Top 50 Valentine Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Valentine pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Happy Valentines Day.

   Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

2. I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....

   How you doin'?

3. The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.

4. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Will.

   Will who? Will be my Valentine?

5. If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.

6. Is your name Jill? ‘Cause I’d sure like to be your Valentine.

7. Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.

8. If I had 3 wishes, ii'd wish...ii'd wish...

   ii'd wish you were mine.

9. The only sweet thing I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

10. Hey girl, you've made my kill list.

    I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

Funny valentine pickup lines

I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

For Valentine's Day,

I'll give you my arc!

Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey's out of business!

Roses are red, People are in quarantine,

I know its late
But, Will you be my valentine?

Can I get your name?

Yes, Will... You be my Valentine?

How about a little lust on this day of love?

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?



(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

Never had the courage to ask you out on Valentine's...

So, Will you be my quarantine partner for Corona time?

ValentinesDay

Tell them
you are my one and only valentine the other's can wait in line ;)

Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

Do you believe in love at first sight,

or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time? 

You have a higher chance of getting flowers on Valentine’s Day if you die on February 13

Let’s change that

Will you be my valentine?

I know I've cum early but I wont ever ever disappoint you.. ️️️

"Roses are red... Violets are fine... This valentine will you be mine?"

Too early for this. But here ya go xD

Are you a Valentine’s Day card?

Cause I just wanna open you up and put all my love inside.

For Valentine's, get a girl some flowers

Cauliflowers!

Clever lines for Vday notes

Anyone haves clever short lines for a valentine's note?

Roses are red, you're smile is the most divine...

I'm not good at rhyming so let's get to the bottom line, will you be my Valentine?

Roses are red...i am gonna tell the truth

Let's go on a date... otherwise, i will rape you in a phone booth....

Hey baby are you good at math?

I was wondering if you’d help me with y=Mx+b my valentine?

Hey baby are you good at math?

I was wandering if you would y=mx+b my valentine

Halt! Valentine, your cuteness does not compute!