42 Stalking Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 42 stalking pick up lines for her and flirty stalking rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about stalking that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your stalking rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny stalking pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty stalking joke for a great chat response.

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A good Stalking pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you corn?

Cause i wanna stalk you
I'm like a Night Elf thief, stalking you quietly in the night.
Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super! from "Van Wilder"
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.

Short and cute stalking pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about stalking are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

They say to follow your dreams...

Which explains why I'm stalking you.

"Is your name Corn? Because I'm a-maize-d by your beauty and can't help but stalk you."

You look familiar comeback: So, you have seen me stalking you.

"Are you stalking me? Because every time I turn around, I find myself falling in love with your smile."

How about you make like a corn stalk and lend me an ear?

"Your beauty must be a crime because it's got me stalking."

"Are you stalking me? Because my heart seems to beat faster every time I see you around."

Cheesy stalking Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Hope it's not too forward, but your beauty has been stalking my thoughts since the moment you walked in."

"Are you a corn field? Because I’m stalk-ing you."

"Are you stalking me? Because that would be super convenient, my heart's been following you around all day."

"Are you stalking me? Because I've been seeing perfection in my dreams and it looks a lot like you."

"If looks could plant seeds, your eyes would have turned me into a full-grown tree by now."

"Are you stalking me? Because my heart has been seeking someone like you for a long time."

"I've been following your every move, not like a stalker, but like a star gazing at its most radiant galaxy."

Funny stalking Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Stalking conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"Do you have a map? Because ever since you started stalking me, I got lost in your eyes."

Are you in a cornfield?

Cause I'm stalking you

Gurrl, are you a cornfield?

'Cuz I've been *stalking* you

"Every step you take makes my heart race faster than a sprinter; are you walking or orchestrating my heartbeat?"

"Have you been stalking me? Because every time I turn around, my heart races at the sight of you."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than my crush's Instagram stalking."

Hey are you my reddit thowaway account

Because I know I shouldn't but I can't help but stalk you sometimes

You must live in a cornfield

Because I'm stalking you

Are you Wall Street?

Because my stalk is rising.

Are you a celery farmer?

I'd let you stalk me

Hey, are you a magic bean?

Because you make my stalk grow.

You're like a dreamie in a cycle town.

I'd stalk you.

Clever stalking Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Stalking hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I’m not stalking you

I’m doing research!

I am not stalking you, I just aspire to be like Jonathan Byers.

I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you walked into this one, according to your Foursquare account, which I have been stalking ever since I got home. (High School Acquaintance)

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

It's not stalking if you both happen to be at the same party. (Spike)

Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Stalking love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Stalking chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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