Pizza

Wanna go out for some pizza? Because it was either that or a pickup line and both would have been equally cheesy

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd p**... out toast!

Y=2x+3

That's my pickup line.

Here's another:

y=x^2

There, that one is exponentially better.

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as h**....

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

Do you want to see two balls drop?

"Definitely not from some cheesy pickup line website, if that's what you're thinking. I reserve the best lines for a woman like you."

"Drenched and fabulous—how about I take you somewhere dry and we make some waves together?"

"Turning 23 with a wild heart? Let's make your birthday even more unforgettable together."

"Turning 23 with a wild heart? I can make your birthday sex song a reality, beautiful. Let's celebrate together."

"In your stunning black attire, you've turned even the darkest night into my brightest day."

"Your beauty strikes a chord, like a melody so fine, are you a piano dear? Because keys to my heart, you have all nine."

"Let's embark on a journey together to touch that ancient relic knife - it'll be an adventure worth remembering."

"Turning 23 with a wild heart? Sounds like the perfect combination. Let's make your birthday unforgettable."

"Your story caught my eye – love the vibe! Just curious, is there someone special behind that smile?"

"You look so good wet, I can’t help but wonder how incredible you’d be in a sunshine kiss."

"Kya aapke paas Band-Aid hai? Kyunki jab aap muskurati hain, main apna dil bar bar girata hun."

(Translation: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because whenever you smile, I keep dropping my heart.)

"Glad to meet a genuine soul like you, not lured by cheesy lines. Your authenticity is sexier than any rehearsed phrase."

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence. Care to share your secret for staying so captivating?"

"I negotiate success all day, but I’d trade it all for a chance to make you smile."

"If your lips are the only dry spot, I’d love to help you find some shelter from the storm."

"That top looks stunning on you, but I have a feeling I could make Sunday evenings even better."

"Turning 23 never looked so good. How about we make your birthday sex song a reality? 😉"

"Is your booty a magnet? Because it's attracting more than just my attention, it's captivating my whole world."

"Is it the nose ring or your stunning brows that caught my eye? Either way, you’re a total showstopper."

You must be a gift from Iran, because you've wrapped up my heart in a beautiful package.

"Hey Mary, you're so extraordinary, slide into my DMs and let our story turn legendary."

"If your heart's a soft spot, I’d love to be the reason it beats a little faster."

You've taught me so much, I might just start calling you Professor Brainiac. Thank you!

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, plus some exciting unknowns."

"Just like your pickup lines, you're a unique work of art, capturing my heart with your romantic dart."

"Are you trying to set my Sunday on fire? Because damn, you look smoking hot in that outfit."

"I build dreams by day; care to join me in making some unforgettable memories by night?"

"That nose ring and those killer brows are making my heart race—are you always this stunning, or just for the 'gram?"

"Do you like Itachi as much as I like you? Because your beauty is rarer than his Mangekyou Sharingan!"

"You may be drenched, but those lips are a perfect beacon; can I navigate my way to them?"

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and totally out of this world."

"I see you’re wet, but those lips look like they could start a fire. Care to spark a flame together?"

"With those stunning brows and that nose ring, you’ve just upped the ante for my heart's desire."

"I must have been saving my best pick-up line just for you. Care to hear it?"

"You in that sexy attire on a Sunday evening - dangerous combination for my self-control, alpha queen."

"Good onya, mate. If beauty was a kangaroo, you'd be bounding straight into my heart."

"If your heart is as soft as your spot for pickup lines, I’d love to explore it closer."

"I've tried so many lines, but only your smile seems to work, it's got my heart accelerating faster than a sports car."

"Are you a dentist? Because every time you smile, I can't help but show off my pearly whites!"

"Is your dress made of sunshine? Because you've just lit up my world with that stunning yellow glow."

"Are you a blood transfusion? Because my heart beats faster every time I see you."

"Your beauty could light up the night, how about we make some sparks fly together?"

"Your style could start a trend—those eyebrows and that nose ring are straight fire! What’s your secret?"

"Are you the fire in your wild heart? Because I'm ready to get lost in la pasión with you."

"You were at the G Eazy concert too? Guess we both have impeccable taste, care to explore that over coffee?"

Haha, my pleasure! I accept payment in the form of cheesy pickup lines and dad jokes. Got any? 😉

"That outfit is doing wonders for you, but I bet I could make you look even better."

"If I had a dollar for every time I messed up a pickup line, I'd be rich. Let's start fresh?"

"I create opportunities for greatness, just like this conversation. What's your passion? Let’s elevate each other."

"You're so deliciously stunning, I find myself craving for a taste of your smile every single day."

"Loving the vibe in your story! Just curious, does someone special get to appreciate that look every day?"

"You might say you hate me today, but how about we turn that anger into passion tonight?"

"G'day gorgeous, you're hotter than a sunburnt kangaroo! Fancy savin' me a spot on your contact list?"

"Remember how the crowd moved to G Eazy's beat last night? How about we sync our hearts like that?"

"Are you made of tinsel? Because you light up my Christmas tree every time I swipe right."

"Are you a sparkler? Because your beauty lights up my night and sparks a burning desire in me."

"My pickup lines may be stupid, but they're still cleverer than my plan to impress you without them."

