With you, my interest rate is rising.

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

My Nasdaq is always up.

Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

Your price or mine?

Wanna see my huge stock tip?

May I stock your pond?

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

You look charming! Of course, there could be methodology or sampling errors in my seasonally-adjusted data.

You know what gold and I have in common? We're both on the rise.

How bout you bend over and I'll takeover.

Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

Would you be interested in large growth investment?

Are you buyin' what I'm sellin'?

I have a a huge Stock.

Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

I'd be your angel investor any day.

Are you on the market, cause I'd love to buy that stock.

The market's not the only thing that goes down sometimes.

I got your stocking stuffer right here!

Can I stuff your stocking?

Are you stocks?

Because you make my heart beat fast, when you go down ;)

My stock is strong, like bull.

Do you feel the high-yield bond between us?

How would you like to join me for some Exchange Traded Fun?

I've been appreciating your assets from across the room and I'm prepared to make you a tender offer.

Hey girl, are you the stock market? Because you're very volatile and I don't really understand you.

Girl, you got my pants on the rise like Apple stock.

How bout we do some inside her trading?

I got a tiny investment for you.

If you need to stock up on Pokeballs, I’ve got a couple right here.

Girl, you looks good! Won't you Nasdaq that kiss up?

Hey girl.. are you a live stock farmer?

You really raise my meat.

I trade rare metals, and you look like the rarest one of them all.

I'm like quantitative easing: inflation will soon follow.

I'm on the investor relations team and I need your help to uphold shareholder values.

Hey babe, I think your fundamentals look great! I'd love to add you to my portfolio.

You could inflate me out of a crisis.

I love to share, wanna stock broke me?

Nice rack, baby. Can we upgrade those things from Hold to Squeeze?

Would you like to be bailed out and still collect a bonus?

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

If you were a stock,

I’d ride it to the top and never sell

If you were at stock...I just couldn't sell.

I'll put the hedge in your fund.

You into stocks and b**...?

Babe, I will never be Out of Stock for you.

You are the only snack I wanna stock up on.

How'd you like to align your employee interests with those of upper management?

I'd like to take you to my offshore account, if you know what I mean.

You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock?

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.

These stocks aren't the only thing rising.

You can down-stock me any day honey.

If you're going down, I'm buying.

Babe are you Christmas socks? Because I want to stuff my candy cane into your stockings.

Hey, girl, are you Gamestop stock?

Because I'm a hedge fund manager, and I'm willing to spend a lot of money hoping that you'll go down.

"Trust me, learning stocks will be much more engaging with a Morgan Stanley guide by your side."

"How about we turn these stocks into bonds? I'd love to be your personal guide in the Morgan Stanley universe."

Only if you promise to bring the snacks! Don't worry, my getaway car is fully stocked with chips and dip. 🚗🌮

"Your smile is more precious than a diamond, can I invest in the stock market of your heart?"

"Ever wanted a personal tutor in stocks who can also invest in your heart? Hi, I'm from Morgan Stanley."

Did you invest in happiness? Because your smile stock is going through the roof!

If you take a short position, I'll show you my long bond.

"Is your name NASDAQ? Because my heart's value skyrockets whenever I see you."

"Ever dreamed of a private stock market tutorial? Only requirement is a candlelit dinner with me."

"How about we turn those stock market lessons into Stock Dates, and I promise, you'll never bear a loss with me."

I prefer the Bare Market, if you catch my drift.

"Are you a stock? Because I've noticed your value rising the moment I walked into the room."

"They say the stock market is unpredictable, but my intention to teach you, and win your heart, isn't."

"Is it just turbulence or did my world just shake seeing those black stockings adorn your heavenly legs?"

"Interested in learning stocks? Let's start with investing time in each other, I guarantee high returns."

Did the stock market crash? Because with your smile, my portfolio just hit an all-time high.

"How about we turn those candlestick charts into a romantic dinner and I can educate you about trading till dawn?"

"Ever wanted a private tutor from Morgan Stanley? I'd love to teach you more than just trading stocks."

"Is your name Wall Street? Because my interest in you keeps rising, just like the stocks."

"Are you a stock? Because every time I invest time with you, my smile's value goes up!"

Did you invent the smile? Because every time I see you, my stocks in happiness rise!

