71 April Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 71 april pick up lines for her and flirty april rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about april that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your april rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny april pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty april joke for a great chat response.

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A good April pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

March was bad, April is grey...

I hope we can go out in may...
Hey girl, youre ugly af...

April fools
Hey girl, is your name April?

Coz I'm a fool for you.
Are you a playful April shower? Because your presence is a welcome surprise in my life.
Is your name April?

Because I could be your fool.
I don't fall for April Fools lies

I've fallen for those big brown eyes of yours already

Short and cute april pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about april are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Yeah, with your bloodHey baby wanna paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Damn I Was A Fool For Trusting You.

Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re a**...?

Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious Are you smiling now? YOU ARE REALLY b**...

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. Aww, because I'm so sweet? No. Because you're fat as h**....

Cheesy april Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Is your name May? Because I've been waiting for you all April."

I can see forever in your eyes.But all I can see is never in yours.

Rose's are red, April is grey,
I hope we can leave our houses in May!

I know it's not April Fools anymore but...

Would it still be April Fools if I've started becoming a fool for you.

"Is your name April? 'Cause just like Donatello from TMNT, I can't help but be attracted to your intelligence."

When I call u: 1 ring means : I am missing yoU 2 ring means : I like u 3 ring means : I am thinking of u 4 ring means : I need u 5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

Hey are you my taxes?

Cause I gotta do you before April 15th.

Funny april Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming April conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you an ornithologist?... because my p**... is incredibly swollen with blood.

U r the most CUTE persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you. Pay The Bill !!!! Foolllllllllll

Your on fire girl just like Chernobyl on the 26 of April 1986

100% working method

I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own s**... Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

Hey are you rain in April?

Because the first time you came, it was awesome. But now you come every other day and it's really freaking annoying.

Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

That hipster dress is a joke. Better take it off.

True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

U r the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

Clever april Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever April hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own s**...
Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long

Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

There's a 'U' in beautiful.

Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

You make an April Fool out of me every day.

You put the “oh oh” in “fool.”

You’re cute. April Fool’s! You’re MINDBLOWINGLY SEXY.

Does beauty run in your family?

It obviously doesn't in yours!

Why Do Fools Fall in Love

Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life?

Girl: Ok sure
Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

I can make your bed rock.

Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

So what do you do for a living?

I'm a female impersonator.

Smooth april Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth April pickup lines make her give you her number.

Boy: my **** is 10 inches

girl: mine's too !

Boy:Nice hair

Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

Can I buy you a drink?

Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."

Wanna get laid?

TOTALLY!
Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment?

Woman: Sure :), you're such a gentleman :).

Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you're a**?

Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red?

Yeah, with your blood

Is your birthday in April? Because you are a diamond.

I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J – JOKING

Are you Fool proof, or can I trick you into buying me a drink?

Him Would you like to dance?

Her NO!
Him I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

Flirty april Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty April pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Did someone replace the Splenda with cement? Cuz I just got really hard.

Girl, I’d let you flush the toilet while I’m in the shower.

Girl, you’re Fool’s gold. And I don’t ever want to know the real thing.

Guess what day it is? Let’s fool around. (I’m not joking.)

I don’t know what it is about today, but I’m fooling in love with you.

Do you wanna dance?

Yeah but not with you!
You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautiful...??

Her: (smiles) and says no..
Him: there is a good reason for that..

I can see forever in your eyes.

But all I can see is never in yours.

I have a box full of baby kittens in my room. Wanna see? …April Fool’s! But now that we’re here…

I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"!
Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant
to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!
Foolllllllllll

Cringe april Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

It’s April Fool’s Day, and you look you could turn tricks, baby.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain April love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty April chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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