Top 50 pickup line Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Pickup Line chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

Damn girl, are you a blender?

Because I want to put a baby in you.

(This was my go-to Tinder pickup line for 2 years, and I used it on my current girlfriend. We've been together for a year and a half now.)
Get in the van.

That’s the pickup line.
Are you a creative title? Because whenever I think of you, I lose it immediately.

Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you
Dear god these are bad

I just joined and oh my god.

These are the worst pickup lines I've ever heard.
Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.
I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?
Well, I may not be good at dancing but....

Complete this pickup line. i chick i've been chatting with likes to dance and goes to classes for the same. i want it to be a little flirty and clever but nothing comes to mind except telling you a nice flirty jokes
My pickup lines are Turing complete.
Hey girl, are you a 90 degree angle?

Cause you looking right.
*silence*
Sorry, was that not acute pickup line?
*silence*
Honestly, I'm very sorry, I'm just being obtuse at this point.
*silence*
But in all reality, I think we'd be complementary together.
*silence*
Just let me supplement that ass.
Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

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This sub has gone somewhat bad
The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.

Pizza

Wanna go out for some pizza? Because it was either that or a pickup line and both would have been equally cheesy

The best pickup line I've ever used

I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work.

Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"

They say you have a hard time flirting with someone you like

With that said, I'm blanking on my pickup line. Flirty

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

Y=2x+3

That's my pickup line.

Here's another:

y=x^2

There, that one is exponentially better.

Pickup line for ______
This sub has really changed (and not for the better).

A very SWEET pickup line

Are your legs Nutella? 'Cause I'd love to spread them.

Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Pretty good pickup line ehh ?

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

Abe Lincoln's #1 pickup line

"I never lie. Unless it's next to you ;)"

I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

Are you the Ford F series?

Because I really need a better pickup line.

PSA: Dirty pickup lines are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying sexual things about someone you haven't "picked up" yet is usually just creepy.

Edit: actually pretty much always just creepy

Do you know what the difference between you and a pickup line is?

I won't forget a pickup line after I use it.

Are you hot water

Because you make my noodle soft

Anti pickup line

"You're so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line."

Good Pickup line

Him: can I give you an Australian kiss?
Her: what's that?
Him: it's like a french kiss, but down under

Quick i need any pickup line

I'm sliding into a girls dms

You must be the Galapos

Because you have phenomenal boobies.
(This pickup line is approved by my girlfriend)

I usually say...

I usually say a stupid pickup line but I don't want to mess this up.

Farewell pickup line?

Cute girl at work and every time I leave I say "bye ___, see ya in my dreams" as kind of a joke and it receives a laugh and smile, but what's something else I could say?