Top 50 Valentine Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Valentine pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Happy Valentines Day.

   Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

2. I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....

   How you doin'?

3. The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.

4. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Will.

   Will who? Will be my Valentine?

5. If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.

6. Is your name Jill? ‘Cause I’d sure like to be your Valentine.

7. Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.

8. If I had 3 wishes, ii'd wish...ii'd wish...

   ii'd wish you were mine.

9. The only sweet thing I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

10. Hey girl, you've made my kill list.

    I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

Funny valentine pickup lines

I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

[NSFW] In honor of Valentines Day . . .

* Roses are red
* From the garden they’re cut
* Spread those cheeks
* And I’ll cum in your butt

I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

For Valentine's Day,

I'll give you my arc!

Valentine's Day is tomorrow.

Will you be my date to mass?

I’m gonna keep it real with you,
I’d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we don’t have time for that. So what’s up? ;)

Can I get your name?

Yes, Will... You be my Valentine?

Roses are red, People are in quarantine,

I know its late
But, Will you be my valentine?

How about a little lust on this day of love?

Never had the courage to ask you out on Valentine's...

So, Will you be my quarantine partner for Corona time?

Roses are red and violets are blue

Will you be my valentine?
Cause I want you.

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?



(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

Do you believe in love at first sight,

or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time? 

Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

Any for a Katie

Her nickname is Valentine

Would you like to be my Valentine?

Hot damn...what was my pickupline

Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?

Because Iowanna be with anybody else except u this Valentine’s Day.

"Roses are red... Violets are fine... This valentine will you be mine?"

Too early for this. But here ya go xD

Roses are red...i am gonna tell the truth

Let's go on a date... otherwise, i will rape you in a phone booth....

For Valentine's, get a girl some flowers

Cauliflowers!

Clever lines for Vday notes

Anyone haves clever short lines for a valentine's note?

I know that its not valentines day

But I want you to be valen-mine-bae

Roses are red, you're smile is the most divine...

I'm not good at rhyming so let's get to the bottom line, will you be my Valentine?