The sun isn't the only that is up in the morning.

How about you and I set a record low?

Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.

Really, girl, you are hotter than this weather.

Hey Babe, is there global warming... or is that just you?

Youre like the big kiss that mother nature sent to me.

Is there ice on the ground? Because I think I just fell for you.

Oooo you've got a heat pump; does it keep things nice and warm inside?

You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

Can I put my polar in your vortex?

Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you'd be a natural killer.

You´re hot. I'm Cocoa.

We'd go well together.

When you make my meter spin backward, I always know you'll give me full credit for it...

Are you blushing or just heavily sunburnt?

Are you passed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?

Unlike the sun, you won't have to wait long for me to go down.

Let me show you how two digits can make a difference.

It's always hot here let's make it even hotter!

Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

If you show me your carbon footprint I'll show you mine.

Look I naturally selection you. So stop squirming and get in the boot!

What's up girl, I've got AC at my place.

The whole country is frozen, but lookin at you I have a warm front coming.

My friend just got eaten by a shark. Will you be my new one?

Ayy gurl you wanna rub Aloe-Vera on my burnt peeling skin?

Is the climate changing? 'Cause it just got hot up in here.

My lotion is 100% natural, want me to rub one on you?

They say 68% of new born babies will be Virgos this year. Wanna make that 69?

This weather and your face have something in common...I like it.

Blizzards make perfect snuggle weather.

When I first met you when you were a climate model, I predicted you'd get hotter every year. I was right.

You're so hot I don't even have to alter the data to prove it.

Hey girl, I don't know what's more beautiful, you or this lovely day we just had.

Sunscreen won't be the only thing I'll squirt on your back!

Wanna come back to my place for an ice cap?

Your hair is golden, like the summer sun...I want to see it set in my lap.

Baby, you're summertime fine!

The weather is almost as beautiful as you girl.

Icy you, babe.

Hey girl...You're still beautiful, even if I can't see your face beneath that ski mask.

Wanna see the tip of my iceberg?

My love for you is like global mean temperature, it will increase every year.

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

You know what people do to survive in the cold? Snuggle up and use each other as body warmth. Are you a survivor?

Girl, you're so hot President Obama just put a 30% cap on your emissions.

Your renewable energy turns me on and keeps me going all night, how how’s that for efficiency?

What'll happen if this ridge of high pressure collides with your warm frontal system?

Natures a lot better at inventing wonder than we are, and you're living proof.

I think I just found your tropospheric hotspot.

Do you want to be friends with co-benifits?

It's 104 outside? It's only 98.6 in me. Come inside and cool off, baby.

Let's go frost up some windows.

Hey girl, you're so hot, I'm gonna use you for firewood...

Excuse me while I make myself a little more comfortable and take off a few of these thin layers of clothing.

Hey t**..., why don't we go to my place and chill out for awhile.

You look so hot whenever you're outside.

Rooftop pool. Clothing optional.

Excuse me, are you lacking any morals or self esteem at this moment?

My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin'

You're beauty is so blinding, you should be raybanned

How long can you go without breathing.....underwater?

Blow frozen bubbles? I have something else you can blow...

Are you an environmental charity? Because I think I need to scrutinize your assets.

Hey girl, I have air conditioning.

Hey, wanna go for a romantic walk where the beach used to be?

Wanna compare tan lines?

Our love is a renewable & infinite resource. That's how I know we'll win.

EU make me feel like a natural woman.

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

If you play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.

Is it cold outside or are you just excited to see me?

Who wants to touch a vagicicle?

Girl, I'ma make you so wet so fast you'll think you were caught in a thunderstorm.

I'll be your seawall when a tsunami strikes.

I can do amazing things with an ice cube.

I'm not a snowman,

but you make my heart melt.

Oh hey there, how would you like to do yourself a favor and let me rub tanning oil all over you?

I'm not wearing any thermal underwear.

I'm such an open book, I could be on your summer reading list.

Are you a maple tree because I could totally tap that.

I'd hide my heat deep in your ocean.

Gurl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.

Girl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

Hey boy, is that a cumulonimbus cloud, or are you just happy to see me?

The blowing wind tonight, makes me wanna fly to you.

Are you grasslands in the West?

Because you are on fire! But, seriously, we should do something about that.

Hey baby, you make my heart melt. Except for right now because it's frozen.

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

Hey, if you're chilly my sunburn is radiating a lot of heat.

I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I would never forget a fan like you.

Is your name Summer? Cuz you're hot!

Are you an incredible natural landscape we need to save from industrialization?

Because you’re beautiful.

So its about to be springtime...

If you show me your Tan Line, I'll show you mine.

We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

Not to be crude, but do you mind if I spill my pipe on your lawn?

Can I have your phone number so I can protect your digits from the cold?

Hey, baby, the sun is not the only thing that also rises.

My satellite data is much cooler than your bloated, manipulated surface record.

Oh, the heat! Doesn't summer know - you're all the sunshine I need!

Be the thunder to my lightning.

There's a heatwave burning in my heart. And for once, it definitely ain't climate change.

Hey baby, know what else rises at 5am?

Those snow pants would look good on the floor next to my bed.

Do you want to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

A girl tried some polar vortex pick up lines on me once. I just gave her the cold shoulder.

You and I must have same natural frequency cause we resonate together!

Girl are you a persistent, large-scale cyclone located near the geographic poles? Cause you give me the chills.

I don't want anyone else. I want you in pacific.

Love is a renewable energy.

Hey, hot stuff. I'd like to see your tan lines.

Girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it's so cold, I'm looking for signs of the Apocalypse.

Allow me to find your natural frequency

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

Yo you want to come up to my room. I got a fan up there.

I know you're hot, cause I sweat when I'm around you.

You're so hot, I looked at you and my pina colada melted.

Climate change is scary. At least I've got you!

Are you a climate model? Because you are hot.

Hey babe, want to pull the trancendance scroll in my pants and see what natural 5* you will get?

Are you wearing contacts or are those amazing Naturalize

You're the only hand-warmer I need.

Are you a heatwave? Cause you're making me wanna take off all my clothes.

I am naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm up.

So, lets get some emission reductions tonight?

If you're cold you can hug me for warmth and maybe a little something else...

I'll be the weather to your climate.

We go together naturally like marshmallows go with chocolate.