I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

I came up with this and it’s made 2 girls blush. It’s a combo move so asking if you can feel her hair right after allows for a reason to touch her if she says you can. Feel a strand and maybe move to her face while complimenting her eyes if she’s receptive. Improvise.

If I was a NES cartridge and I wasn't working right, would you blow me...

I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because I was wondering if you’d still be interested in me if I wasn’t your cousin.

I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

I know someone who likes you. If I wasn’t so shy, I’d tell you who

Even if there wasn't any gravity on Earth

I would still fall for you

"Did I accidentally hurt you, kitten? Because falling for you this hard surely wasn't part of my plan."

"Your poem, to me, wasn't cringe, but a sparkle in the night. An echo of your soul's song, that fills the darkness with light."

"Are you a Roman sculpture? Because I can't believe someone this beautiful wasn't carved by Michelangelo himself."

"Are you a dictionary? Because I'm sorry, but you're adding meaning to my life that wasn't there before."

I wasn't in your past, we are now in the present. Let's talk about our future.

"Missed you at the VIP fanpit yesterday, G Eazy wasn't the only one putting on a show worth seeing."

"Just like in water polo, I wasn't afraid to make the first move. How about dinner?"

"Oh, I just erased 'Good evening'. Thought it wasn't as beautiful as your smile to start our conversation."

"Oh no, that wasn't my intention! What about we change the topic? Ever tried doing something totally out of your comfort zone?"

"I guess my follow request wasn't charming enough; would a dinner invitation sweeten the deal?"

"Passion fuels creativity, and your passion for vlogging definitely shines through. Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day!"

"Embarrassing you? My apologies! I assure you, my charm wasn't refined until I met someone as special as you."

"Your poem wasn't cringe, it was quite divine, like a rare wine, your words intertwine, in the realm of poetry, you surely shine."

"Are you a conqueror? Because Alexander wasn't the only one who's great, but he didn't make my heart skip a beat."

"I think you left something out of my gift bag yesterday - your number, wasn't it?"

"Sara, if your name wasn't synonym for princess, I'd still be captivated by your royal charm."

"Well, I hope it wasn't as cheesy as my pickup lines, but just in case, there are more where that came from."

"Well, I'm glad your night wasn't a disaster. Pretty sure chatting with you would make any night better."

Are you a Christian girl?

Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

"Like Rome, my heart wasn't built in a day, it took one look at you to complete."

"Wasn't G-Eazy electrifying last night? Being in VIP, I missed sharing that spark with you."

Hey i found a bug in god's code.

There wasn't supposed to be anything perfect,
but then i saw you.

"Have you carried out all the necessary risk assessment? Because falling for you wasn't one I'd planned for."

"I lied to you once, I said I wasn't smitten but your smile... it's like a melody that's beautifully written."

"The best present on my birthday wasn't a thing, but a video call with you, because your smile is the best gift, Honour."

"Are you a shoujo manga? Because my life wasn't complete until your storyline intertwined with mine."

"Are you a rare loot drop? Because my heart levelled up when I saw you, and it wasn't even a critical hit!"

"Rovin only told me that you're as enchanting as a moonlit sky, and I must say, he wasn't exaggerating."

"Chelsea drink? Wasn't sure if that was a new Starbucks order or an invitation! Either way, I'm game."

"I must be in Snowdin, because the moment I saw you, I knew I wasn't in Hotland anymore."

"Are you learning history instead of dating me? You're a worse liar than Napoleon claiming he wasn't short!"

Hey, looks like there is something wrong with your hand!!, can I see it??

‘Take his hand’, Ohh, now I see what the problem was!, ‘let her or him ask’, it wasn’t holding mine!

"Being this tall means I've spent my life in the clouds, but it wasn't until I saw you that I experienced heaven."

"As a mercenary, I'm great at handling dangerous situations, but your beauty is one risk I wasn't prepared for."

"Well, my Jewish grandma always said I'm her secret weapon against forgetfulness - she calls me 'wasn't-a-holocaust-in-the-kitchen'."

"Forget about her, she wasn't my muse. But you, sweetheart, you're the poem I've been dying to write."

"Oh, I wasn't staring at her, I was just checking if my future isn't walking away...and it's you!"

"You've got the weirdest concert experiences! I once had a guy ask me if my beard was made of chocolate... Spoiler: it wasn't."

Hey girl, are you [redacted]

Because I \[redacted\] if the \[redacted\] Latvian prime minister \[redacted\] perfect predictions of the trajectory of pork belly futures because \[redacted\] federal reserve \[redacted\] which Kanye wasn't willing to do.

Do you feel like some food right now

(If yes) good so I wasn’t the only one who noticed you a snack

(If no) I thought you would because you looking like a snack

"Just like Rome, your beauty wasn't built in a day, it takes centuries to create such a masterpiece."

"Married? Wow, you must've stolen someone's lucky charm. Well, as long as it wasn't their sense of humor! We'll need that for our chats!"

"Wasn't just G-Eazy's performance that was unforgettable last night, you stole the show, gorgeous. Fancy a backstage pass to my world?"

"Your beauty is so alluring, it's stirring up feelings I wasn't prepared for tonight."

Have you heard of the Titanic ?

Wasn't the best icebreaker..

Hey sorry, I just went to get a snack

Sadly it wasn’t as good of one as you

"Staying for you wasn't a choice, darling. My intuition, just like my heart, got completely captivated by your allure."

"I'm a firm believer in fate. If it wasn't your friend, it would have been something else pointing me in your direction."

"Wasn't that bad, huh? Next time let's aim for unforgettable. Perhaps over candlelight dinner?"

You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rapunzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down.

I saw you running last night

I wasn’t running
You ran through my mind all night

"Excuse me, did you happen to find my honesty? I think I lost it when I said I wasn't falling for you."

I see heaven in your eyes

I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close, I see heaven in your eyes

Today I saw a very beautiful girl in my dreams

Wait......wasn't that you?

Oh my god.

Ariana Grande wasn’t lying when she said God is a Woman.

Christmas wasn't merry, 14th of February not one of them spent with you.

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.

That wasn't my hand..it was my El Nino.

You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Repunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down.