Hey! I’m an amateur fortune teller! Can I give you a free palm reading?

Ohhh... Says here on your love line that you’re thinking about going on a date with a ridiculous guy who may or may not be good at reading palms.

I may be wasted

But atleast this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

Because I may get a little Rachel.

You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

I lost my number.. may I borrow yours?

You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealing my heart.

Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?

I may like music and headbanging but if you're around it's a different type of banging.

I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

I need some help for my clan castle, may I request you?

You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.

I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me sweetheart, other parts still work just fine.

I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?

Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.

May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?

I may not have a tongue but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.

I may not be the Doctor, and you may not be my companion, but you can time-travel in my TARDIS anytime you want.

May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

Girl are you a ruler?

Because even through pride month you're keeping me 100% straight

This may or may not have sounded better in my head

May I co-opt you so that there can be a 50:50 gender balance in my bed.

The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.

I may not work out but girl, my password strength is VERY strong.

I may have a leg of wood but I bet you have a heart of gold.

Your toy is so cool. May I play with it?

Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

It may be -30 outside but when I'm with you it feels like at least freezing.

Belloq's staff may be too long, but mine's just right.

May I take your clothes.

May I sniff your packets?

I may be a brontosaurus, but trust be baby, the longest part of me ain't my neck.

You know, I may break a lot of windshields, but I'll never break your heart.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.

May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?

You may have found Clark Kent, but I'll always be your Superman.

I can take you back to my place baby but be quiet my Aunt May will be downstairs watching Jeopardy.

It may not be fall yet, but I'm already falling for you

It may be lockdown

But looking at yr profile, I can't keep my cockdown

May I lick your boots?

I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is gold for you baby.

I may be solar powered, but I can go all night with someone as hot as you.

My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

Excuse me ma'am, but may I sin all over your bosoms?

I may not have the spiritual gift of prophecy, but I do see you in my future.

I may be Odin All-Father, but for you, I’ll be Odin All-Lover.

I may have a peg leg, but i won't be the only one walking weird tonight.

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

May I dig my nails into your back?

I may be the hunter, but you can tame me anytime.

I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon.

The date is 10.01

May I date the 10 which is the 1 for me

I may be an Imp sweetheart, but I never go limp.

*walk up to them and tap their shoulder with a little boom sound effect*

Hi, i identify as a heat-seeking missile. I think I may of found the hottest thing in the room!

I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury, because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.

We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.

I may be blind, but my brailly skills tell me you have some fine humps.

I may not be able to do miracles but i got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?

You may not be a rockstar, but you look pretty rocking to me.

There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?

I may be in the Fantastic Four, but we could be in an Amazing 69.

You may think you love Avalanche, but you haven’t experienced a real mancannon until you have ridden mine.

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.

I may have Cold Hands sweetheart but I have a warm touch.

May I board your banchee?

I may give up on biology, but i wont give up on you.

Forget greenhouse gases, you may be the source of global warming.

Hey baby, want to have some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

I may be a Mechanic

But I promise I won’t just nut and bolt

Hey baby, I may be s**...

:)

I may not believe in God, but I'll make sure you'll be screaming his name all night long.

Happy birthday girl

I may not be a candle on your cake but you can still blow me!

I would like the second derivative may investigate the concavity.

How may I serve you?

You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler.

Wanna sample my skills?

There may be a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one I want to catch and mount back at my cabin.

This joke may be cheesy but…

I think your looks are grate

You may have a wall around your heart, but I have wall breakers.

I may play short but I go deep.

Girl, you may be nine...

But you're a 9/10.

Jin: I may have to bring you back for some testing.

This may seem cheesy, but you make me really h**....

Loki May have wanted world domination. But I only wanna dominate you.

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.

I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.

Sheva Alomar: I may not be as big as you, but I can handle it.

They always say Thicc Thighs save lives...

And with this pandemic, I may need you out here!

It may not be October 10th yet...

But you sure are a 10/10...

Corsair: May I be of service? I shall be swift. Hold nothing back!

Claudio: I may have gone too far…

Kirito: You can go anywhere you want in this world with a single blade. This may be a virtual world, but I feel more alive here than in the real world.

Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One.

May I please borrow a kiss?

I promise I’ll give it back.

What a nice looking sweater

May I hug its owner?

I may be sweet like sugar, but I still get hard with my cane.

I may not have byakugan, but I can look right through you.

I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

I may have one heart, but I can still love you like I have too.

I may be a god, but you're a full-on goddess. (Thor)

I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just f**... me

I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.

I may not be good looking, but I'm ranked 20 online.

May I put my balls in your basket?

I may look tough, but I promise I’m all mushy on the inside.

You may not have equal socio-political representation, but you can certainly have equal representation in my pants.

I may not be Christian but

I’ll still get on my knees for you

I may not be a 10

But I think I could be the one for you

I may just have a pistol, but I know how to use it.

You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree. But the best way to fall - is in love with me.

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is red for you baby.

Astra: My plan may sound irrational, only because you cannot see what I can!

I may not be unsullied. But I’ll show you my grey worm.

You sent a proposal. Do we really need to go through consultation or may we proceed?

Hey girl are you the Hindenburg on May 6th 1937 cuz you’re on fire

If this heatwave doesn't take you out, may I?

Zafina: I accept my fate, whatever it may be.

I thought your face was a work of art. May I capture it with my camera?

I think I may need glasses because all I can see is you.

I may not have pointed ears, but every time you're around I become a wood elf.

Surfing board considers all. No matter how late you may be, you are always welcome.