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Top 31 Shield Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shield pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I bet I could penetrate your SHIELD with my sceptre.

  2. Baby, I'll hold all of the other girls off with my riot shield just so that I can be with you.

  3. My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

    The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.

  4. I have a weapon made of the hardest material on Earth.

    I also have this shield.

  5. My shield can block anything, but it couldn't stop you from finding a way to my heart. (Captain America)

  6. You'll be wetter than The Shield's collective haircuts.

  7. I hope you have Blast Shield on because I'm getting Dangerously Close to KEMing inside of you.

  8. Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield.

  9. Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.

  10. My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

    The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours.

Funny shield pickup lines

We are the Borg! Lower your shields and prepare to be loved.

Your shield is no match for me.

Girl, what I am about to do will penetrate your shield.

Did you sabotage the shield? Because all of my guards are down.

So I heard you got Pokémon shield...

Since I got Pokémon sword, I’ll be the sword to your shield.

I'll make you wet like a shield potion if you go out with me.

Paint on your shield "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and watch the wenches try to keep straight faces.

Girl, you blast shield isn't strong enough for millions of mini me.

If I asked you to lower your Shields would you be offended?

Klingon Pick Up Line: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your heart.

We should go to your place, I’ll bring my sword and shield.

Do you have the Mirror Shield? Because I can really see myself in your tunic.

Let me know when you're close, so I can use my blast shield. It was a mess last time.

Mike Yankee Papa Lima Alpha Charlie Echo. (The Shield)

Your mouth says "Shields Up". But your eyes say "Hull breach imminent"

Your beauty has broken every last bit of my shield and stunned me.

I'll break that shield you got down.

Do you prefer the perfect shield protection or the perfect dodge pull out?