Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Is that the disguise pen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Cyclotron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a boo-ner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wooden spike in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a batphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Is that a treant in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Norwegian wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

Is that a cluster of body thetans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a #4159 Lego piece in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is there a moon pie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cutlass in yer pocket or are ya just happy ta see me?

Is that an Epi-Pen in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me baby?

No that's not a compass in my pocket, I'm just that happy to see you, my little indigenous hottie.

Is that an inhaler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a huge bow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Is that a plumbob in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a moodlet in your pocket or you are just happy to see me?

Soo... Is that a baby Dalek in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a SERP in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a drumstick in your pocket or you are just happy to see me?

Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that candy bar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

Is that a Rubik’s cube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Yes I am happy to see. And yes I do have some hard tacos in my pocket.

Are you happy to see me or is that a Forbidden Technique scroll in your pocket.

Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that some loot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Is that a bar of gold in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a hidden camera in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Moray in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me

Is that a Call To Action in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an Immovable Rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"Is that a pitchfork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, with those muscles chiseled by hard work?"

Is that a Dwemer artifact in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a bat phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a frog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

es, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

Is that MP3 player in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Is that a tic tac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a copy of Origin of Species in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a crucifix in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"Is that broccoli in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 😉"

Is that Tofurky Jerky in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"Is that bamboo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Either way, I'm intrigued."

I am really happy to see you, but yes, that's an ultrasound probe in my pocket.

Are those nun-chucks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a huge banner in your pocket, or are u just happy to see me?

Is that a RINO in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

"Is that a sandwich in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh wait, it's actually a sandwich."

"Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me cut through this crowded room?"

"Are you a pocket-sized edition of happiness? Because even though you're small, you fill my entire world with joy."

Good afternoon sir is that an telescope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"Is that rent money burning a hole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Is that a mixtape in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Douce?"

"Is there an escape plan in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me get released from therapy?"

"Is that a werewolf's bone in your pocket, or are you just happy to mark your territory and fill me with your wild passion?"

Aye, that be a hornpipe in my pocket, and I am happy to see you!

Is that a phone in your pocket is your rooster happy to see me.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a volumetric flask in your pocket?

Babe, this is not a gun in my pocket. I am just happy to see you.

Is that a pizza in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a ballot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket ?

or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Dr Who Pick up line

Yes, it's a shillelagh in my pocket, and, yes, I am happy to meet you.

Is that a birthday hat in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a Lego in your pocket or are you just happy to build me?

Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a shotgun in your pocket or you are happy to see me?

Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a magical staff in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a bomb pops/drumstick in your pocket or you are happy to see me?

Is that a baton in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a Lollipop Hammer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that maggots in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that sunscreen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that milk of poppy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a placard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a copy of Origin of Speciesin your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Handcannon in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a keyblade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a thermometer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an extra w**... of wristbands in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Girl: Is that a highlighter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy: No its a highlighter.....I use Becker wanna get naked?

Is that balsa wood in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Beretta in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a paint brush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a missile in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a diploma in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? But really, I don’t think you’re supposed to put the bananas in your pocket. They have plastic bags for that.

Is that obelisk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (Yugioh)

Is that a Pokeball in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that the Colt in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an increment borer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a bond in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you happy to see me?