"Is your job being a financial reporting manager or an angel? Because your beauty is off the balance sheet!"

"Should I report a robbery? Because you've stolen my heart and left me breathless with your stunning looks."

"Did you know that people say your smile could light up the darkest corners of the universe?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again as per my last conversation?"

"Excuse me, but I think we need to report a crime. Your beauty just stole my heart away."

"Soldier, reporting for duty in the name of romance! Can't wait to discover all the fascinating sides of you."

"Are you an autopsy report? Because I, a pathologist, find it hard to read you, but I'm dying to understand."

"Are you a high-profile heist? Because my heart's security system just reported a serious breach!"

"Mind if I use your phone? God's expecting my call, I've got to report an angel gone AWOL."

"Are you a police report? Because you’ve got me all confused and wanting to file a complaint against my heart!"

"If love were a report card, I'd say you're short but all your grades are A+."

"May I use your phone? Because I need to report an angelic escapee from heaven to the divine authorities."

"Ever considered reporting on the game of seduction? Because girl, you're already winning my league."

"Well, if I had a report card for being the best, it'd say 'Straight A’s' in making hearts skip a beat!"

"I must be breaking the law with this level of cuteness. Want to be my accomplice?"

"I'm a mercenary, and I was hired to steal your heart. You wouldn't report me, would you?"

Are you made of stars? Because your smile lights up the darkest of days.

"My lips just filed a report saying they're longing to meet the most irresistibly sexy woman - that's you."

Are you an orphan? Because you just stole my heart, and I have no family to report it to.

"Your allure is like tax season, unavoidable and true, I'm under audit by the charm that is you."

"Sorry if I blabber, but whenever I see you, my brain files an error report - 'too much beauty detected.'"

"I've heard someone say, 'Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.'"

"Before you panic, it's not a police report but a confession - you've stolen my heart, sweetheart."

"Like a tax report you're complex, yet essential, your beauty unmatched, it's truly providential."

"Can I borrow your phone? I need to call heaven and report a jailbreak – they've lost their most beautiful angel."

Are you a report card?

Because your are a A+ now let me give you the D ;))

"Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection and it's got more bars than a good health report."

I'm doing a report on the finer things in life...

Mind if I interview you?

"Are you an auditor? Because you've definitely checked all the boxes of my heart's compliance report."

"Is your heart as organized as your spreadsheets? Because mine is feeling all sorts of sorted when I see you."

"Is your name Duty? Because I'm reporting for active flirting, Sargeant Sweetheart!"

"Did you know, someone just told me angels were real and then I saw you?"

I'll be your sexy secretary any day. Just tell me where to report for duty! 😉

"They told me love at first sight doesn't exist, but seeing you, I believe they were wrong."

"Is your name Duty? Because I've never wanted to report for something more than getting to know you better."

Can I be your favorite footnote? Because I want to be by your side in every chapter of life.

"Is your lab report missing? Because you’ve just analyzed my heart and it’s definitely drawn to you."

"Is your credit score as high as your beauty? Because both are keeping my interest rate soaring."

"If cute is a crime, report me right now because I am guilty as charged just for being in your presence."

"Are you a sustainability report? Because whenever I read your eyes, all I see is a brighter future."

"Word on the street is, your beauty puts the stars to shame."

"Are you a report card? Because I can't help but 'check' you out and I'm hoping for straight A's in chemistry."

"Word around town is, you've got a spark that could ignite my wildest desires."

"Did you know someone once said, 'Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.'"

As a writer, I can tell you're the headline of my story. Can I interview you over coffee?

Are you a reporter? Because you've got me wanting to spill all my secrets to you.

"Did you report a stolen heart? Because mine just got arrested by your smile."

Are you a traffic report? Because you've got "slow down" written all over you.

"Someone once said, 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.' Well, here I am, beholding you."

"Your beauty outshines any asset, and just like a clean room, it's perfectly balanced and incredibly appealing."

Are you a report? Because you're filled with valuable information and I can't stop reading you.

"Do you work for the FBI? Because you just captured my attention and I’d like to file a report!"

"Did you report a stolen heart? Because I'm the culprit who was captivated by your captivating charm."

"Are you my report card? Because I definitely see A+ in our chemistry."

Are you an amber alert?

Cause someone reported you for kidnapping my heart!

"Are you a thief? Because my heart just filed a missing report, it was last seen with you."

"Did you hear the rumor? They say your smile could make even the stars jealous."

"If love was a report card, I'd give you 100% because you surpass perfection in every way."

"Excuse me, but my friends over there just bet that I couldn't strike up a charming conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room."

Are you the weather report?

Because I want to see you in my mornings everyday.

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you... Just like my report due at work!"

"Your beauty outshines any numbers, can we add some spark in your pristine sheets tonight?"

"Is your name Command? Because my heart just reported for active duty at the sight of you."

"Word on the street is, your smile could ignite an inferno of desire in any man's heart."

"Did you hear what my eyes said? They reported, 'We've found the most stunning girl we've ever seen'."

Hey do you work for the TSA?

Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained s**... on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.

Hey there, I’m detective “Johnson”

And you seem to meet the description of my reports.

-a stellar face
-a killer body
-legs to kill for

and you’re concealing something suspicious in your shirt,

Im going to need to frisk you and bring you in for a one on one interrogation.

I’m going to have to report Spotify...

Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week

Hey girl are you my report card?

Because my parents would be disgusted if they saw you.

Hey girl! If I had to write a report card on you, i’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous

The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out (If there is anything virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.")"

I don't need a CRS report to tell me how beautiful you are.

Hi. I just heard on the traffic report that traffic is slow moving at (your location) because drivers were being distracted near a (model/color of her car). You really should make an effort to be a little less attractive before you go out at rush hour.

Did you hear the latest health report? It said you're supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

The snow report says there is 6" out there, But come with me and I'll show you 12"!

Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

I love you like a marketer loves reporting.

You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin ME and i think 1 slow dance would do just that.

The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out to dance... you know cause if there is anything virtuous lovely or of good report we seek after these things