I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Wanna know why they call me "swing state"?

Wanna watch me swing my wood?

Just like the boat, my heart swings back and forth to the oceans every time I see you.

Once I spray my web on you, girl you will be swinging from places to places.

Are you tired of swinging? Because my dick is the only swing you need.

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Then let's tee off to our fairway-tale romance on the golf course."

"Do we need to save the city together? Because I can’t stop swinging towards you!"

"Are you a web-slinger? Because you’ve just captured my attention like Spiderman swinging through the city."

"Are you a pendulum? Because even with all the swings, my heart still gravitates towards you."

"You’ve got me feeling bold—can I take a swing at those big balls of confidence you’re radiating?"

"Is your name Shuttlecock? Because my heart keeps soaring high every time you swing my way."

"Playing on swings might be fun, but nothing compares to the joy of being caught in your charming gaze."

"Is your smile the swing? Because every time you beam, my heart can't help but soar."

Are you Tarzan? Because you've definitely got me swinging from vine to vine with your beauty.

"Just like the swing, you've got me going back and forth between my heartbeats and your sweet laughter."

"Do you believe in love at first swing or should I push again?"

"Your mood swings are like a rollercoaster I never want to get off."

"Are you a swing set? Because every time I see you, I get this childish urge to jump on board!"

"Like Saturn, your beauty has countless rings, but unlike Uranus, my heart is the only thing it swings."

"Did your heart just leap, or was it me swinging into your DMs with my Spiderman charm and shirtless surprise?"

"Without my shirt, I'm Spiderman but with your smile, you're definitely my Mary Jane. Ready to swing into my heart?"

"Are you Virat Kohli? Because just like every cricket ball, my heart keeps swinging your way."

"Can I be your badminton partner? Because I want to swing my way into your heart."

Girl, I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you and keep on swinging.

"If your heart is the devil's playground, may I slide down the slide of love and swing on the swings of affection?"

"Miles, are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring with every swing of that bat!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swing by again like a big monkey?"

Mood swings can be intriguing, adds a bit of mystery to you. I like that. 😉

"Challenging and unpredictable? Sounds like my kinda ride, as long as you're worth it.😏"

"Just like Spiderman, I'm shirtless and ready to swing into your heart."

"Do you believe in love at first swing, or should I draw my sword again?"

Hey baby, I'm "bi-partisan" and I can swing both ways .... what are you?

Are you a piñata? Because I definitely want to take a swing at getting to know you.

"Are you Spiderman? Because you've caught my heart in your web, and I can't help but want to swing closer."

"I've got the confidence of a pro-golfer, and I would love to teach you my swing, only if your heart is the course."

Are you tired of swinging on swings? Because my dick is the only swing you need to ride.

"How about we swing into action together on the golf course - I promise, it's all in my confident stroke."

"Is your name Yotam Shayo? Because my heart's swinging from tree to tree just like a monkey, in search of your love."

"Are you a kettlebell? Because I feel a swing in my heart every time I see you."

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Or should I climb this tree again?"

"Is your name Tarzan? Because you've got me swinging from the branches with that irresistible monkey charm of yours."

Swinging may be fun, but swinging on my dick is even better. Wanna give it a try?

Are you from a swing state?

Your swing is as smooth as butter, just like your smile. Can I be your catcher?

Your curves are smoother than a perfect swing, Bautista. Can I be your designated hitter tonight?

"Well, I've always been good at surfing waves. Mood swings are just emotional waves, aren't they?"

"If you were Spider-Man, I’d let you swing me into your world anytime—your vibe is just that captivating."

"Can we play a round of golf together? Because every swing I take, you'll be the hole-in-one I'm aiming for."

"Like a swing in the park, you set my heart in motion; your smile, dear girl, stirs up a loving commotion."

If being with you means swinging through the city like Spiderman, then sign me up for that adventure!

"Is your mood an artist? Because every swing paints a masterpiece on your face that I can't resist."

Are you tired of swinging on the swing? Come swing in my heart, it's empty for you.

"Are you a swing set? Because every time I see you, my heart takes a thrilling ride of attraction."

Are you tired of swinging on swings? Because my dick is waiting for you to swing on it.

"On life's playground, you swing so high; an angel in disguise under this open sky."

"Did your eyes learn golf? Because they've got me swinging in the deep blues."

"I must be your racket because my heart swings every time I see you on the court."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like Spiderman swinging into my heart.

"Can I push your swing? Because I'd love to give your heart a jump start."

Are you a piñata? Because I'm ready to take a swing and see what falls out!

Are you tired of swinging on the swings? My heart is empty, waiting for you to fill it up.

"Our love could rival a golf swing, it's all in the perfect stroke and I've been practicing just for you."

Mood swings, huh? I hear chocolate can cure all ailments. Want me to send some your way?

"In a park full of swings, I'd always choose the one next to you because that's where the most beautiful view is."

"Is your name Jumka? Because every time you pass by, my heart swings like an exquisite pair of earrings."

