You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?

You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

You march, I march. We could be perfect together.

When you marched into my heart, did you step with your left foot first?

I've been in the practice room working on my tonguing. Want to help me?

Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!

Hey girl, are you a woodwind? Because you're bari sax-y.

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Your band uniform makes me uncomfortable. Please take it off.

Baby you must been tired cause you've been marching for equality in my mind all day.

Hey it's band camp and I'm thicker than a flute. Wanna make some memories?

Your calves must ache, cuz you've been marching through my mind all day.

It's not a mistake that the chart sheet put you and me together!

Are you in color guard? Cause you make my flag pole go up.

Baby you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it again?

I'm bisectional.

Baby you light up my world faster than a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

February 30th! Just kidding, it's in March. Who knew I’d be born in the month of leprechauns? Got any luck to share?

"Are you an ant? Because my heart races like a tiny army marching towards your sweetness!"

"Wow, an army officer. I admire that discipline. Ready to discover if we can march to the same beat?"

"As a soldier stands brave and true, my heart marches only for you; your smile is my haven, in a world so often raven."

"Are you March? Because you've got my heart 'marching' towards yours with every step you take!"

"I see you're marching to your own beat; mind if I join the parade of your captivating rhythm?"

"Well, Mr. Army Officer... tell me, can you handle a girl who marches to the beat of her own drum?"

"Is your name March? Because my heart takes a leap forward when I'm around you."

"Is there a parade today? Because I see nothing but beauty marching into my heart this Republic Day."

Yo, check out my drumline shirt.

"Excuse me, do you have a map? I seem to have lost my way in your 'March Madness'!"

"Is your name democracy? Because whenever you're near, my heart beats like a soldier marching for freedom."

"Are you the March winds? Because even though I can't see you, I can definitely feel your presence around."

Excuse me, ma’am, are you aware of the ongoing coin shortage?

Because you’re the first dime I’ve seen since March!!

"Are you a parade? Because when I see you, my heart starts marching to a beat of its own."

"Like March, you came into my life, bringing the warmth and brightness after a long winter."

"Are you Madison? Because you're making my heart march to the beat of your uniform."

"Can I march into your heart? Because my duty seems to be falling in love with you."

"Your beauty is so captivating, it could've single-handedly stopped Hitler's march."

"Do they call it March because that's when I started marching towards falling in love with you?"

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because my heart is marching to the beat of your pegging rhythm."

Do you play piccolo because I bet you want a peek down below.

You make even bib pants look good.

There are so many mallets here but i want nothing except your ma-llet me be with you.

Are you from the Marshall Islands?

Cuz you’ve managed to march all over my heart

Are you into March Madness?

Good, me neither. Let’s both skip the Final Foreplay and get down to business.

The theme of this movement is love. Let’s develop it.

This set of drill isn't the only thing gonna leave you out of breath tonight.

Trombones can do it in 7 positions

Wanna swap mouth pieces.

We can finger, tongue and blow at the same time.

What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone? On or off.

What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either.

When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.

Work that pole.

You know I have extra pillow and blanket in the guard room.

You light up my world like a picoolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

You make my heart dropspin

You must be on the color guard, because you make my flag rise.

You're cuter than a french composition.

You've got all parts of me standing at attention.

Your calves must ache, because you've been back-marching through my mind all day.

Your kisses hit me harder than a solid 7 catch.

Is your birthday in March? Because you are an aquamarine.

Are you French-h**... for my trom-b**...?

I'll s**... for you

You wanna see how far I can fit my mouth piece into my mouth?

Band, horns up!

Blow harder.

Hey baby! I'm a percussionist. I kiss hard.

I wanna kiss that bass drum.

I want to double time march in or around her mouth.

Are you a drum major? Cause I've been watching you all day.

Are you a fermata? because I'd like to hold you.

Are you the drum major stand because I would climb you all day.

Do you believe in love at first set or should I march by again?

Do you have a band-aid? I’ve seemed to have scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you play piccalo because I bet you want a peek down below.

Do you play the vibraphones? Because I have been getting a good vibe from you.

Do you want to see me dance with my pole?

Don't worry, I practice safe sax, and always wear a reed.

Girl, you give me a tromboner.

Hey baby, if its not too much treble, I'd like to 'B' with you…naturally.

Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.

Hey baby, what is your uniform number? Because I would love to get in those pants.

Hey girl, are you in marching band? Because you just called me to attention.

Hey girl, you make my heart drop spin.

How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock always slows down.

How long is your baton?

I just jazzed everywhere.

I love how you glitter in the spot light!

I wanna make you go up an octave.

I wanna stick my reed in your mouthpiece.

I wanna tap that snare drum.

I wrote your name in the middle of a heart on the bottom of my shoe, so when my toes are up, everyone's knows about us.

I'll be at side 1, you'll be at side 2 and we'll both be dressing center.

I'll guard you with all my heart

I'll let you in my toaster

I'm too sexy for my sabre

If you don't know it, don't blow it.

Is that a baton in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a color guard uniform you are wearing? I think its hot.

Is that a drumstick or are you just happy to see me?

It's saxy time.

Let’s go into the practice room and work on our tonguing.

Long, loud and lubricated.

Looking good in those tight spandex.

Maybe we can have a sectional time..just the two of us.

My G-string just broke, can I borrow yours?

My instructor says I have a great blow technique.

My tuba? Yeah….it takes a strong tongue and soft lips to make this kind of music.

Nice brass

One day, you and I will be as close as Tom Wallace and marching band music.

Pull out or push it in more.

Rifles have nice butts

Sabres Soar, Rifles Rule, Flags are always high, you are a diva in training.

Show me your tan lines, I will show you mine.

That's a nice grand staff you have.

The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now." He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"