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Top 50 March Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty March pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. March was bad, April is grey...

    I hope we can go out in may...

  2. You wanna feel my plume?

  3. I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.

  4. Do your calves hurt? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind all day...

  5. Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

  6. I'm not on drumline, but I'd hit that.

  7. You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?

  8. You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

  9. You march, I march. We could be perfect together.

  10. When you marched into my heart, did you step with your left foot first?

Funny march pickup lines

You're the band and I'm your score, cause you have me rising.

I've been in the practice room working on my tonguing. Want to help me?

Do you believe in love at first set, or do we need to run it again?

Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I admire your fingering abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

Your band uniform makes me uncomfortable. Please take it off.

Baby you must been tired cause you've been marching for equality in my mind all day.

Hey it's band camp and I'm thicker than a flute. Wanna make some memories?

What's your uniform number? Cause i'd love to get in those pants.

Your calves must ache, cuz you've been marching through my mind all day.

It's not a mistake that the chart sheet put you and me together!

Baby you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it again?

I'm bisectional.

I'd like to blow your horn.

Baby you light up my world faster than a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Yo, check out my drumline shirt.

Excuse me, ma’am, are you aware of the ongoing coin shortage?

Because you’re the first dime I’ve seen since March!!

Do you play piccolo because I bet you want a peek down below.

You make even bib pants look good.

There are so many mallets here but i want nothing except your ma-llet me be with you.

Are you into March Madness?

Good, me neither. Let’s both skip the Final Foreplay and get down to business.