"A feisty drinker, huh? Better stock up on vodka then, we might turn this into a fun international affair."

(Pointing to your stockinged leg) Would you like to unwrap what’s in your Christmas stocking?

"How about we turn studying the stock market into a date? I promise, with Morgan Stanley tips, you'll never crash."

"How about we turn the Dow into an up? I'd love to teach you the curves of the stock market."

Baby you gotta nice rear dividend.

Are you an elf? Because I'd let you stuff my stocking with all your cheeky surprises.

"Are you a bull market? Because my interest in you just keeps rising."

"How about I show you the ropes of Wall Street, and maybe we can turn this into a bull market together?"

"Delivered? I hope it’s not like my last online order—items labeled ‘in stock’ but were actually in another universe! What's your imaginary order?"

Hey baby, want to see my S&P index?

Do you work at the stock market? Because every time I see you, I invest in happiness!

"Let me teach you the bulls and bears of the stock market, babe, because investing in you has already given me high returns."

"Are you a bullish market? Because every time I see you, my interest rates go up."

"At Morgan Stanley, I strategize portfolios. But tonight, I'd love to strategize a future with you."

"Are you the stock market? Because I can't stop checking you out, despite some risky highs and lows."

"Is it a safety violation to be as captivatingly sexy as you are in those black stockings?"

"Off to the shop so soon? I'd love to browse your aisles; I hear they're fully stocked with allure and seduction."

Do you have stocks in your smile? Because I want to invest in that happiness market.

Hey , are you Apple stock ?

Coz I'll make you my long-term hold.

"As your friend with privileges, I promise to keep our stock high in passion and dividends of desire."

"Ah, daddy time! Just make sure to stock up on snacks first—no hero should venture out hungry, right?"

Are you the stock market?

I can see you crashing



At my place

I hope you're a bear, cause I'm going to go down on you.

Are you a stock market? Because every time I see you, my portfolio of smiles goes up!

"How about we turn those stock novice blues into Morgan Stanley greens, sweetheart, and make your portfolio as attractive as you?"

"I work at Morgan Stanley, and I could definitely see us trading in a future together."

"Are you flying first class? Because those black stockings are setting a high standard of beauty."

"If happiness was a stock, you'd be the best investment I've ever made. Keep my portfolio smiling!"

"Excited to learn about stocks? How about we start with the chemistry of mutual attraction at Morgan Stanley?"

"Is your name Lethal Company? Because my heart's stock just skyrocketed when I saw you."

Do you work at the stock market? Because every time I see you, my portfolio improves!

"Are you a blue-chip stock? Because your value keeps increasing and I can't resist investing in you."

"Baby, are you a high dividend stock? Because your return rate is driving my interest."

Did you invent the stock market? Because every time I see you, my portfolio grows!

"How about we turn Wall Street into our Sweet Street, I'd love to guide you through the stock market, darling."

"At Morgan Stanley, we're experts at making assets grow. Shall we start with the chemistry between us?"

"Are you the in-flight entertainment? Because those black stockings are taking my breath away higher than this altitude."

You're as sharp as scissors, but as elegant as a clock. In this game of love, you're my winning stock.

Are you a stock? Because you keep rising and making me smile, unlike my actual investments.

"Ever wanted to learn about stocks? How about we start with investing in a dinner date together?"

I like my women how I like my cars

Stock :)

"Ever thought about investing in a handsome Morgan Stanley employee who could raise your stock market knowledge and heartbeat simultaneously?"

"Is it too forward to say your black stockings make my heart soar higher than this plane ever could?"

I'd would love to see how your bottom line compensates for the inflation in my pants.

"Is turbulence a job requirement? Because girl, your black stockings are causing a serious shake-up in my heart."

"Are you a stock market? Because I can't stop investing in your beauty and charm."

I have something in common with the stock market. We both like to go down.

"Why study the stock market alone when we can turn it into a joint venture at Morgan Stanley?"

"Is your name Wall Street? Because my investment in you keeps growing."

"As a heart broker, can you help? My heart's stock just skyrocketed seeing your smile."

I’ve got your stocking stuffer right here!

Are you my investment in stock market ?

Cause you sure know how to go down.

"Investment banker, yes. But don't worry, I promise not to talk about stocks unless it's livestock and you're into farm animal puns."