Remove that little p**... and I will go straight into your open file.

I need someone to remove my algae.

How about we remove all barriers to our freedom of movement.

"Is your name Gorilla Glue? Because my feelings for you are getting pretty sticky and hard to remove."

"Darling, I promise I'm no homeless man, but the idea of proposing to you isn't far-fetched at all."

"Are you sure it was a homeless guy who proposed and not Cupid? 'Cause my heart's certainly homeless without you."

"How about we redefine 'comfort' by exchanging your clothes for my warm embrace?"

Do you believe in love at first sight? Maybe we need to remove our goggles to test your belief.

Girl are you a SUBSTITUTE function ?

Because I want to remove the space between me and you !

"Like a peroxisome's enzyme, you catalase my heart, removing all the harm, right from the start."

"In the delicate dance of undressing, every layer you remove unveils a new enchanted story about you."

"Appendicitis twice and still standing? Clearly, nothing can take down an enchanting lady like you."

"Each layer removed reveals more of your captivating story. Mind if I unfold the beautiful tale you are?"

"Would you trust me enough to allow my hands be the only second layer you'd need tonight?"

"Darling, your clothes must be exhausted, because they've been running through my mind all day."

"They say third time's the charm, but with you, it was love at first sight. Let's not wait for appendicitis round three."

"You're undoing your bra with such grace, may I brave enough to help recreate that masterpiece?"

"Excuse me, miss, but your fashion sense has caught my eye. Can I assist you in removing that extra layer of charm?"

"Is your outfit made of starlight? Because every time I see you, I wish for a shooting star to make it disappear."

"Are your bras made of stars? Because every time I help you take them off, I'm left stargazing."

"As you shed attire, my heart catches fire, for your allure, I truly admire."

It was all part of my master plan to keep you on your toes. Gotta keep the element of surprise, right? 😉

"Excuse me, but your beauty is far more captivating than the mystery of a well-hidden bra clasp."

"Aha, that's one way to look at it! But let's keep the charm rolling here, curse-free zone 😉."

"You've removed your top like a Harry Potter plot twist; unexpected and breathtakingly enchanting."

"Just like moonlight revealing her beauty, your clothes can't hide the masterpiece you are."

"Do you need help removing your bra? Because I'm pretty good at unlocking hearts."

"Your resilience astounds me; after breaking your wrist thrice, you still have the strength to steal my heart."

"Is your outfit made of starlight? Because every time you walk in, the room becomes a sky I want to undress."

"Did it hurt when you broke your wrist...or just when you fell from heaven?"

"Like a poorly handled tube of Gorilla Glue, my thoughts of you are messy, sticky and hard to remove."

"Your beauty outshines the sun, and every time you undress, it feels like heaven is revealing its secrets."

"Darling, I may not be a doctor, but I promise to treat your heart better than your indestructible appendix."

"You're quite the philosopher, aren't you? Anyway, I believe in sweetness, even in private conversations. Keeps things light!"

Haha, I didn't want to steal the doctor's thunder! Plus, I figured you could use the extra belly button as a conversation starter.

"Need a hand with those buttons? Because life's too short for beautiful women to wear complicated clothes."

"Your clothes must be jealous because they're hugging the most beautiful girl in the room a bit too tightly."

"You're wearing such a beautiful outfit, it's almost a crime to take it off, but I'd gladly be your accomplice."

"Is it okay if I remove your clothes? Because they're obstructing my view of an absolute masterpiece."

"Well, isn't that an enticing proposal? Let's see what kind of playful trouble we can get into in our own little private chat."

"Your bra does justice to your beauty, but your natural allure leaves it utterly defeated. Mind if I help?"

"As attire falls, stars bow in awe, your beauty surpasses all I ever saw."

"Just as a masterpiece deserves a perfect frame, your dress only accentuates your natural beauty."

Are you made of sugar? Because every time you take off your clothes, I get a sweet tooth!

"Are you a stain remover? Cause every time I see you, all my troubles seem to vanish."

"Did a homeless man really propose? Because if you're into unexpected surprises, my love isn't a lie."

"Ha, that's one way to look at it! But I prefer using colourful words that paint a better picture of our conversation."

"Appendicitis twice, yet never removed? Guess we both like living dangerously."

"You're so enchanting that even a homeless man proposed, but how about a dinner with a gentleman?"

"Are you sunshine? Because every time you undress, my world gets brighter."

"Breaking your wrist three times? Guess falling for me won't be as hard!"

Well, I didn't want to steal the doctor's thunder! Plus, I heard he's been practicing his "removal" skills. 😉

"Is your bra wireless? Because there's definitely an electric connection between us."

"Do you mind if I take off your jacket? Because our chemistry is so hot, I'm afraid you'll overheat."

"Is your bra wireless? Because I'm definitely feeling a connection here."

"Is your resilience a magnet? Because hearing about your wrist and appendicitis, I'm irresistibly drawn."

"Is your outfit made of boyfriend material? Because it's something I can't wait to help you out of."

"Let's play dress up, I'll hang up your clothes while you explore the comfort of my heart."

"You're like a stain remover to my white tee life, removing all the dirt and leaving only love, love, love behind."

"Is your lipstick permanent? Because I can't get you out of my head, despite trying all sorts of removers."

"Just like Harry Potter, I too can make magic happen, but with your top gone, you've left me spellbound."

"Your beauty surpasses the finest silk, but it pales comparing the charm you show when removing your attire."

"Did it hurt when you broke your wrist? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat."

"I may not be a doctor, but with your appendicitis history, I'd pledge to heal your heart every time it aches."

