Are you a cornfield? Because I'm stalked by your blue eyes all day long.

"Do you have a map? Because I've been following you all night, and I like where it’s leading."

If stalking was a sport, you'd be the champion because I can't take my eyes off you!

"Are you a photographer? Because every time I see you, I picture us together in a very steamy setting."

"I can't help but sneak a peek at you from afar, you're just too captivating to resist."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for, and I can't help but keep scrolling."

"I may not be a detective, but I can't resist tracking down someone as irresistible as you."

Excuse me, but I can't help following you around. You just have this magnetic energy that pulls me in.

Are you a detective? Because I can't seem to shake the feeling of being irresistibly pursued by you.

I must confess, I've been "accidentally" running into you a lot lately. Fate seems to be on my side.

"I'm not a stalker, but I can't resist following the trail of your beauty everywhere."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes while I 'casually' check out your photos."

"Is your name Corn? Because I'm a-maize-d by your beauty and can't help but stalk you."

You must be a rare gem, because the more I stalk you, the more captivating you become.

Are you a detective? Because every time I see you, I feel like being stalked by love.

"Are you stalking me? Because every time I turn around, I find myself falling in love with your smile."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I stalk your profile, everyone else disappears—especially when I see that smile!"

"You must be a rare book, because I can't help but want to stalk every chapter of your story."

Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice your captivating presence from across the room.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection that's hard to resist.

You look familiar comeback: So, you have seen me stalking you.

"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I've been searching for—especially when I watch you from afar."

"Are you a corn stalk? Because you’re ear-resistibly cute!"

"Are you stalking me? Because every time I turn around, I'm captivated by the most irresistible eyes."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? I promise I won't stalk... too much."

How about you make like a corn stalk and lend me an ear?

"I must be a good stalker, because I've been following you all night in my dreams."

Are you a detective? Because I can't stop stalking your beauty all day long.

"I find myself getting lost in your captivating aura, like a willing follower of your enchanting ways."

You must be a detective, because I can't stop tracking your every move in my heart.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see your pictures, everyone else disappears from my mind."

Can I follow you on social media? Because I could get lost in your posts all day.

"I must be a photographer because I can picture us tangled up together, you looking irresistible in every shot."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Because you’re making me feel things I can’t ignore!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be an angel, shining brighter than the stars."

"If being watched means being adored, then consider me your most dedicated admirer."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your window again to make it happen?"

You must be a magnet, because I can't help but be drawn to you.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears from my creepy radar."

If being stalked by compliments is a crime, then consider me guilty of admiring your every move.

"Are you stalking me? Because my heart seems to beat faster every time I see you around."

Sure thing! I'll just be over here casually stalking your social media instead. JK! Maybe. 😜

"Hope it's not too forward, but your beauty has been stalking my thoughts since the moment you walked in."

"Are you a GPS? Because I can't help but constantly track your smile."

Are you a farmer? Because you've planted yourself in my mind like a tall stalk of corn.

If stalking you is a crime, then lock me up - I can't resist following your every step.

"Are you stalking me? Because that would be super convenient, my heart's been following you around all day."

"If stalking you was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence with a smile on my face."

"I must be a good stalker because I've been following your beauty all night."

"Is it just me or are you always on my mind? I can't help but 'stalk' your smile."

If stalking you were a sport, I'd be a pro athlete. You're just too intriguing to resist.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears, and I'm captivated by your spell."

"Are you a map? Because I can't help but get lost in your eyes, even from a distance."

Did you just fall from the produce section? 'Cause you're a knockout - a real stalk star!

"Are you stalking me? Because I've been seeing perfection in my dreams and it looks a lot like you."

"Is your name brocolli? Because you're the only one I'd want to stalk."

"Are you a private detective? Because I've been stalking your photos, and I can't stop admiring your stunning smile."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes while I subtly stalk your social media."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again for a second look?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears... especially in my thoughts."

"If looks could plant seeds, your eyes would have turned me into a full-grown tree by now."

Are you a GPS? Because I can't stop tracking your every move.

"I couldn't help but notice your grace and charm. Mind if I join you for a conversation?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I stalk your profile, everyone else disappears and you're all I see."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Or were you just trying to escape my stalking?

"You must be a serial killer, because you've been stalking my thoughts all day."

