The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Noticed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Noticed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

    They forgot to list you in their hottest singles

  2. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  3. I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....How you doin'?

  4. Oh, hey there, pretty lady. I notice you travel by airplane. I travel by airplane too..

  5. Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.

  6. I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

  7. So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

  8. I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together...

  9. Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

  10. How about a notice of motion?

Funny noticed pickup lines

How much do you know about astronomy?
Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.

I noticed how quick you took off your belt for that TSA security line.

I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.

Are you a book?

Because i noticed most pages have numbers but i didn’t happen to catch yours

Inspired by a gym conversation
So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.

One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”

And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

One of the guys says

Do you feel like some food right now

(If yes) good so I wasn’t the only one who noticed you a snack

(If no) I thought you would because you looking like a snack

I couldn’t help but notice your monetary base. Do you let a guy get to M3 on a first date?

Hey girl, you notice this crook in my forearm?

Because your pelvic floor is definitely going to.

I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend. from "Hitch"

I couldn't help but notice all of these losers circling you like Nazgul... why don't we get out of here and go back to my Mathom-house?

If I were a piece of metal

My only hope would be for you to be a metal detector
so you would notice me

You: Damn you look tired today

Her: Yeah but how did you notice?
You: Orbiting around earth must be hard

Create an outrageous/funny opener, and I'll make a video on it.

Self-explanatory.

One of my favorites: "Hi, I noticed you as I was walking by and thought 'wow, I would definitely like to impregnate her' "

Did you notice the mistake on Spotify this week?

They forgot to list you as hottest single !

I noticed you noticing me.

So I just wanna put you on notice that I noticed you, too.

I couldn't help but notice you lost your bikini top on that waterslide, give me your number and I'll let you have it back.

I couldn't help but notice that you don't use deodorant.

I noticed that you have the bible app on your phone... I can tell you're a woman of the word.

I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.

I barely noticed you in the winter months.

I can't help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?

I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.