I am craving some bacon? Wanna s**...?

If stripping is an art, you must be the masterpiece. Can I be your biggest fan?

"Watching you strip away those layers is like finding a masterpiece; it just keeps getting better each time."

"Forehead or not, every time I look at you I forget how to land... because I'm already falling for you!"

"You must be a professional, because you're the hottest thing on this stage tonight."

"Well, I believe in the power of anticipation. A slow dance can be as thrilling as a fast one, don't you think?"

"Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm definitely feeling a connection when you strip tease on the couch."

"Are you a magician? Every time you strip on the couch, everyone else disappears."

"Is your name 'Couch'? Because every time you strip down, I yearn to support every inch of your beautiful tease."

Did you fall from the sky, Snoopy girl? Because you're the missing puzzle piece in my comic strip.

"Are you a couch? Because I can't resist the urge to strip down and get comfortable with you."

Are you a runway model? Because your thighs are like a smooth landing strip.

"Your eyes must have a secret power; they strip me bare and leave me longing for more."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te... especially when you're stripping.

"Is your name Strip Tease? Because every time I see you, I just want to settle down on that couch."

Is it hot in here or is it just you? Your moves on that pole are hypnotizing.

"I'm more into unwrapping a gift slowly to savor the moment, rather than tearing through the wrapping paper."

"Excuse me, but are you a sofa? Because every time I look at you, my clothes start feeling uncomfortable."

"Are we playing strip poker? Because every time I look at you, all I see is a winning hand."

Are you a magician? Because when you strip, you make everything else disappear.

Are you a magician? Because every time you strip, you make my inhibitions disappear.

"Ever seen a couch transform into a stage for a strip tease? Join me, and I promise a performance you'll never forget."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in my stripped pjs?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again while you're doing a couch strip tease?"

Are you a magician? Because every time you strip, I can't help but be mesmerized by your beauty.

"Is your name Jetstream? Because my heart takes off every time it senses your landing strip nearby."

"Are you a couch? Because when I see you, I feel like showing my inner furniture mover skills."

"Your allure, like a strip tease on a couch, spins my heart a notch, oh darling, you're such a catch."

"This couch, me, a strip tease - all that's missing is you. How about we add the finest piece to this puzzle?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection when you're on that couch."

"Just like TMNT Leonardo, your beauty is a comic strip that leaves me captivated by your every plot twist."

"Your couch strip tease is like a sweet melody, leaving my heart dancing to your captivating symphony."

"Excuse me, but is your name Red? 'Cause every time you walk in, the room becomes a sinfully delightful strip club."

Hey ya like bacon and pancakes?

Wanna s**...? After that how bout IHOP on that d?

"Is your forehead an airport? Cause my heart is taking off just looking at you!"

"Your strip tease on the couch? It's like a magic show, I’m always in awe and left wanting more."

"We're so in sync with our talents, it's like you're the comic strip to my punchline and those blue eyes are my prize."

"Is your name gravity? Because you've got a pull that's making all my layers want to strip themselves off."

"Watching you strip away your inhibitions, I can't help but think, 'Can I be the next layer you'll reveal?'"

"Like a couch strip tease, you've captured my ease, your beauty and charm, no less than a tease."

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes every time you start stripping.

Are you a drag s**...?

Because I want to burn rubber in you.

"Every time you strip, I feel like an astronomer uncovering stars - breathtakingly beautiful and intensely alluring."

Are you a runway model? Because your thighs are the perfect landing strip for me.

Hey girl are you a banana?

Cause I wanna s**... you down and eat you up.

Hey gurl, are you an airport?

Coz I would love to crash land on your landing s**....

You must be like Snoopy, because I feel like I'm in a comic strip whenever I'm with you!

"Is your name Landing Strip? Because my heart's been looking for the perfect place to make a smooth landing."

"The way you command that couch, makes me wish it was me you were straddling, not the cushions."

"Your strip tease on the sofa, dear, is poetry to my eyes and music to my ear."

Are you a drag s**...?

Because I’m hoping to gain some traction with you…

Hey, baby. Usually I'm against s**... mining but for you I'll make an exception.

For those working/majoring in IT

"Hey, baby, I want to s**... you just like my client server strips off those TCP/IP layers..."

We should play s**... poker. You can s**..., and I'll poke you.

Ever been stripped-searched by a minimum-wage flunky?

Want to play a little document distribution s**... poker?

I'll s**... for you

Whats up girl wanna go s**... mining?

Did I just hear you say "s**..."?

If eye contact occurs, s**... down and rinse off immediately.

Do you like bacon? Wanna s**...?

You + Me = The number of sides in a Mobius s**...