Top 50 Valentine Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Valentine pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Valentine conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Happy Valentines Day.

   Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

2. I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....

   How you doin'?

3. The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.

4. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Will.

   Will who? Will be my Valentine?

5. If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.

6. Is your name Jill? ‘Cause I’d sure like to be your Valentine.

7. Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.

8. If I had 3 wishes, ii'd wish...ii'd wish...

   ii'd wish you were mine.

9. The only sweet thing I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

10. Hey girl, you've made my kill list.

    I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

Funny valentine pickup lines

I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

For Valentine's Day,

I'll give you my arc!

Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey's out of business!

I’m gonna keep it real with you,

I’d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we don’t have time for that. So what’s up? ;)

Can I get your name?

Yes, Will... You be my Valentine?

Roses are red, People are in quarantine,

I know its late
But, Will you be my valentine?

Never had the courage to ask you out on Valentine's...

So, Will you be my quarantine partner for Corona time?

Roses are red and violets are blue

Will you be my valentine?
Cause I want you.

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?



(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

ValentinesDay

Tell them
you are my one and only valentine the other's can wait in line ;)

Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

Any for a Katie

Her nickname is Valentine

How about for Valentine's we put some Hershey's between your hips ...

And I eat a box of chocolates

Clever lines for Vday notes

Anyone haves clever short lines for a valentine's note?

For Valentine's, get a girl some flowers

Cauliflowers!

Are you a Valentine’s Day card?

Cause I just wanna open you up and put all my love inside.

"Roses are red... Violets are fine... This valentine will you be mine?"

Too early for this. But here ya go xD

You have a higher chance of getting flowers on Valentine’s Day if you die on February 13

Let’s change that

I know that its not valentines day

But I want you to be valen-mine-bae

Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?

Because Iowanna be with anybody else except u this Valentine’s Day.

Would you like to be my Valentine?

Hot damn...what was my pickupline

Hey baby are you good at math?

I was wandering if you would y=mx+b my valentine