Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again.

Pardon me

Could you help me think of an excuse to talk to you?

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Pardon me, lassie, but could ya direct a scurvy old sea dog to the little pirate's room, Arrr?

"Pardon my intrusion, but your beauty outshines every star I've ever seen. May I know your name?"

Pardon me, but are you a satellite?

You look more like a star to me...

If beauty was a crime, you'd be on death row. Luckily, I'm here to grant a last-minute pardon.

"Pardon my boldness, but life's too short for regrets. Can I take a chance and get to know you better?"

Your beauty blooms like flowers in a garden, your heart is a masterpiece the universe has pardoned.

"Pardon the interruption, but my future self just told me I'll regret not asking you for your number today."

"Pardon the interruption, Princess, but this journey seems incomplete without your beautiful smile lighting the way."

"Pardon my intrusion, but your traditional values seem to match the elegance of your demeanor."

"Pardon my interruption, but your laughter is the best melody I've heard all day. Can it play on repeat?"

"Pardon my selfishness, but your enchanting eyes should only have the privilege of meeting mine."

"If being cute was a crime, you'd be guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, but I'd still pardon you."

"Pardon the intrusion, but your taste in bags is as impeccable as your smile. Can I know more?"

"Pardon the intrusion, but my heart couldn't help but notice you. It seems we're both strangers to indifference."

"Pardon the suspense, darling. I believe a little mystery keeps things spicy, don't you think?"

"Pardon me, but did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack!"

Looks like he won't be swapping his suit for stripes! Not even a presidential pardon could trump that!

"Pardon the world's nonsense, but your smile brings more sense to my day than anything else."

"Pardon the interruption, but your radiant beauty is so captivating, it deserves to be immortalized in a snap."

"Pardon my interruption, are you sure we didn't meet in my dreams? Because you've been a recurring character lately."

"Pardon the interruption, but as a co-passenger, I'd be honored to accompany a princess on her journey."

"Pardon me, but your beauty must be a masterpiece because it's definitely the prettiest sight I've seen all day."

"Maybe not, but if words fail, would a gentleman's sincere actions win your gracious pardon?"

"Pardon my French, but your beauty could inspire a thousand love songs."

"Pardon the interruption, but if beauty could be a crime, you'd serve a lifetime in my heart."

Pardon me, I am by all accounts experiencing difficulty with my engine. Why not bounce on, and I’ll push from behind.

"Flirting with you? Oh, I beg your pardon, just admiring the beauty of a timeless garden."

"Pardon my intrusion, but how could you forget us when every moment together feels like a perfect symphony?"

Your beauty blooms like flowers in a garden, a masterpiece the florist couldn't pardon.

Pardon me for being forward, but your smile is like a radiant sun, complementing your lovely bosom.

"Pardon me, but can you draw my life? Because it only starts to make sense when I'm with you."

"Pardon the interruption, but I believe even stars would be jealous of the way you're outshining them tonight."

"Pardon me, but can you tell me if these sparks flying around are from your golden hair or our chemistry?"

Pardon my directness, but your smile is so bright, like the sun shining on a perfect day.

"Pardon my intrusion, but has anyone ever told you that your elegance outshines any political debate?"

"Pardon me, but is your name Aphrodite? Because your beauty could surely rival a goddess."

"Pardon my forwardness, but your beauty outshines every star, making me wish for an eternal night with you."

"Pardon my forwardness, but does your phone have GPS? Because I've just lost my way in your smile."

"Pardon the intrusion, but your laugh is so infectious, it's the only cure I need today."

"Pardon my boldness, but did you just crawl out from under my bed? Because I've been dreaming of a little devil like you!"

"Pardon the intrusion, but I couldn't help noticing your smile from afar. I'm [Your Name], a man enchanted by your charm."

"Studying global management? Pardon my forwardness, but the world isn't the only thing you're managing to captivate tonight."

"Pardon my candor, but your fitness regimen must include magic, because that booty is enchanting."

"Pardon my inquiry, but could you spare a moment? Because you've already stolen all my hours."

"Pardon the intrusion, but your beauty caught my eye. It's even more captivating up close."

"Pardon the interruption, but I couldn't help notice your smile from across the room. Can I know its secret?"

"Pardon the intrusion, but your laughter just became my new favorite song. Can we talk?"

"Pardon the interruption, but I couldn't help noticing that your beauty rivals a sunrise. Care to share a sunset?"

"Pardon my boldness, but a captivating forest nymph like you could guide me to destinations unknown anytime."

"Pardon the interruption, but I couldn't help noticing your smile, it's brighter than all the stars combined."

"Pardon my audacity, but your beauty has a way of stirring up an undeniable physical reaction."

"Pardon the intrusion, but I couldn't help noticing your radiance outshining even the 18th constellation, Rizz."

"Pardon the interruption, but your smile could light up this room. Allow me to introduce myself, I'm [Your Name]."

"Pardon my persistence, but your follow acceptance would be the brightest notification on my timeline."

"Pardon my awkwardness, but your smile disarms my eloquence. May I have a second chance to match your conversation smoothness?"

"Pardon the interruption, but my day just got better when I saw you. Could you spare a moment to make my whole week?"

"Pardon, did anyone ever tell you that your smile is more captivating than a Parisian sunset?"

"I've erred, my dear, in this star-crossed story, your pardon would be my crowning glory."

Pardon me, are you a screamer or a moaner?

I'm going to need a presidential pardon after this.

Pardon me. I hate to interrupt, but you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

Top of the morning to you. Beg your pardon, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.

Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help noticing that you have beautiful hair.

Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can't I stop dazzling people?

(Grab his/her t**....) Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me? 

Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action?

Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.