I like my ladies like I like my coffee - a hot shock to the lap.

You know what they say about bots with good shock absorbers...

Got a toaster? Because your beautify is shocking me.

If we get together I'll give you a shocking grasp all night long

Are you an Electric-type? Your beauty is shocking!

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

I admire your mysterious vibe. It adds an intriguing element to your persona. Let's keep unraveling those layers together.

Are you ready to experience the shocking sparks between us? Your sexy pikachu costume has my heart racing.

Are you dressed as Pikachu? Because you’re shocking and electrifying!

"I'm shocked, Cupid just called and he's missing an arrow, would you mind if I check your heart for it?"

"Are you a high voltage? Because my heart can't resist the shocking attraction I feel for you."

"Bring on the shock! Just don’t blame me if I accidentally turn into a human lightning rod—my hair might need a new style! ⚡️😄"

"I thought lightning doesn't strike the same place twice, but seeing your beauty left me shocked and electrified."

Are you a mussel? Because you've got me feeling shell-shocked by your beauty.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're as dazzling as a shock grenade explosion.

"Is it my charm or your shockingly stunning beauty that's left us both speechless?"

"Like Donatello in TMNT, I'm smart and strong, but I'd be totally shell-shocked by your beauty."

Haha, well, a little mystery is always intriguing. I like getting to know the real you, not just what's posted online.

"Well, spoiled milk is still in high demand for some exquisite cheese recipes. Cheese and wine, what a perfect combination!"

"Are you a shark? Because your beauty sends shock waves stronger than any shark's bite."

"Your beauty's electric, more than just a socket, the world stands still and I'm left in shock, like a rocket."

"Do you have a nut allergy? Because whenever I'm around you, my heart goes into anaphylactic shock."

"Your smile is more electrifying than the shock from Funtime Foxy, it lights up even my darkest nights at Freddy's."

"Forgive my haste, but I couldn't stand another moment without admitting my feelings to you. Hoping the feeling's mutual?"

"Did you just zap me? Because your spark has positively electrified my heart!"

"Are you an electric combo? Because your beauty got me shocked and ready for a perfect round."

No worries, I appreciate discretion too. Our connection is special, just between us. Let's keep the magic alive. ✨

"I thought only lightning could shock me, until your smile did. Now, how about we make more sparks fly?"

"I've moved on, Rica - from old mistakes to new possibilities. Let's make history, not heartbreak."

"Are you a Pikachu? Because you're shockingly beautiful, and I can't help but Pika-choose you for my heart's Poké Ball."

"You're going to tase me? Your beauty already shocks me more than any voltage could!"

"I'm full of self-love, dear Ayumi, for it's the key, a tune that soothes me, makes my life as harmonious as a symphony."

"Your beauty is like a limited-time offer, shockingly affordable and surprisingly unclaimed."

"Did you just shock everyone with your beauty, or was that my heart skipping a beat when I saw you?"

"Those pics you sent me proved one thing: even a snapshot can't capture all of your beauty."

"I was so stunned by your photo, I couldn't even think to screenshot. Can I get a second glimpse of heaven?"

"Hand in hand, let's take a walk, your beauty shines brighter than chalk; even the stars are in shock."

"Well, if it’s a shock you want, I’ll just show you my dance moves! Guaranteed to create a spark or leave you in stitches! 😂"

"Your shocking beauty caused my gaze to linger, sparked a flame in this humble singer."

"Is your Vision Electro? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat, just like an electro shock."

"Are you a Chidori? Because you just shocked my heart!"

"Don't be taken aback, I just can't help but flirt when I'm around irresistible gorgeousness like yours."

"If you were a surprise, girl, you'd be the twist ending that leaves everyone in awe."

Your beauty shocked me, you must be an electro.

Like scissors cutting through rock, your beauty breaks barriers with every glance, leaving me in shock.

"Are you a Pikachu? 'Cause you're shockingly breathtaking and I can't resist your electrifying charm."

Are you a CPR instructor? Because girl, your thighs are like defibrillators - shocking!

How about I drop my pants and show you some shock n' awe.

I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.

"Apologies if this feels abrupt, but I believe in seizing the moment, and couldn't resist letting you know how much I admire you."

Haha, mystery man, I like it! Keeping them guessing. Can't wait to uncover the real you behind the posts.

"Your beauty left me so speechless, I forgot to screenshot it. Got another picture to make my heart skip a beat?"

"I was shocked when you sent me those pics, babe. You turned my heart into an electrified field of desire."

You're sharp as a scissor, strong as a rock, your beauty leaves me in complete shock.

Are you a crab? Because you're making me shell-shocked with how pinchingly cute you are!

"Are you an electrifying beauty like Fischl, because I'm getting shocked by your charm."

"Jake sounds fantastic, Ayumi! But I can't compete with someone who has perfected the art of making you 'absolutely furious'. He's truly one-of-a-kind!"

Sounds like a shocking choice! I bet you'd make Pikachu jealous. Maybe I can see it in person sometime? 😉

Are you a mussel? Because you've got me shell-shocked with your beauty.

"I'm shocked, your beauty could light up a room brighter than any electricity ever could."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searchingly awkwardly trying to say."

"Is your name Pikachu? Because you're shockingly beautiful and I can't help but want to catch you."

"I hope it's not too overwhelming, but I just couldn't let another tick go by without expressing my fondness for you."

"I didn't take SSRI's today, but your picture shocked me into happiness just as well."

"Just like Pikachu, you've got that shocking charm that's captured my attention and won't let go."

"Your picture left me speechless and I'm shocked that you're even more attractive than the last time I looked."

Are you a Pikachu? Because you just shocked my heart with your electrifying beauty.

Hiding in plain sight, I see. Well, I promise not to reveal your secret identity, but you might have to share more with me.

