Top 50 Valentine Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Valentine chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

Happy Valentines Day. Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!
I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....How you doin'?
The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Will.

Will who? Will be my Valentine?
If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.
Is your name Jill? ‘Cause I’d sure like to be your Valentine.
Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.
If I had 3 wishes, ii'd wish...ii'd wish...ii'd wish you were mine.
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The only sweet thing I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

Funny valentine pickup lines

Hey girl, you've made my kill list. I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

For Valentine's Day, I'll give you my arc! (Iron Man)

Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey's out of business!

Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Will you be my date to mass?

For Valentine's day.
When ordering at Starbucks, or any place that's asks for your name.

"Can I get your name?"

"Yes, Will... You be my Valentine?"

Roses are red, People are in quarantine,

I know its late
But, Will you be my valentine?

How about a little lust on this day of love?

Never had the courage to ask you out on Valentine's...

So, Will you be my quarantine partner for Corona time?

- Day 78

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?

(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

ValentinesDay

Tell them
you are my one and only valentine the other's can wait in line ;)

Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

A pickup line for Valentine's Day.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?

Any for a Katie

Her nickname is Valentine

Would you like to be my Valentine?

Hot damn...what was my pickupline

Clever lines for Vday notes

Anyone haves clever short lines for a valentine's note?

My best friend is going to be deployed for Valentine’s Day so her fiancé is making a box full of cards for her to open so she will still feel loved. Any good suggestions for a dirty Valentine?

From a gal-pal to a gal-pal, she’s been my best friend for almost 10 years! Her partner is amazing and I’m so excited that they asked me to participate.

For reference, the card my message will be written on has a cat on it, so on theme would be great but I’m open to suggestions! I have zero game.

For Valentine's, get a girl some flowers

Cauliflowers!

Are you a Valentine’s Day card?

Cause I just wanna open you up and put all my love inside.

"Roses are red... Violets are fine... This valentine will you be mine?"

Too early for this. But here ya go xD

Opening line needed ASAP guys

Suggest me an opening line ASAP, we have been following each other on instagram since a while now, i have decided to make the move and reply her on this story, “CAN ALREADY SMELL THE FLOWERS AND CUTE MESSAGES I WONT BE GETTING ON THIS VALENTINE’s DAY” please suggest me something where i dont look as a creep, fyi, we dont know each other, we dont even have mutuals, completely random people

How about for Valentine's we put some Hershey's between your hips ...

And I eat a box of chocolates

Will you be my valentine?

I know I've cum early but I wont ever ever disappoint you.. ️️️

You have a higher chance of getting flowers on Valentine’s Day if you die on February 13

Let’s change that