Are you an alchemy lab? Because when I'm with you, my heart starts brewing up some love potions.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you, study you, and then drop by your lab.

Is there a lab nearby? Or I want some of your DNA mixed with mine.

"Are you an Aperture Science experiment? Because your beauty is defying all known laws of attraction."

"Are you a test tube? Because you just stirred up some serious chemistry between us."

"Chemistry, huh? Are we talking about lab experiments or the kind that sparks between two people? I’m curious to find out!"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection in this chemistry lab!"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like a good Chemistry lab partner!

"Do you analyze data? Because I've been studying your smile, and it’s off the charts!"

"Like the silence in our lab tests, your beauty leaves me speechless and craving for more data analysis."

"Are you a test subject at Aperture Science? Because my heart's results are off the charts whenever I see you."

"Do you believe in lab experiments? Because I’d like to conduct a study on how we could make sparks fly."

"Is your name Data? Because you’ve just quantified my interest in chemistry!"

"Guess we've proven that chemistry isn't just for the lab, huh? Ready for round two?"

"Do you believe in love at first lab? Because I think we have some serious chemistry!"

"If this relationship were a science project, I’d definitely give you an A+ for being my favorite lab partner!"

"Did you just escape from Aperture Science lab? Because your beauty is too out-of-this-world to be naturally occurring."

"Ever handled a portal gun? Cause babe, you've got me falling in ways gravity never could."

"Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my heart races faster than my lab results!"

"You're like a hot wet rat in a science lab, hard to handle but impossible to resist."

"Like a meth lab, our spark could be so intense, it might just blow up."

"You must analyze data all day, but you've just sparked an undeniable chemistry between us."

"I must be a test tube, because I'm ready to hold all the chemistry we could create together."

"As a lab analyst, you must know the perfect formula for chemistry—care to share it over coffee?"

"Do you believe in love at first lab? Because when I saw you, my heart had a reaction!"

"Are you a lab sample? Because I can’t resist running tests on the chemistry between us."

"Are you a PCR machine? Because you amplify the beauty in every room you enter."

"Are you one of Aperture's experiments? Because my attraction to you defies all known laws of physics."

If I'm Johnny Test, can you be the lab rat who always ends up in ridiculous experiments with me?

Do you have a lab at home? Because you've got that Johnny Test charm and I'm intrigued.

"If we were in a lab, we'd have great chemistry. Let's move from the periodic table to dating."

Are you a lab experiment? Because every time I see you, my hypothesis is proven right.

"Are you an Aperture experiment? Because every time I see you, my heart rate skyrockets to unprecedented levels."

"Do you believe in love at first lab? Because every time I see you, my heart goes into overdrive!"

"Our chemistry might be theoretical in the lab, but what about exploring new flavors over coffee or wine tonight?"

Do you teach science? Because you've got my heart in a lab experiment gone right.

"Are you a pH test? Because you just made my heart go from basic to acidic with that smile!"

"Do you believe in love at first lab experiment, or should I walk by with my periodic table again?"

Did it hurt? When you fell from the lab, because you're the perfect chemistry experiment.

"Are you a lab result? Because my heart's in perfect condition since I met you."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te, and I’d love to analyze that chemistry between us."

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

"If I had a lab like Johnny Test, I'd invent the perfect formula for making you smile."

"If I were a reagent, I'd want to react with your chemistry all day long."

Did you just escape from a perfume lab? Because you're giving me a serious fragrance overload!

"Are you a lab sample? Because you've got all the right qualities for a perfect match in my results."

"Are you a reagent? Because you just activated a reaction in my heart that I can’t analyze."

"You must be an enzyme, because you’re speeding up my heart rate in this lab of love."

"Do you believe in love at first lab? Because your chemistry makes my heart race like a reaction!"

Your lab bench, or mine?

I'm a doctor, and yes I do take my lab coat home.

I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my m**... lab.

Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory.

Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run m**... lab.

Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?