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Top 12 Wooden Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wooden pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Is that a wooden stake or are you just glad to see me?

  2. Is that a wooden spike in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

  3. Wanna see my wooden leg?

  4. My teeth aren't the only things that's wooden for you.

  5. Baby, are you a wooden horse?

    Cos my Trojan needs a hiding place.

  6. Are you a cabbage?

    Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

  7. Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorus?

    Because I’m a proportioned tiny wooden stick and I think we’re a match

  8. Are you a vampire?

    Because I want to shove my wooden stake in you and murder that pussy

  9. You must be Dutch, because AmsterDAYUMM you’re attractive.

    Wooden shoe like to go out on a date?

  10. You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match.

Funny wooden pickup lines

Wanna try my wooden sword with a +10 focus talisman

Right now, my teeth aren't the only part of me that's wooden.