyfriend just blurted this one out
I'd find Waldo, on *every page* for you.

Are you a book?

Because i noticed most pages have numbers but i didn’t happen to catch yours

I’d switch to emacs for you. I would really like to bisect your angle. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

I went to your girlfriend's Instagram page

It said "edit profile"

If you see me on tiktok, it won’t be in the following page

Cause I’m the one for you

You are the human equivalent of a page in a book
Too bad I dont know your number.

If you were words on a page...

You'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Are you a web page?

Cuz baby I wanna scroll down on you.

Are you a reddit Guy/Gal?

Cuz you got voted to my front page.

If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.

(While dancing) You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there'd be another 113 pages between us.

Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

You are an ocean's breeze, I am a tidal wave. You every paragraph, I'm just the title page. You have the heart I hold exactly where you desire it, it's all so effortless, like what you did to acquire it. (Fall For Your Type)

Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book.

You're so fascinating, I could write a 10-page paper about you.

English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.

I would fill out four whole pages of supplemental materials just to have a chance to be with you.

Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.

Baby you thicker than a novel, and I wanna read all yo pages

If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.