The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 23 Stalking Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stalking pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Stalking conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you corn?

    Cause i wanna stalk you

  2. I'm like a Night Elf thief, stalking you quietly in the night.

  3. Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  4. So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

  5. Are you stalking me? Because that would be super! from "Van Wilder"

  6. Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.

  7. They say to follow your dreams...

    Which explains why I'm stalking you.

  8. Gurrl, are you a cornfield?

    'Cuz I've been *stalking* you

  9. Are you in a cornfield?

    Cause I'm stalking you

  10. Hey are you my reddit thowaway account

    Because I know I shouldn't but I can't help but stalk you sometimes

Funny stalking pickup lines

You must live in a cornfield
Because I'm stalking you

Are you Wall Street?

Because my stalk is rising.

I’m not stalking you

I’m doing research!

Hey, are you a magic bean?

Because you make my stalk grow.

You're like a dreamie in a cycle town.

I'd stalk you.

I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.

I am not stalking you, I just aspire to be like Jonathan Byers.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you walked into this one, according to your Foursquare account, which I have been stalking ever since I got home. (High School Acquaintance)

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

It's not stalking if you both happen to be at the same party. (Spike)

Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?