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Top 50 Pocket Happy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Pocket Happy chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Yes I am happy to see you and no thats not a batarang in my pocket.

  2. Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  3. Is that a machete in your pocket or are you happy to...oh...

  4. Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  5. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  6. Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

  7. Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  8. Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  9. Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

  10. Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

    or are you just happy to see me?

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Funny pocket happy pickup lines

Is that a full body scan in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that the disguise pen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Cyclotron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a boo-ner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wooden spike in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Is that leadership in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Is that a batphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a treant in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Norwegian wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

Is that a cluster of body thetans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?