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Top 21 Battery Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Battery pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

  2. Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.

  3. My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?

  4. Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.

  5. Are you a damaged laptop battery

    Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.

  6. Go down on me like my phone's battery.

  7. Are you a battery?

    Because whenever we link, it energizes my soul

  8. Good or Bad?

    "The battery on my phone is running low, can you put your number in cause it might make it last longer?"

  9. Hey, everytime I see you my phone always seems to have a low battery.

    I might not know the reason but I guess it's just low batt first sight.

  10. I didn't charge my phone last night

    I only have 10% of battery left. But i'm still 100% into you

Funny battery pickup lines

Hey, baby, can I charge your hearing aid battery?

Do you like things battery operated?

Why do you need to buy extra batteries? I have 2 flashlights and can please you til the sun comes up.

You are my AA battery, you charge me up

You're the batteries to my flashlight.

Time to get some sweet loving recharge, so you can stop going down on me like my iphone's battery.

Is your battery dead? Because I'd love to jump you.

My batteries are designed for extended life.

You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world. 

Your beacon batteries might be low, because it took me all day to find you.