I may not be unsullied. But I’ll show you my grey worm.

Girl. You made my worm into a butterfly.

Girl, want to s**... on my candy worms.

My candy worms turn into candy cane for you.

Just trying to catch that worm before it becomes a late-night snack for some night owl! 🌙

"Girl, I won't worm my way in, but I can't promise I won't light up your life with my charm."

Are you a tapeworm? Because you've wormed your way into my heart with your charm.

"Are you a guinea worm? Because you've got me wrapped around your heart like a parasite!"

The rod's not that big, but I sure know how to wiggle the worm.

I like my women like I like my tequila. And, of course, that whole worm thing.

"I must be a worm because I'm totally falling for the apple of my eye - that's you!"

"Are you a Geo traveler? Because I feel an earthquake every time your aged beauty worms its way into my heart."

"An apple may have a worm inside, but with you, I'm ready to take my chances."

"Do you believe in love at first bike ride, or should I do the worm while pedaling next time?"

"Do you like parasitic worms? Because I'm just trying to leech onto your affection!"

Are you a tapeworm? Because you've wormed your way into my heart and I can't resist you.

"If the early bird gets the worm, then I hope I'm the lucky guy who gets to wake up next to you at 5:30am."

Haha, well, I heard the early bird gets the worm... or in my case, the coffee before it runs out! ☕️

"Are you a Geo Traveler? Because you've shaken up my world, and I've been digging every moment of it."

I wanna hook you on my worm?

Your eyes sparkle like crisp apples on a sunny day. Can I be the worm in your heart?

"Good morning beautiful, the early bird catches the worm... but I'd rather catch your smile."

"They say the early bird catches the worm, but in our race to climax, can I be second for a change?"

"Ever heard of the term 'the early bird catches the worm'? Well, I woke up early, and I’m hoping to catch a date with you."

I bet you have quite a nice book worm!

Early bird gets the worm... or in my case, the best spot at the brunch place! Are you a morning person too?

"Are you a parasitic worm? Because you've totally invaded my heart!"

"In our game of life, would you mind if this old worm turned into your 67-year-old knight?"

"Are you a guinea worm? Because I can’t help but feel drawn to you, even if it’s a little parasitic!"

"Are you a filarial worm? Because you've definitely infested my heart!"

"I don't need to sneak into your life, just one look from you and I'm already caught in your allure."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I crawl by like a worm again?"

Be sure to try this one.

Hey girl, are you a biologist? Cause you can study my inch-worm.

"If we were birds, I'd pick you over worms any day. Just eagerly waiting for my next 'Kuchu' call!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I wriggle my way back into your heart like a guinea worm?"

Hey girl you like spongebob?

Cuz I wanna show you my Alaskan bull worm

Haha, well, I heard the early bird catches the worm... or in my case, catches a glimpse of your profile picture! 😉

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I crawl back like a guinea worm?"

Are you a fishing hook?

Cuz I wanna stick my worm in you.

I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…

I like my women like I like my tequila… cold and stiff. And, of course, that whole worm thing. (Zombie)

I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

I'd like to put my worm in your tequila bottle.

They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.

I like my women like I like my tequila… cold and stiff. And, of course, that whole worm thing.