The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 23 Report Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Report pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I need to report Spotify

    Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

  2. Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. i'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.

  3. I'm gonna have to report spotify, it didnt show you on hottest singles this week

  4. Are you a report card?

    Because your are a A+ now let me give you the D ;))

  5. I'm doing a report on the finer things in life...

    Mind if I interview you?

  6. Damn girl, are you a report card?

    Cuz I'd like to give you this D

  7. Hey do you work for the TSA?

    Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.

  8. Hey there, I’m detective “Johnson”

    And you seem to meet the description of my reports.

    -a stellar face
    -a killer body
    -legs to kill for

    and you’re concealing something suspicious in your shirt,

    Im going to need to frisk you and bring you in for a one on one interrogation.

  9. Hey girl are you my report card?

    Because my parents would be disgusted if they saw you.

  10. I’m going to have to report Spotify...

    Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week

Funny report pickup lines

Hey girl! If I had to write a report card on you, i’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous

Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops that you stole my heart.

Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

I love you like a marketer loves reporting.

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin ME and i think 1 slow dance would do just that.

The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out to dance... you know cause if there is anything virtuous lovely or of good report we seek after these things

The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out (If there is anything virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.")"

The snow report says there is 6" out there, But come with me and I'll show you 12"!

I don't need a CRS report to tell me how beautiful you are.

Hi. I just heard on the traffic report that traffic is slow moving at (your location) because drivers were being distracted near a (model/color of her car). You really should make an effort to be a little less attractive before you go out at rush hour.

Did you hear the latest health report? It said you're supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to sexy.