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Top 15 Thou Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thou pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

  2. Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

  3. I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.

  4. How to get this girl??

    So I’m coming into a lot of money soon and I’m going to get a corvette (I’m 23). There is this girl from high school who I am in love with, we don’t talk thou. What could I say other than sounding flashy and being like “hey I just bought a Vette, dinner?” I’m not gonnna contact her until I get the Vette

  5. Wouldst thou away to yon Motel 6 with me?

  6. Wouldst thou care to join me in forming the beast with two backs?

  7. Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor.

  8. Ello, milady, thou art under siege. I shall scale thy battlements with mine grappling hook.

  9. Mlle. Darc, thy breastplate is wondrous! Wouldst thou hold my polearm whilst I attempt to light thy fire?

  10. My Lady, dost thou possess a looking glass in thine bodice? For I may surely see myself within their folds.

Funny thou pickup lines

Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action?

Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!

Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest Id spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?- Romeo and Juliet