"Are your clothes a mystery book? Because I can't wait to unfold the story underneath."

"Definitely, we could share a few secrets in private! You seem like quite the wordsmith already, let's stir things up a bit."

"Your resilience is attractive; after 2 bouts of appendicitis and 3 broken wrists, how about surrendering to my charms?"

"You've broken your wrist thrice, but it's your captivating resilience that truly stole my heart."

"Every piece of clothing you remove reveals another reason to fall for you, can we keep playing this game?"

"Your beauty's so stunning, every piece of clothing seems an unfair barrier I'm itching to remove."

"Is your bra a magician? Because whenever it disappears, I see the most enchanting view."

"Are you a stain remover? Because I feel like you could easily take my heart out of its 'white tee' troubles."

"Did you break your wrist again falling from heaven? Because you're an angel that just proposed to my heart."

"Holding your hand feels like home, but removing your clothes? That's an adventure I'd love to embark on."

"Are you wearing a map? Because I just lost myself in the beauty of your clothes, and can't wait to explore."

"Your beauty outshines even the sun, darling. When you dress down, every star in my sky starts to blush."

"Do you believe in magic? Because when you remove your attire, the world seems to disappear except for you."

"Your attire is a masterpiece, but I'd love the honor of being the artist who uncovers the canvas."

"Just like a cactus, you've got me stuck on you with an attraction that's impossible to remove."

Haha, well I didn't want to steal the doctor's thunder! Plus, I figured it might make for a good story. 😄

"With a history like yours, it's clear you're irreplaceable; even when broken, no one can take your place."

"As you undress, let me be the lucky fabric revealing the masterpiece that is you."

"Is it a crime to want to undress not just your clothes, but the enchanting secrets that lie beneath?"

"Did that homeless man see the same captivating beauty I'm seeing? Because I too would propose to you right now."

"A homeless man fell for you, and I can't blame him. But unlike that appendicitis, girl, you won't be able to ignore me."

"Is removing your bra as liberating as the freedom I feel when I'm with you?"

"Well, maybe, but I think our conversations are pretty amazing without them, don't you?"

"Is your attire made of stardust? Because every time I help you remove it, the night sky seems less twinkling."

"Is proposing like appendicitis? Because I feel a repeat occurrence coming on that you won't want to remove."

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. You're absolutely stunning."

Are you a magician? Because whenever you remove your clothes, you make my heart disappear!

"Is your outfit made of magnets? Because I'm undeniably attracted to every layer."

"Is your wrist made of diamond? Because it's as captivating as the times it's broken, yet still precious."

"Let me help you with that bra, it seems like the only thing between us."

"Can I be your stylist tonight? Because I'd love to help you out of that lovely attire."

"The way you remove your bra, it's like unveiling a priceless work of art. Mind if I assist?"

"Is your outfit made of boyfriend material? Because I'd love to see it disappear as fast as our chemistry appeared."

"As we shed our inhibitions, your beauty is the only outfit that becomes more stunning with each layer removed."

"Like chapters of a book, let each piece of clothing I remove tell a deeper story about your captivating allure."

"Is your name Laundry? Because I can't wait to take you out of those clothes and make you feel fresh again."

"Can I assist in setting your beauty free, just like a bra at the end of a long day?"

Going out with you is like spilling water

I always got so wet that we end up removing my clothes.

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you and when you undress, I melt."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, even your clothes."

(Can remove if not good) Hey want to be my step-sister

Because I want you to call me when your stuck

"Is your resilience a magnet? Because every time your wrist breaks, my heart does too."

"Is your bra made of stardust? Because when it's off, I swear I see the entire galaxy in your eyes."

"Are you wearing a mirror? Because I can definitely see myself helping you remove that dress."

"Your right wrist may have broken thrice, but my heart broke the moment I saw you."

"If your smile gets any brighter, I'll have to remove my jacket just to cool down!"

"Is your heart as unfastened as your bra after a tiring day?"

"Just like Harry Potter's cloak, your top vanished and in its absence, my heart found its bewitching charm."

"Is your name Laundry? Because I feel an irresistible urge to separate your clothes from you!"

"Just as an artist reveals a masterpiece, shall we unfurl your wardrobe to display your finest creation, you?"

"Is the sun undressing or is it just you, sweet sunshine, making my world brighter with your heavenly glow?"

"Is your dress made of stardust? Because every time you remove it, you reveal a universe I desperately want to explore."

"Your smile is more captivating than any lingerie, but seeing you without your bra took my breath away."

"Three wrist breaks and you still handle everything beautifully, how about we handle a date next?"

"You know, every time you remove your bra, it's like unveiling a masterpiece."

"Do you have a stain remover, Tameka? Because your love is leaving a permanent mark on my white-tee heart."

"You've turned down a homeless man's proposal before, but how about saying yes to a date with me?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your outfit, I always imagine it disappearing!"

"Are you laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that's craving your love, care, and stain-removal powers."

"Is that bra a riddle? Because I'm quite intrigued to solve the puzzle of your beauty."

"Three wrist fractures, yet you still managed to catch my heart effortlessly."

I can remove your sadness,

And I can remove your clothes

"In moonlight or sunlight, you undressing is the most celestial sight I've ever witnessed."

"Is your bra a magician? Each time it disappears, my heart performs a vanishing act too."

"You try to shake off that target, but how can you remove the mark you've made on my heart?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time you remove your bra, you create an enchanting illusion I can't resist."

"Your clothes might be beautiful, but they can't compare to the exquisite view they're hiding."