Top 40 Tears Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Tears pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tears tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.
My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.
If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Are you a ghast, because you'll be in tears after tonight.
Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and s**... out your brains.

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Is your name Alice Hardy because I'm gonna be tearing you a new one.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo.

Boo who? No more tears, your love is here.

Are you a wrecking ball?

Cause you tearing my walls down

Your lips

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips

Are you a titan? Because I want you to tear me apart and eat me.

Are you crying? Babe, I am a plumber, and I will fix your tears from your beautiful eye fixtures.

Are you my cute pillow? Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you.

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When I die...

When I die I want to be put in hot chilli and I want you to to eat it so I can tear up that kiss one more time

Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your p**... apart tonight.

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up

Damn girl are you a parking ticket?

Cuz I want to tear you up and forget you ever existed.

Are your clothes the Berlin Wall

Because I wanna tear them down

I'm like a water slide without water.

I'll tear your kiss up and make it hurt for days.

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Are you from Nepal?

Because I want to shake you about and tear you apart

Is that a keg in your pants?

Because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.

Do you like ventriloquists?

Do you like ventriloquists? Cuz I can puppet-tear that kiss !!

Are you my pillow

Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you

If I can call you “Her”, will you be my “Tear”?

Are you tear gas

Because you’re hurting me inside and making me cry

Don't shed a tear. Whenever you need me, I'll be here (I'll never let you go).

This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you

How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.

Let's go back to my place and tear some sheets, Doll!

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

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I hope you have a sewing machine, because im gonna tear dat kiss up

I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks

If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

It's tearing up my heart..not banging you (N'Sync)

If you reject me, you will send me on a trail of tears.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Tears phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.