36 Squirt Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 36 squirt pick up lines for her and flirty squirt rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about squirt that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with squirt rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny squirt pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty squirt joke for a great chat response.

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Are you my ketchup bottle because I want you to squirt on my meat
Hey girl are you a ketchup bottle?

Because i wanna flip you over and spank you from behind until you squirt

edit: this isn't original btw, so no credit goes to me
Girl, are you a firetruck? 'Cuz I'd be sent to heaven if you were to ever squirt right on my face
Sunscreen won't be the only thing I'll squirt on your back!
Are you a ketchup bottle?

Because I want to smack your bottom and make you squirt
I squirt rainbows, wanna see?

Short and cute squirt pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about squirt are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a shower? Because you will squirt and shower me tonight.

I s**... at plumbing, I always make woman's small leak into big squirt.

Are you an elephant? Because you are about to squirt for me.

Are you my baby whale? Because I am about to make you squirt.

Hey girl are you a ketchup bottle? Because i wanna flip you over and spank you from behind until you squirt

You are the perfect handle. Babe I will turn your squirt on tonight.

Hey girl you can call me a shower curtain, because I am going to keep all you squirt inside.

Cheesy squirt Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Did you know I am like a ketchup bottle?

You can flip me over , hit it from the back and make me squirt

"In love with your ass, but those squirts, they're my definition of divine pleasure."

"Are you a squirt bottle? Because every time I get close, you make my heart race with anticipation."

"Your charm makes me melt, but the thought of you makes me squirt beyond imagination."

"Ever tried witty banter as foreplay? 'Cause honey, your intellect is making all the right parts of me tingle."

Are you ketchup because I want to squirt you all over my meat

"I'm not a water gun, but if you play your cards right, you might just make me squirt with excitement."

Funny squirt Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Squirt conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Is your smile a squirt gun? Because baby, every time you grin, you shoot straight to my heart."

Are you a spray bottle

Because I could make you squirt with 1 finger

Wassup girl, you like Chipotle?

'Cause I can make you squirt too.

"With your irresistible allure, you're not just making my heart flutter, but you're also making me squirt fantasies."

"Your squirts are the masterpiece of my dreams; they complement that stunning ass flawlessly."

"Your ass is a masterpiece, and those squirts? They're the tantalizing previews to our private showing."

Would you like to come with me home

And play firemen? You scream, I squirt

Want to see how I could make your Manilla clams squirt?

Hey cutie are you into Pokemon?

Cause just a Peek-at-Chu make me wanna Squirt-a-lil

- Day 55

Roses are red, I want you on bed

I'll squirt you hard, you won't forget.

I hope you like hermitaur, I’ll make you squirt like one.

Don’t prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.

Clever squirt Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Squirt hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

If I buy a round of b**... shots, will you squirt the whipped cream directly into my mouth?

I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Squirt love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Squirt openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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