The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 May Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective May rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny May pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. I may not be hulk

    But im tryin to smash

  2. Your lipstick looks good

    May I taste it

  3. Hey girl, I may not be in the k**...

    But I’m still a wizard under the sheets.

  4. May I tie your shoe?

    Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.

  5. You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....

    But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.

  6. March was bad, April is grey...

    I hope we can go out in may...

Working short may pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey! I’m an amateur fortune teller! Can I give you a free palm reading?

Ohhh... Says here on your love line that you’re thinking about going on a date with a ridiculous guy who may or may not be good at reading palms.

I may be wasted

But atleast this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

Because I may get a little Rachel.

Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.

You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?

I lost my number.. may I borrow yours?

may Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealing my heart.

You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?

I may like music and headbanging but if you're around it's a different type of banging.


I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

I need some help for my clan castle, may I request you?

may Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.

I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me sweetheart, other parts still work just fine.

I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?

Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.

May I stock your pond?

May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

I may not be the Doctor, and you may not be my companion, but you can time-travel in my TARDIS anytime you want.

I may not have a tongue but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.


May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

may Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

May I co-opt you so that there can be a 50:50 gender balance in my bed.

Girl are you a ruler?

Because even through pride month you're keeping me 100% straight

This may or may not have sounded better in my head

The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.

I may not work out but girl, my password strength is VERY strong.

I may have a leg of wood but I bet you have a heart of gold.

May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

Your toy is so cool. May I play with it?

Belloq's staff may be too long, but mine's just right.

Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.


It may be -30 outside but when I'm with you it feels like at least freezing.

May I take your clothes.

May I sniff your packets?

I may be a brontosaurus, but trust be baby, the longest part of me ain't my neck.

You know, I may break a lot of windshields, but I'll never break your heart.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain May phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth May lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.