"Are you a swing? Because every time I see you, my heart starts swinging."

"Are you a golf club? Because my heart's been swinging for you all day long."

"Is this swing taken or can I sweep you off your feet?"

"Just like Spider-Man, I’d climb any wall to swing by your side for this homecoming dance."

Are you a cricket ball? Because my heart is racing every time it looks like you're about to swing my way!

If I were a pickleball, I'd let you swing me anytime. Let's make a smashing duo on the court.

"Just like every swing needs a push, my life could use your charm."

Are you Australian politics? Because you've got my heart swinging like Bob Katter's cowboy hat.

How about dinner? I can swing by your place at 7 to dig you up?

Are you a chameleon? Because your profile pic changes more than my mood swings.

"Are you a golf club? Because my heart's doing backflips every time I picture you in my 'swing'."

If I were a monkey, I'd swing towards you every time. You're simply irresistible.

"With elegance like a cricket's sweet swing, together we'll soar—let's make hearts sing!"

"Are you a hinge? Because you really know how to swing things in the right direction!"

Like the moon, your moods may change, but your beauty always remains in range.

"Fancy joining me for golf? I promise to teach you the perfect swing, but only if you can handle my confidence."

"You must be a big monkey, because my heart does backflips just thinking about swinging through life with you."

Do you believe in love at first beam saber swing? Because when I saw you, it was a direct hit!

Your emotions may ebb and flow, but your radiance will always glow.

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Because when I saw you, I knew we were in the same ballpark."

"Happy as a demon with a tail that swings, your beauty outshines even celestial things."

"Your beauty shines like a home run, just like his swing under the sun."

"Are you a mood swing? Because every time I see you, my heart cuts itself some slack."

"I must be craving chocolate because your smile is the sweetest remedy for all my mood swings."

"Are you a web-slinger? Because you've caught my attention and I can't help but swing by for a chat."

"You know, if I were Spiderman, I'd swing by just to share a moment with someone as amazing as you."

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Because when I look at you, I see my playground."

"Mind if I swing into your heart, as effortlessly as you swing on the dance floor?"

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Because when I saw you, all other playgrounds faded away."

"Is your name Badminton? Because my heart keeps swinging towards you every time I see your blonde hair."

"Are we playing golf? 'Cause when you say 'shut up and bend over,' I can't help but feel like we're in the perfect swing."

Are you a piñata? Because I want to take a swing at getting your number.

"How about we test our swing on the golf course, and if I impress, maybe I could win a date with you?"

"Is your golf swing as captivating as your smile? Because I'd love to conquer the greens with you."

"How about I show you my swing on the golf course, and you can judge if it's as confident as my approach?"

Who needs a swing when you can ride my good swinging dick all night long?

"Are you a piñata? Because I’m totally smitten and ready to take a swing at winning your heart!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swing by like an autistic lemur again?"

Are you a playground? Because I want to swing by and spend all day with you.

"My heart beats faster than your katana's swing whenever I see you in that striking hazard suit."

"Are you a playground? Because I can't help but want to swing by and have some fun with you!"

"Playing golf is fun, but the perfect swing is scoring a date with a rock-hard beauty like you."

"Are we hiking or golfing? Because either way, I can't help but notice we're always on an uphill swing."

"Are you a swing? Because I'm feeling head over heels every time I think about you."

Are you a magnet? Because you're positively attractive, even when your mood swings are negative!

"Can I push your swing? Because girl, I'm definitely falling for your ups and downs!"

"I'm great with roller coasters, so I'm pretty sure I can handle your mood swings too."

"In the rhythm of our swing, your laughter takes flight; you're a melody more enchanting than the moonlit night."

Haha, maybe I'll swing by with my feather duster. Can't promise I'll do much cleaning though. 😉

"Just like this swing, our moments together would have an unforgettable back and forth rhythm."

"Are you a cat? Because my heart purrs every time I see you swing a bat, Miles."

"Is there a monkey chasing you, or is it just your charm that has me swinging from tree to tree?"

"Are you into golf? Because I can't resist swinging my heart towards your hole-in-one personality."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I climb a tree and swing by again?"

"Hey Miles, are you a cat? Because you've already pounced right into my heart with that swing of yours."

"Are you the weather? Because your mood swings are as captivating as a tempest, and I can’t help but get lost."

Hey boy, are you a grandfather's clock?

Cuz I'd love to take your pendulum around for a swing!

"Got mood swings? Perfect, I've always been a fan of rollercoasters."

"Are you a playground? Because my heart swings every time I see you!"

"Your smile is more captivating than a hole-in-one; care to join me for a confident swing on the green?"

Are you a piñata? Because I'd love to take a swing at you. 😉🍬

"Did it hurt when you fell from the swing? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are you a monkey? Because my heart swings whenever you’re around!"

"Are you a big monkey? Because my heart swings wildly every time I see you smile."

"Are you a pendulum? Because even with all the swings, you always manage to capture my interest."