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Top 19 Presence Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Presence pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I see you could use some help with your social media presence. Follow me back to my place.

  2. Your presence is one big positive externality

  3. Hey baby, are from Heaven?

    Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

    O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

    However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

  4. Your presence at the bar is violating the Prime Directive.

  5. The chamber is awaiting your presence, honourable member.

  6. Is your name Amnesia?

    Because I forget about everything else when I'm in your presence.

  7. It is resolved that with my presence quorum shall be met in your pants.

  8. You feel an evil presence watching you…and I shall protect you.

  9. Your presence itself is a liberation movement.

  10. What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!

    What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
    They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
    They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
    This is a lose-lose situation.
    So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM

Funny presence pickup lines

Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.

I want no part of welcome but your wished presence

I sense something… a presence I’ve not felt since I saw you bend over the bar.

Your presence here is having a significant effect on me.

I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.

I’d plan to leave my carbon presence.. in your bedroom.

My heart is an iceberg in your own presence… it melts.

Check out my falcon! It strikes whenever it feels your presence.