97 Depressing Pick Up lines And Rizz
Here are 97 depressing pick up lines for her and flirty depressing rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about depressing that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with depressing rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny depressing pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty depressing joke for a great chat response.
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A good Depressing pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !
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You're depressed, I'm depressed
Can I suislide in your dms?
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I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second
Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.
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Hey girl are you 1929?
Because you give me the Great Depression.
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Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?
Because dam
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Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression?
Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
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Hey girl are you my dog when I get depressed?
Because I wanna have kiss with you
Short and cute depressing pickup lines to impress a girl
Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about depressing are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill?
Cuz I want more than one dose a day ;)
Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy
You’re depressed, TOO?!
Would you settle for me tonight?
Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.
Babe, I don't need Viagra to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
Cheesy depressing Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Hay girl, are you crippling depression?
Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?
Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.
What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.
Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.
Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.
Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.
Funny depressing Tinder openers
Try using funny and charming Depressing conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.
Are you depression?
Cause you make me want to kill my self
Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of o**....
Are you my crippling depression? Because you are like a drug to me.
The only depressed event tonight is that you haven't gone home with me yet.
Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
Are you depression? Because I am in a downward spiral thinking about.
You must be a sparkling gem in this sea of gloom, because your presence brings light to my depressing rizz.
"Are you a psychiatrist? Because every time I see you, my heart beat goes from manic to depressingly low in seconds."
"Your smile is a ray of light, shining through the darkest night."
"Who needs a silver lining when I've got your golden presence to keep me elated?"
"Forget about feeling blue tonight, your radiant smile has the power to paint the town red."
I don't know much about depression, but I'm pretty great.
Clever depressing Pickup Lines and Hinge openers
Using good and clever Depressing hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.
"Well, I do hold the record for speed grieving. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance...all in one coffee break!"
Are you depression? Because I cannot think of anyone else that can bring me happiness.
"Hey gorgeous, you're like sunshine on my darkest days; one smile from you can chase all my blues away."
"Hey girl, are you a therapist? Because whenever I see you, my mood instantly elevates!"
"Is your name Joy? Because every time I'm sad, you always find a way to make me smile."
"Don't let depression steal tonight, instead let's trade it for some sparks, just like your eyes ignite in mine."
Are you a ray of sunshine? Because you just brightened up my world with your smile.
I have found a cure for depression! And that is you in my life.
Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.
Are you a ray of sunshine? Because being around you instantly lifts my spirits up, depressing rizz and all.
"You've been through darkest nights, yet your love for romance shines brighter, let's light up our lives together."
Are you my depression pills? Because I can’t smile without you.
Smooth depressing Rizz Lines To Get Her Number
Using these smooth Depressing pickup lines make her give you her number.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I'm down, you always manage to pull happiness out of thin air."
Are you crippling depression?
Because your always on my mind
"I see galaxies in your eyes, may I be your star guiding you through the darkest nights?"
Are you a toaster? Because I feel so hot and depressed around you.
"If sadness was a crime, you'd be guilty of stealing my heart. Let's turn that frown upside down."
"Are you anti-depressant? Because every time I see you, my misery seems to disappear."
"In this world of black and white, your energy feels like a colorful splash on my gray canvas."
"Can I be your sunshine? Because even during my darkest days, your smile lights up my world."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, you make my dark clouds disappear."
Are you a ray of sunshine? Because you could brighten up even the gloomiest Rizz.
Are you a depressing thought
Because I’m always thinking of you
Flirty depressing Pickup Lines To Use on Guys
These flirty Depressing pick up lines are made to get him interested.
"Your world might be stormy now but together, we can dance in rain and find the beauty in every droplet."
"Are you made of spikes? Because you've definitely pricked my interest, edgy hedgehog."
Here’s a depressing one
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you’re brighter than my future.
Are you a part of the Peanuts gang? Because you're making my heart do the Snoopy dance!
"Your smile could light up even the darkest days; mind sharing its magic to dispel my gloom?"
"Your smile could send depression packing; why let a guy dim your sunshine, beautiful?"
"Are you a therapist? Because every time I see you, my mood lifts."
I am like depression
Nobody loves me but you got me anyways
If I were a magician, I'd turn your frown upside down faster than Rizz can sing a sad song.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, I forget about depressing rizz!
"I may not be able to tame the chaos around us, but I'd love to bring some light into your darkness."
Are you my homework
Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being
Cringe depressing Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend
Are you WWII
Because without you I’d be in a Great Depression
"In your eyes, I see the beauty of a thousand sunsets in sight."
Until I met you depression had total dictatorship over me...
But when I saw you, your smile brought a revolution to my heart.
"Is your name Prozac? Because you light up my serotonin levels like a Christmas tree!"
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes and forgetting about depressing rizz.
"If sadness was a competition, I'd want to be by your side and turn it into joy."
"Forget the blues, babe, when your smile alone could light up an entire universe."
"Your mind may be a maze, but every turn takes me deeper into the wonder of you."
"Even in your darkest moments, your smile lights up my world like a shooting star."
Hey baby are you World War 2?
Cuz you're the end of my Great Depression.
"You're a beautifully written tragedy, let's rewrite your story with a love-filled ending, together."
"Your beauty is my antidepressant, darling; it cures me faster than any medicine and keeps the doctor away."
Can I be your Charlie Brown and help turn that frown upside down, Snoopy girl?
You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?
I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual h**... overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
Are you anti-depressants?
Because if I don't have you in my life I'll kill myself.
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, you make all my sadness disappear."
Are you the cure for depression?
Cuz you're all I need
Are you my crippling depression?
Cause I wanna drug you
You seem depressed
Let's kiss the depression out of each other!
Are you depression?
Because I see you in my future
Are you a loan during the Great Depression?
Cause I wanna take you out
Are you depressed yet?
Cause you’ve been stuck in my head all day.
Are you my depression pills
Because I can’t smile with out you
Physiologist
Are you a psychologist cuz you cure my depression
Are you clinical depression
Cause you make me wanna kill myself
Oh you depressed?
Haha me too.. mind if i suislide in your dms haha..?
Girl, when you don't text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.
Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Depressing love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Depressing openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.
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