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  1. Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

    Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments.

  2. Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.

  3. I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.

  4. It's like the background is all masked out when you're around me. Let's remove some layers.

  5. Did you remove my bending? Because a part of me is not bending anymore.

  6. I need someone to remove my algae.

  7. [Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

    Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

    Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

    I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

  8. How about we remove all barriers to our freedom of movement.

  9. Going out with you is like spilling water

    I always got so wet that we end up removing my clothes.

  10. Hey girl, you got any nail polish remover?

    Cause dat ass, it toned

Funny remove pickup lines

I can remove your sadness,
And I can remove your clothes

Are you a orange

Because I wanna remove all of the stuff on the outside and eat the inside

Are you a grenade?

Because if I remove your ring, my house will disappear.

Do you have a removable discontinuity?

Because I want to fill your hole

Roses are red some diamonds are blue


Hey girl, I hope you aren't a gentle labourer

Because I don't want to remove your chains.

I'm trying to petition the government to remove the letters j thru t.

Im want to get i and u closer together.

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First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?

Boy:Nice hair

Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

The new FAA rules require me to remove your security breeches.

I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts

I miss you like the Meringues. It can only be removed with you next to me.

I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Let's remove the space between me and you. (Tonight I'm Loving You)

Don't wear any clothes today—I'll remove them anyway. Birthday wishes to you, sweetheart.

I'm the best in rapid clothing removal