Your p**... is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

Babe, you a mechanic? Because you could blow my seals any night.

Wanna know why I like seals so much?
You won't sea me lion about your looks!

Seal me inside your heart and I will take care of you for the rest of your life.

Babe, we are at deuce and tonight we will seal the game.

Eleanor: Our fates are sealed. But I think we have one move left: We can try.

Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

"Your smile is my sanctuary, it keeps the darkness at bay. How about we seal this love with a lifetime of kisses?"

"Those pink lips of yours have stolen my focus; how about we seal this attraction with their touch?"

"Before we embark on our date, how about we seal it with a smile that outshines the moon's grace?

Are you a demon? Because I want your soul to keep, sealing our fate in love so deep.

"Are you a seal? Because I can't help but be drawn to your outstanding 'seal-lection' of charm and wit."

Your heart's twists and turns, I'll navigate,
With tentacles of passion, sealing our fate.

Wow, sounds intense! But don't worry, I come in peace. Let's grab coffee sometime and talk about something less deadly, like our favorite ice cream flavors?

Your smile lights up the room, but it's your sexy lips that seal the deal.

Your essence is a treasure I desire to keep, like a pact sealed deep in sleep.

"Is your name Seal? Because every time I look at your picture, I feel like I've made a deal."

"Are you a seal? Because I'm lost in your eyes like a seal in the sea."

"Your promised picture is like a sealed treasure, I bet it holds the sexiest mystery known to mankind."

"Your beauty outshines all, it's real, akin to the allure of the seal I've drawn, it's an unbeatable appeal."

"If our deal involves me making you smile, then consider it sealed – but only for this time."

"Your appreciation is my inspiration. How about we seal this bond with a shinning ring forever?"

Are you a top sniper? Because you just shot straight into my heart with your killer looks.

Wow, that was intense! But hey, I'm more into peaceful dates like picnics in the park. How about we switch gears? 😄

Did you train in gorilla warfare? Because you've got me feeling like the top sniper in your love army!

"Do you believe in love at first bite, or should I bake you some cookies to seal the deal?"

"In this dark pact we seal, my demoness divine, possess me fully, your beauty as pure as the moonshine."

"I'd love to be the reason your lips are sealed, intertwined with mine in a passionate kiss."

"In your eyes, I see a world of bliss, let me give you an anal hickie seal it with a kiss."

"I have to admit, your one piece caught my eye first, but that ponytail sealed the deal."

Possess my heart like a demon, stay with me and seal the deal of our love's success.

"Well, I'd ask you to sing, but I can't promise I won't join in with my tone-deaf seal impression!"

Your fierce words ignite a spark in me,
Yet beneath lies a mystery I long to see.
Your determination, a force so strong,
But I'm curious about what makes you belong.

"You're the sweet poison I can't resist, so how about sealing my lips with a kiss?"

"Just like my seal sketch, in beauty and charm, you're a match, our love could be a novel, a captivating dispatch."

Are you a demon, keeping souls with zeal? Because my heart's the deal you should seal.

Your strength is clear, your words sharp as a knife.
But behind that tough facade, there's more to life.
Your passion and drive, a sight to behold,
I'm intrigued by the story that's yet to be told.

"A business student, huh? Smart choice! I’d love to hear your best pickup line for sealing a deal—sure it’d be as hot as you are.😉"

Your words are intense and kinda hot, not gonna lie. But hey, let's keep it friendly before things get too crazy! 😏💬

"Before you hit block, remember, even a sealed letter has a message within."

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Irresistible. Irresistible who? Irresistibly drawn to your lips, can I seal this moment with a kiss?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Can I seal this moment with a kiss?"

"Your smile seals the deal, it's more captivating than any masterpiece I feel."

Impressive bio! But don't worry, I'm just a chill person looking for good vibes and fun times. Let's grab coffee sometime! ☕

"I must be a cork, because every moment with you feels perfectly sealed and ready to pop with excitement."

"Do you believe in fate? Because I think ours was sealed with a kiss we're yet to share."

"Your follow button may not be ready for me, but how about a real-life coffee date to seal the connection?"

Are you a demon? 'Cause I'd make a deal, to have your soul forever sealed.

"Your sweaty delivery has me signed, sealed, and delivered. Fancy unwrapping your package in my backroom?"

If I were a demon seeking souls to steal, yours would be the one I'd seal.

"Just like a seal beautifully drawn, in your eyes my heart is reborn."

Your captivating eyes are like a treaty, sealing a deal for my heart to be your property.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again just to seal it with a kiss?"

Phew, that was a wild ride! How about we switch gears and talk about something lighter, like our favorite travel destinations? Let's plan an adventure together!

Challenge accepted! How about we go for a thrilling hike followed by a cozy picnic to seal the deal?

"Well, since love has slipped from your lips, can I be the luckiest man and seal it with a passionate kiss?"

"Your paper ring sealed our vow, my love for you forever now."

Your eyes sparkle like a devil's deal, can I keep them in my soul to seal?

"Your beauty is intoxicating, how about we seal this moment with a passionate kiss?"

"Like a seal in my sketch, your grace steals the show; for you're art come to life, setting my heart aglow."

"Just like Voldemort's spell, your beauty is deadly enchanting. How about we seal it with a bewitching kiss?"

"Your smile is like a signature on a contract, it’s the only thing I want to seal the deal."

I think our fate is sealed then... destined for fun and mischief together. Let's embrace the chaos!

"Like my sketch of a seal, I think we'd make quite a splash together. Ready to dive in?"

If love were a debate, your presence would seal fate, turning my hate into a date.

Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul to keep you by my side, deal sealed with a kiss.

Your words are like a secret raid, I can't resist falling for your deadly charm.

Your profile caught my eye first, but your charm sealed the deal! It’s like you have a magnet for intriguing conversations. 🌟

With whispers of mischief and charm so divine,
Your captivating essence is simply sublime.
If lips of a devil can spark such bliss,
I’d steal that moment—let’s seal it with a kiss.

"Your eyes have written an enchanting story, how about we seal it with a kiss?"

"Are you a seal? Because I'm drowning in your eyes and only your kiss can save me now."

Did you know I'm trained in warfare, but your beauty is what truly takes my breath away.

"I must be a love letter, because when I look at you, all I want is to be sealed with your kiss."

Are you a demon? Because I want to possess your soul, sealing our deal with a kiss.

You may have 300 kills, but your smile just killed me. Guess I'm just another target for you.

Got the seal of approval from my female friend

If you would be a number you would be a 0. You know why? Because you're missing the 1. That one is me.

Can I take you out?

Just like how seal team six took out osama

Are you a good seal? Because I’d like to Bon Phoque you.

Bon Phoque in French is good seal

You must be flex seal liquid,

Cuz you're super thick.

What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal.

Let me seal my vowed faith on your lips

Did I ever mention that I'm a Navy Seal?

Hey baby, are you a marine biologist? Because I'd like to hist the club and seal the deal with you.