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Top 50 April Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty April pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. March was bad, April is grey...

    I hope we can go out in may...

  2. Hey girl, is your name April?

    Coz I'm a fool for you.

  3. Yeah, with your bloodHey baby wanna paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood

  4. Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

  5. A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING

  6. Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

  7. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious Are you smiling now? YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

  8. I can see forever in your eyes.But all I can see is never in yours.

  9. Rose's are red, April is grey,

    I hope we can leave our houses in May!

  10. When I call u: 1 ring means : I am missing yoU 2 ring means : I like u 3 ring means : I am thinking of u 4 ring means : I need u 5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

Funny april pickup lines

Aye girl, are you Kurt Cobain's shotgun on april 5th 1994?
CAUSE YOU'RE BANGIN'

Hey are you my taxes?

Cause I gotta do you before April 15th.

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you. Pay The Bill !!!! Foolllllllllll

U r the most CUTE persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own Stupid Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

*on April first* damn girl

Are you today’s date because your a complete joke

Hey are you rain in April?

Because the first time you came, it was awesome. But now you come every other day and it's really freaking annoying.

I don’t know what it is about today, but I’m fooling in love with you.

Do you wanna dance?

Yeah but not with you!
You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

Does beauty run in your family?

It obviously doesn't in yours!

Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life?

Girl: Ok sure
Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautiful...??

Her: (smiles) and says no..
Him: there is a good reason for that..

I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning.

Aww, because I'm so sweet?
No. Because you're fat as hell.

I can make your bed rock.

Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

I can see forever in your eyes.

But all I can see is never in yours.

I have a box full of baby kittens in my room. Wanna see? …April Fool’s! But now that we’re here…

I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"!
Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant
to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!
Foolllllllllll

I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

It’s April Fool’s Day, and you look you could turn tricks, baby.

Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

That hipster dress is a joke. Better take it off.