"I couldn't help but notice your captivating presence from across the room. Mind if I stalk you... with a smooth conversation?"

"Are you stalking me? Because my heart has been seeking someone like you for a long time."

"I must be a detective, because I can't help but find myself intrigued by every little detail about you."

You must be a detective, because I love the way you make stalking look sexy.

Are you a detective? Because I can't stop tracking your every move, you're irresistible.

"Are you a GPS? Because I can't stop following your every move."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I keep following you around?"

Maybe I just have a knack for guessing your tastes, or maybe I'm just really good at stalking... Kidding! Or am I? 😏

Are you a cornfield? Because I'm stalked by your blue eyes!

I must be a GPS, 'cause I can't help but want to track down your heart.

"Are you made of sugar? Because you're so sweet, I can't help but stalk your every move."

If you were a broccoli, you'd be the head of the stalk... I mean, the top of the crop!

"I've been following your every move, not like a stalker, but like a star gazing at its most radiant galaxy."

"If stalking you meant getting to know more about your intriguing self, then consider me your loyal investigator."

Is it a crime to be mesmerized by you? Because I can't help but keep an eye on you.

"I couldn't help but notice you from across the room - call it intriguing admiration instead of stalking."

"Is it just me, or do we have some serious chemistry? Because I can’t stop ‘following’ your vibe… in every way."

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I follow you for a bit longer?"

If stalking you was a crime, I'd gladly be sentenced to a lifetime of watching you.

"I find myself getting lost in your aura, like a hunter captivated by its prey. Mind if I linger?"

Are you a treasure? Because I can't help but be drawn to constantly finding you.

"Do you have a map? Because ever since you started stalking me, I got lost in your eyes."

Gurrl, are you a cornfield?

'Cuz I've been *stalking* you

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and let you admire the view?"

"Every step you take makes my heart race faster than a sprinter; are you walking or orchestrating my heartbeat?"

"I couldn't resist following your every move, like a moth to a flame. Can I stay close?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I watch you, everyone else disappears and my heart races."

"Have you been stalking me? Because every time I turn around, my heart races at the sight of you."

Are you an investigator? Because I can't stop following your every move.

If you were a detective, you'd never catch me stalking you - because I'd make sure you always found me irresistible.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears—especially when I'm stalking your stunning photos."

I must be a GPS, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, even in my most 'creepy' moments."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than my crush's Instagram stalking."

Are you a detective? Because I can't help but follow your every step.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—especially when you're being so sexy."

"I must be a detective, because I can't stop following your every move."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears, and my heart starts doing tricks!"

"Are you a broccoli? Because you're the stalk of my dreams!"

"Excuse me, are you a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes and can't find my way out."

Are you a rare book? Because I can't stop flipping through the pages of your social media.

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence, and I’d happily be your devoted stalker."

"Excuse me, but do you have a license? Because I've been stalking your style and it's got me pulled over."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for someone like you and I'm hooked on every detail."

"I can't help but follow your every move, it's impossible to resist your captivating presence."

Did you just come from a cornfield? Because you're stalking me... in a corny way!

"I must be a detective, because the more I stalk you, the more I uncover how incredibly irresistible you are."

Excuse me, but I can't help but notice how effortlessly you light up the room.

Hey are you my reddit thowaway account

Because I know I shouldn't but I can't help but stalk you sometimes

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fineapple. But broccoli can be the stalk of the town too!

"Are you a map? Because I can't help but follow your every move and get lost in your eyes."

Are you a magician? Because every time I stalk you, you disappear from my sight.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—just like my stalking habits!"

"You're like a rare gem that I can't help but keep my eyes on. Mind if I linger a bit longer?"

"I must be a good stalker because I keep finding myself drawn back to you."

"I'm not a creeper, just trying to keep up with someone as captivating as you."

"If being secretly admired was a crime, I'd be guilty of stalking you with my eyes."

"I must be a detective because I can't stop following your every move. Can I join the fun?"

You must live in a cornfield

Because I'm stalking you

Are you Wall Street?

Because my stalk is rising.

Hey, are you a magic bean?

Because you make my stalk grow.

You're like a dreamie in a cycle town.

I'd stalk you.

Are you a celery farmer?

I'd let you stalk me

I’m not stalking you

I’m doing research!

I am not stalking you, I just aspire to be like Jonathan Byers.