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Top 26 Pardon Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pardon pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

  2. Pardon me but my necktie is on your floor. Wait, that's *tomorrow* morning...

  3. Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?

  4. Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!

  5. Pardon me, but would ye mind if i fired me cannon through your porthole?

  6. Pardon me madame but you’re steaming up my goggles.

  7. Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again.

  8. Pardon me

    Could you help me think of an excuse to talk to you?

  9. Pardon me, lassie, but could ya direct a scurvy old sea dog to the little pirate's room, Arrr?

  10. Pardon me, but are you a satellite?

    You look more like a star to me...

Funny pardon pickup lines

Pardon me, I am by all accounts experiencing difficulty with my engine. Why not bounce on, and I’ll push from behind.

Pardon me, but I seem to lost my phone number. Can I have yours so my valet can hold on to it until I wish for him to call you on my behalf?

Pardon me, are you a screamer or a moaner?

I'm going to need a presidential pardon after this.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action?

Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me? 

Pardon me, are you bio-available?

Pardon me. I hate to interrupt, but you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

(Grab his/her tush.) Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.

(Point at her ass) Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help noticing that you have beautiful hair.