Your lips are so beautiful...

That it'd be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.

They say kissing is the language of love…

Let’s talk.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute

Do you wanna workout?

i should really stop drinking now.

Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?

Knock Knock Who's there? Al!

Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! 

Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

Kiss me goodnight and love me forever!

Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

If being a crossroads demon is the way to score a kiss from you, then so be it.

I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.

Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?

And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe. 

I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

Kiss me, I'm legally Irish.

You're gorgeous. Let's me seal my words with a kiss.

Did you know, kissing is the language of love?

Mind if we have a conversation?

You look like an Amanda, because I’ve been looking for Amanda hug ‘n kiss

They say kissing is the language of love.

Do you mind starting a conversation with me?

If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves...

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?

Knock knock! Who's there? Justin.

Justin who? Justin time to give you a kiss.

I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Hey girl, are u taken?

I don’t know who u are. I don’t know what u want. What I do have are a very particular set of skills. If u aren’t interested, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for u, I will not pursue u. But if u want to go out on a date, I will look for u, I will find u and I will kiss u.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mistletoe.

Mistletoe who? How can I kiss you I’m outside!

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

My lips forgot what a kiss feels like

Do you think you could remind me?

I kiss you on the neck because I wanna feel you quiver.

I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.

Kiss me if I'm wrong

But you wanna kiss me right?

I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.

I don't know if it would work out between us so, what do u say I kiss you and if u don't like it u can return it.

I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips

*kisses her on the lips* - I guess I owe you a dollar

Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.

I didn't want to kiss you goodbye, I wanted to kiss you goodnight.

I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.

I'd give up my discounted LED TV for a kiss from you.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

Kiss me if I'm wrong

But you love me right?

Take me baby... kiss me all over... play with my love.

If you have tulips and i have tulips,

Want to put them together and make a Kiss?

Ps: you need actual tulip flowers for this.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kiss.

Kiss who? ME!

They say that kissing is a language of love

so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

Its my birthday! How aboout a birthday kiss?

Baby, I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

Si besarte fuera pecado, caminaría feliz por el infierno. (If kissing you were a sin, I’d happily walk through h**....)

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Are you a hydrogen atom?

Because you are forming strong bonds with me when you take my Oxygen.

Girl used this on me when she found out I loved chemistry and we kissed 10 minutes later.

Girl, are you from Europe?

Because I'm HUNGARY for your love. I want to CZECH you out, FRENCH kiss you, and go down on your genITALYa.

Alfred Ashford: Kiss me like my sister always did.

With a smile like yours, I could kiss your two lips forever.

I think you're hot. And whoever doesn't like it can kiss my ass!

I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Kiss me now.

Are you good in French?

Cuz, I'm good in both, kiss and language.

You're pretty good at skating. I'm pretty good at kissing. Let's see what happens when we put them together.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben.

Ben who? Ben over and kiss me!

I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.

Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.

Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

Did you just have skittles? I want to kiss you because I want to taste the rainbow.

When we kiss, I will start believing in magic.

Can I borrow a kiss?

I swear I’ll give it back.

Put some pumpkin pie in your mouth, and then French kiss me.

I heard you have a stash of kisses in your dorm can i possibly get one from you?

I have a owie on my hand, will you kiss it and make it better?

Which type of relationship do you want? Where we cuddle and kiss type or where we f**... type?

You know, when you blow out the match, it's an invitation to kiss you. from "Flesh and The Devil"

Consider this your two-minute warning baby, before I kiss you.

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

Kiss me and I will offer you free sausage.

Babe, this coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.

Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.

Hey guess you can kiss heaven goodbye. Because it has to be a sin to look that good.

Are you a frog? Because I want to kiss you.

I got some rainbow kisses. Want to have some skittles?

Should I text you tomorrow morning, or do you want me to wake you up with my kisses?

Are your lips an envelope?

Because I want to seal them with a kiss

You :- Hey girl can i give you a kiss

Her: no

You:- if you don't like it you can give it back

My dear I would duel for the honor of kissing you. Especially if you were a relative.

Girl, instead of kiss, woohoo, getting married, and have kids all in one day. Let's do it in a life time.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but your hair is real right?

8 billion lips on the planet. And all I can think about is kissing yours.

One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...

I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you.

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\- Day 98

I am going to jump the gum and kiss you right now.

Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

Because you can put your arrow in my kiss anytime.

If you have tulips and i have tulips, want to put them together and make a Kiss?

When I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?

Hey girl, do you prefer sloppy wet kiss or unforeseen kiss?

Why look at the moon, if I can not touch it? Why look at your lips, if I can not kiss them.

Are you feeling like eating pork? Because I want to give you some hogs and kisses.

Kiss me. I won't turn into a prince but I'm a pretty good kisser.

Hershey makes millions of kisses a day, all I want is just one from you.

"Your smile shines brighter than the stars up above, may I bow for your lips and steal a sweet love?"

"Like droplets that kiss the earth with grace, your smile brings sunshine to every dark place."

"I wish I could be the one you say 'I love you' to in the middle of the night."

"If I were there, I'd whisper sweet nothings in your ear until dawn breaks."

If kisses were s'mores, you'd be the most delicious one I'd want to indulge in all night long.

"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. Can't resist the temptation to make you shiver."

If kisses were leaves, I'd give you a whole forest of green ones.

"If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a storm to make your day extra wet."

Are you made of stardust or angel's kiss? Your soul shines bright, I'd like to possess.

"With every stroke of your fingertips so fine, kissing your hand feels like poetry's divine."

Like a work of art, your hand beckons for a kiss, a touch of beauty and elegance.

Your touch is artistry, your hand a work of grace,
A kiss on your palm, leaves a smile on my face.

"Your laughter could turn even the gloomiest day into a sun-kissed paradise. Mind sharing some sunshine?"

"If your kisses are as sweet as your smile, I'd be a fool not to taste eternity tonight."

"Fasten your seatbelt, my dear! Our journey may be full of unexpected twists and turns... and kisses. Buckle up for a thrilling ride!"

"If kisses were flavors, I bet you'd taste like a rainbow sherbet. Too bad I'm on a strict diet of love."

"You and your sister make a sexy duo, how about we explore those shared genes in a more private setting?"

"Your video was hot but I'd rather star in our own version, where the intensity meets passion under a red hue."

"With a gentle kiss on your hand, may I unfold the beautiful tale woven into every inch of your divine ensemble?"

"Your flirt game is top-notch, can't help but wonder, can your kisses make my heart race even faster?"

"Darling, your lips are as pink as the sunset, it's only fair I kiss you until sunrise."

Babe you got beautiful eyes. How about a butterfly kiss?