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Top 38 Wasn Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wasn pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Your accent is really cute..

    Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)

  2. Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

  3. If my hair wasn't covering my eyes right now, I'd be staring at you.

  4. I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.

  5. Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

  6. If I was a NES cartridge and I wasn't working right, would you blow me...

  7. I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

  8. I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

  9. Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

  10. Even if there wasn't any gravity on Earth

    I would still fall for you

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If I wasn't a vampire, my heart'd be beating real fast right now.

Are you a Christian girl?

Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

What’s the difference between you and my tax return?

I’ve already done my tax return and it wasn’t much fun.

Do you feel like some food right now

(If yes) good so I wasn’t the only one who noticed you a snack

(If no) I thought you would because you looking like a snack

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Hey sorry, I just went to get a snack

Sadly it wasn’t as good of one as you

I see heaven in your eyes
I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close, I see heaven in your eyes

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

Today I saw a very beautiful girl in my dreams

Wait......wasn't that you?

Oh my god.

Ariana Grande wasn’t lying when she said God is a Woman.

Damn girl, aren't you hot in that sweater

It wasn't a question.

Have you heard of the Titanic?

That wasn't a great icebreaker.

You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Repunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down.

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That wasn't my hand..it was my El Nino.

My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

I wasn’t sure that love could survive everything we put it through, but you were. You were sure, you were always sure.

Christmas wasn't merry, 14th of February not one of them spent with you.

A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.

When Columbus came to America there wasn't any government. Look how far we've come.

I wasn't joking, I think an icicle fell in your pants.

If you thought this wasn't going to be the best night of your life, then… I'm afraid I have got some bad news. (Wade Barrett)

Believe it or not, I wasn't always as awesome as I am today.

My planet wasn't big enough for my d***.