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Top 39 Weapon Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weapon pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I have your weapon right here baby.

  2. My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

    The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.

  3. You look like you can handle those clunky two-handed weapons...

  4. I have a weapon made of the hardest material on Earth.

    I also have this shield.

  5. You'll love my weapon. Wanna help me shoot it?

  6. I'm Tony Stark. And I've saved my best weapon for you. (Iron Man)

  7. Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

  8. You like my weapon? Come on over for a closer inspection!

  9. If I press double X I can pick up weapons, does that mean you too?

  10. My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

    The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours.

Funny weapon pickup lines

You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.

Target acquired, we are weapons hot, cleared to engage.

I hear a woman’s only weapon is what’s between her legs sweetheart. Care to battle?

Want to check out my Uber DPS two handed weapon?

Girl, you got zero resistance nor immunity to the weapon in my pants.

Are you a weapon? Because I got my X to pick you up.

Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?

Hey Baby, what's your weapon?

I'll lower my weapon if you lower yours first.

What's your preferred weapon to kill?

Wanna help prepare my condition one weapon?

Excuse me but I'm looking for weapons of ass destruction.

If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

Babe you are so hot you auto upgrade my weapons.

I kept my weapon sharp for tonight? Want to test the damage?

I may just have one weapon type, but I know how to use it.

Target aquired, we are weapons hot, cleared to engage.

Hey babe are you a weapon? Cause I'm about to make you condition one.

They call me a terrorist, because I got this weapon of ass destruction. (Nine Twelve)

Why do we even need weapons anyway. You have me.

I am Megaman, I put on different armors and I know how to use my weapons.

My lips are weapons of mass destruction. Would you care to dismantle them?

Do you wanna circle my weapon?