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Top 50 May Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty May pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I may not be hulk

    But im tryin to smash

  2. Your lipstick looks good

    May I taste it

  3. Hey girl, I may not be in the kkk

    But I’m still a wizard under the sheets.

  4. May I tie your shoe?

    Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.

  5. You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....

    But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.

  6. March was bad, April is grey...

    I hope we can go out in may...

  7. Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

    Because I may get a little Rachel.

    Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.

  8. You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.

  9. Girl I may not have byakugan but I can still see that you are a dime.

  10. I wrote you a poem

    I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

    And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

    Some would say you’re too hot for me

    But I think we are meant to be.

    Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

    Because that ass id love to clap

Funny may pickup lines

Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?

Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

I lost my number.. may I borrow yours?

I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealing my heart.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?

I may like music and headbanging but if you're around it's a different type of banging.

I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

I may be a zombie, but if my heart was still beating it would beat for you.

I need some help for my clan castle, may I request you?

You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.

I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.

I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?

Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.

May I stock your pond?

I may not be the Doctor, and you may not be my companion, but you can time-travel in my TARDIS anytime you want.

May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?

May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

I may not have a tongue but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

May I co-opt you so that there can be a 50:50 gender balance in my bed.

The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.