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Top 23 Sample Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Sample chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!

  2. You look charming! Of course, there could be methodology or sampling errors in my seasonally-adjusted data.

  3. Are you a supermarket sample? 'Cause I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

  4. You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler. Wanna sample my skills?

  5. A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

    Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

    Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
    To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

    However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

    But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

    Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

    [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

    When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

  6. Are you a carbon sample?

    Cause i want to date you

  7. Would you like a sample of my compost?

  8. You may have heard that I’m a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?

  9. You’re like a fossil sample, and I’m an impatient paleontologist...

    ...cuz I wanna date you badly.

  10. Is your body the scientific method?

    Because your observed measurements are perfect but I want to repeatedly sample them for posterity

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Funny sample pickup lines

I just scored a rare sampling of imported olive oils; wanna come back to my place for a tasting?

Do you like Science?, cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA 

Wanna sample some of my SuperPump?

You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler. Want to sample my skills?

I own a winery/cookie shop. I'd love for you to come by for a tour and some free samples.

Do you like free samples?

Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.

Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.

Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.

Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?

Teavana isn't the only one that gives free samples!

Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.

I brought you a small spoon, in case you wanted to sample my flavor.