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Top 50 Stock Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stock pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'll give you my number, then you have a call option.

  2. Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

  3. Im down like the stock market, now ride me to the top.

  4. With a little after-hours trading we could negotiate your cum dividend.

  5. "Wolf of Wall Street" was based on me.

  6. Honey, you've got my dividend up! Are you ready for my distribution?

  7. With you, my interest rate is rising.

  8. Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

  9. My Nasdaq is always up.

  10. Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

Funny stock pickup lines

Hey baby, I'm like a diversified portfolio: low risk.

Your price or mine?

Can I turn your resistance level into a support level by making new highs with you.

Wanna see my huge stock tip?

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

You look charming! Of course, there could be methodology or sampling errors in my seasonally-adjusted data.

You know what gold and I have in common? We're both on the rise.

How bout you bend over and I'll takeover.

Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you buyin' what I'm sellin'?

I have a a huge Stock.

Looks like a merger is in wide can you split your stocks?

I want controlling interest of your assets.

Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

I'd be your angel investor any day.

Are you on the market, cause I'd love to buy that stock.

The market's not the only thing that goes down sometimes.

I got your stocking stuffer right here!

Can I stuff your stocking?

My stock is strong, like bull.

Do you feel the high-yield bond between us?