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Top 25 Exchange Pick Up lines

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  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. Who said orgy?! It is just an exchange of best practices.

  3. How many times are we gonna exchange favorites before we exchange numbers?

  4. I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.

  5. You look dehydrated, want to exchange fluids?

  6. How would you like to join me for some Exchange Traded Fun?

  7. Are we exchanging presents

    Cause you gave me a boner

  8. I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex? from "A Beautiful Mind"

  9. Come have some little exchange with me in my hideout.

  10. Are you a prostitute?

    Cos I want to exchange money for sex.

Funny exchange pickup lines

We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

I'm a businessman, and I wanna make a deal

Let's exchange our numbers first. Then, talk business.

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you.

But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship

If i ever dared you to play a game of stare with me... Who would win!?

If I ever dared you to play a game of stare with me... Who would win!?
I'd be me! As i would be lost deep into those beautiful ocean eyes of yours. But I'd say,I will definitely lose...
Lose my heart in exchange.

Equivalent exchange.

I'll give you half of my life, so give me half of yours!

Hey, shall we exchange numbers? You're a 4 and I'm a 10!

This will make him/her feel like he/she needs to reach you

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex?

Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

Hey, girl, let’s exchange emails — I need you on my Google Doc.

Let's exchange fermions!

You trade crypto, I trade crypto, let's exchange and have futures together.

You want to see my tattoos? We need to do some Tit for Tat exchanges.