"Jolene might've had your golden locks, but your stunning beauty puts her in a shock."

"Are you made of electricity? Because you're shocking me with how attractive you are right now."

"Are you a Pikachu? Because you're shockingly beautiful and I can't resist catching you."

"Are you a horror film? Because your beauty is shockingly captivating and I'm helplessly hooked."

Did it hurt when you fell from Inazuma? Because you're a shockingly attractive thunderstorm in human form.

"You know, your beauty could spark a revolution; why not shock everyone and make me your first recruit?"

"You must be a Pikachu, because you've just electrified my heart with your shocking beauty."

I'm intrigued by your mysterious side. Let's keep the fun going and see where this goes.

"You must be a stun gun, because every moment with you is shockingly beautiful. Ready to tase my heart?"

"Spoiled milk, huh? But aren't those the main ingredients in all great rock bands?"

"Ayumi, don't be sour. Just because I'm hitting the right notes while your new beau is stuck on repeat."

"Are you a lightning bolt? Because you’ve got me shocked every time I see your stunning blonde hair!"

Are you made of electricity? Because every time I touch your belly button, I get a shock!

"They say lightning doesn't strike the same place twice, but when I saw you, I was shocked all over again."

"Is your name Lightning? Because you've just electrified my heart with your shockingly beautiful anger."

"Apologies for the suddenness but time seems too precious to not convey how much I'm drawn towards you. May I hope for reciprocity?"

"I didn't take SSRI, but your pictures still spiked my dopamine level. Can I call you my personal antidepressant?"

"Are you electricity? Because you're shocking me with your beauty, just like Fischl's powers."

Is your name Defibrillator? Because with a smile like that, you're definitely shocking my heart back to life.

"Are you an electric-type move in Tekken? Because I'm feeling a shock every time I see your attractive smile."

"Like a bolt from the blue, you're electrifying, your beauty truly, is awe-inspiring."

"Are you a Pikachu? Because you're shockingly cute and I can't help but want to catch you on my Pokéball."

"Old history, huh? Well, as the saying goes - 'History tends to repeat itself'. So, Ayumi, buckle up for a dramatic re-run! 😉"

"Did you forget to reply or were you just so dazzled by my charm that your keyboard fainted in shock?"

"Are you a Pikachu? Because every time I look at you, my heart starts to shockingly skip a beat."

Hey girl are you Pikachu?

Cause i am sure I'll get a shock if i touch your cheeks

"Your smile is like a surprise plot twist; it's stunning, unexpected, and it just made my day extraordinary."

"Your ability to shock everyone is electrifying - let's create a spark together, shall we?"

Haha, mystery is intriguing! I respect your privacy. Let's create our own little secret world together. 😉

"Before you hit block, give a moment for a spark, might turn into unstoppable shock!"

"I've never been in love before, but with your electrifying smile, I'm ready to get shocked."

"Your pictures left me speechless, babe. Who knew angels could take selfies too?"

Well, who knew a simple hug could be so electrifying! I guess we're just shockingly good together. ⚡️

"Ayumi, thank goodness you compared me to milk and not cheese. You know how I always struggle to cut it in a band!"

"Are you a Pikachu? Because you're shockingly beautiful and I can't help but choose you."

"Wow Ayumi, you've really mastered the art of making a guy feel special. You should write a self-help book, 'Ex-Girlfriend Etiquette 101'."

"Is your name 'Lightning'? Because every time you glare, it feels like a shock straight to my heart."

"Shocking as lightning, yet delighting, your radiance outshines every sighting."

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears except my stumbling words."

"Rica, our past has its scars, but I'd rather dance with a lioness than chase docile deer. You're still the fiercest one in my eyes."

"Are you sure you're not Zeus in disguise? Because your marble-like abs are shockingly divine."

Stoic heart, huh? Challenge accepted! I'll bring the defibrillator and shock you with my charm! 😉

Is your name pikachu

Because when I saw you I got shocked.

Did you invent the electric fence? Because you're shocking me more than Bob Katter!

"I’m more of a ‘slow burn’ kind of guy. But if you bring the sparks, I might just upgrade to fireworks! 🎆"

"Shock? Are we talking static electricity or a surprise party? Because I prefer the latter—cake is way better than an electric jolt!"

"Jake treats you better? That's swell! I mean, if he can handle your temper tantrums better than I did, he deserves a medal!"

"My dear Ayumi, no need to curdle like spoiled milk. And hey, even losers have their band groupies."

Are you made of electricity? Because every time I look into your eyes, I get a shock!

"Well Ayumi, you're right about one thing, I'm in a band – 'Spoiled Milk' doesn't sound like a bad band name. Thanks for the suggestion!"

"Are you French? Because I'm always shocked by how beau-tea-ful you are."

"Rica, they say time heals all wounds, but yours made me stronger. Let's turn the past into a beautiful present."

"Jake's better? Well, kudos to him! May he never discover your obsession with pineapple on pizza!"

You're as striking as a rock, your beauty truly shocks.

Are you a shock grenade? Because you're stunningly beautiful and leave me breathless.

Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes, and it's shocking!

"Are you a Pikachu? Because every time I see you, my heart does a little thunder-shock."

"You reacted to 'hot stuff' like a live wire, what if I told you... you're the voltage that powers my desire?"

"Ayumi dear, don't you see? Jake may be your star, but I'm a whole galaxy. I wish you both good luck and endless glee."

"Do you have a voltage? Because your smile is shocking and I can't resist the pull!"

I respect that. Let's create our own private world where we can share our true selves without any judgment.

"If calling you 'hot stuff' gave you a jolt, how about we spark something electrifying together?"

"Your fiery words, they sting like a bee, but like a lotus, calm and free, I remain in this sea of hostility."