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Top 18 Medicine Pick Up lines

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  1. Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

    Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

    (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  2. I want you to be in the center of my medicine wheel.

  3. They say laughter is the best medicine, i guess your face can cure the world.

  4. I was planning on going into general practice, but tonight we can practice internal medicine.

  5. How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet!

  6. My penis is a syringe full of medicine that I must inject into you.

  7. I would love to have you like my medicine

    Right before sleeping and right after waking up

  8. Are you my ADHD medicine?

    Hey look at that!

  9. Hey will you be my medicine

    Cuz I'm getting very sick of this lockdown

  10. Hey girl are you a doctor?

    Cause you are the medicine to my heart ache.

Funny medicine pickup lines

Babe I just want to take you home and show you my big... medicine cabinet.

My lips are getting worse.. I need a kiss to make it all better. Mind being my medicine?

You look like the type of medicine I need.

Me: ....It sucks it's like a disease...

Her: In that case I'll be your medicine...




Ps: tbh the setup feels bad but I can't recall what I said it was much smoother when this happened. It was about a year ago all I remember is the medicine part.

What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.

Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down. (Nurse)

Soon to be...

Me: Hi I'm soon to be Dr. (Insert name)!

Them: Soon to be? How soon?

Me: That depends on how long you see yourself with me!




PS. This only works if you legit about to be a doctorate in something. This includes medicine and otherwise!