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Top 26 Battery Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Battery pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Battery conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

  2. Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.

  3. My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?

  4. They call me the Shield Battery because I recharge in an instant.

  5. Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.

  6. Are you a battery?

    Because you give me the energy to keep going.

  7. Girl are you a tesla? Because you need a battery charge

    (A criminal offense involving unwanted contact)

  8. You must be a 9 Volt battery...

    ...because I want to risk putting my tongue against you.

  9. Are you a damaged laptop battery

    Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.

  10. Go down on me like my phone's battery.


Working battery pickup lines

Are you a battery?
Because whenever we link, it energizes my soul

Call me Battery Saver

Coz I turn on when you're less than 20

Good or Bad?

"The battery on my phone is running low, can you put your number in cause it might make it last longer?"

I didn't charge my phone last night

I only have 10% of battery left. But i'm still 100% into you

Do you like things battery operated?

Why do you need to buy extra batteries? I have 2 flashlights and can please you til the sun comes up.

You are my AA battery, you charge me up

My best toys run on batteries.

You're the batteries to my flashlight.

Time to get some sweet loving recharge, so you can stop going down on me like my iphone's battery.

Is your battery dead? Because I'd love to jump you.

My batteries are designed for extended life.

Your beacon batteries might be low, because it took me all day to find you.

Hey, baby, can I charge your hearing aid battery?