"Mary, you're like a sweet cherry, let's chat in DMs and I promise it'll be merry."

"Drenched in beauty and mystery—care for some company to share the sunshine when the storm passes?"

"Drenched and dazzling—your lips have me wondering if it’s the rain or you that’s making my heart race."

"I could never compete with a puppy's cuteness, but I can definitely offer more cuddles and laughs."

"Your sweet laughter is music to my ears, like a piano symphony that wipes away all fears."

"You're dangerously sexy on a Sunday evening. Care to make it even hotter together?"

"Are you a piano? Because I can't imagine my life without your beautiful melody."

"Those eyebrows are on fire—are you sure you're not causing a local heatwave with that nose ring too?"

"I thought the highlight of my day was my coffee, but then I saw your story—seriously, how do you make magic happen?"

"That nose ring and those brows are on point! Got me curious—do I need to compete for your attention?"

"Those eyebrows are on point; I’ll need them as my GPS for finding my way to your heart."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and me together—especially under this shower of surprise!"

"I build dreams into reality by day, but right now, I'm just hoping to build a connection with you."

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type, always there when I need you.

"How about we create a sequel together? I promise the plot twists will keep us both intrigued."

"I must say, your sexy Sunday evening look is causing a stir in my heart."

"You know, I had an extra VIP pass yesterday. With your taste in music, it should have been yours."

"Looks like I need to up my game. How about I start by buying you a drink?"

"I've been trying to catch your eye with words, but maybe I should just let my genuine interest do the talking."

"Is your heart made of marshmallows? Because I can’t resist a sweet spot like you!"

"You're the hottest export this country's had, fancy a last taste of domestic bliss before takeoff?"

"Looks like you got caught in the rain, but those lips are definitely worth getting drenched for."

"If you have a soft spot for pick-up lines, let me be the reason you smile today."

"I saw you jamming at that G-Eazy concert yesterday, should've invited you to my VIP spot."

"Spotted you at the G Eazy concert, but missed our VIP moment in the fanpit. Let's make it right next round?"

"Your smile could outshine a million stars, can you let me explore your galaxy tonight?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears, leaving just our charming conversation."

"I may not be the song 'Birthday Sex', but I can definitely make your 23rd one to remember."

"I can definitely stop, but only if you promise to keep the charming banter going."

"Is it just me, or do you have the softest spot in this room? I’d love to explore it."

"If you think my pickup line is cute, wait till you see the love story I've planned for us."

"Your style is on point! Just curious, does your heart come with a nose ring or is it still open?"

"Couldn't help but notice you at the concert yesterday. With your vibe, you definitely belong in the fantpit with me."

"I heard it's your birthday soon, how about we start the celebrations early with a little birthday sex?"

"I'm the CEO of making unforgettable memories. Care to join me and add some passion to our business?"

"Drenched yet dazzling—somehow, you make wet look like a work of art. Can I paint my heart into your day?"

"Do you have a map? Because with that goofy smile of yours, I've just lost myself in your eyes."

"Your story just leveled up my day! Quick question: Does someone special get to enjoy that stunning look, or is it just us?"

"Seeing you in those enticing curls stirs a desire so strong, it's like your heart locket is beckoning me closer."

Did we match on Tinder or in heaven? Because meeting you feels like destiny.

"If your lips are this stunning when you're wet, I can only imagine the magic when you're dry."

"Looks like the rain couldn't wash away your charm, those lips are definitely the highlight of the storm!"

"Who needs pickup lines when we have this electric connection? Your eyes are more intriguing than any punchline could be..."

"Going out with you sounds like a bestseller, with chapters I can't wait to explore."

"That nose ring and those brows? You’re turning heads and setting hearts on fire. Can I get a closer look?"

"Your lips look so lonely, they should meet mine and explore the world of passion together."

"With those killer brows and that nose ring, you’ve definitely got me feeling a little breathless over here."

Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something h**....

Haha, I guess you could say I'm the Willy Wonka of pickup lines! So, did it work?

"Has life granted you flexibility? Because your beauty is bending my world out of shape."

"If you're up for a road trip adventure to see the relic knife up close, I'll make it unforgettable."

"I see those lips peeking through the rain—care for a kiss that’ll dry you off even faster?"

"Like a symphony of notes on a grand piano, your beauty creates harmony, stealing every show."

"That nose ring and those killer brows got me questioning if you’re a work of art or a muse."

"Even drenched, you’re a masterpiece; I’d love to know what colors those lips could paint on a sunny day."

"Loving the nose ring and those killer brows! Are you single, or do I need to step up my game?"

"I see those lips peeking out; they must be thirsty for a kiss after all that rain."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears and my heart does a little magic trick."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Unzip. Unzip who? Unzip a world of pleasure when I'm with you, darling."

I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.

"Your smile speaks volumes; I’d love to hear the story behind it over coffee."

"You make Sunday evenings look exceptionally enticing. Care to add a little more spice to mine?"

"With those flawless brows and that edgy nose ring, you must be breaking hearts—mind if I join the list?"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and electrifying in the office!

"You're hotter than the Outback at noon, babe. Fancy a walkabout to my heart?"

"You were at the G Eazy concert too? Guess we both have impeccable taste; should've had you in my exclusive circle."