I told this one to my gf and she went 0.o

Y’know besides dropping bodies in games, I’d rather drop your body on a bed and go to town

Which version of Minecraft do you prefer?

I prefer Java, but I'd like to make your bed rock.

Wow you sleep in a bed?

Thats so cool I do that to, we should totally do it together sometime

I’m not Fred Flintstone

But I bet I could make your bed rock

I'm fairly local...in your bed.

Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.

If you think I reek of sweat from skanking, you should smell me in bed.

Oh you dance? You wanna go do some contact improv in my bed?

I won't shoot first in bed.

I'm going to bed, you coming?

I love a man with a raised bed.

I like to practice safe s**..., I'll tie you to the bed so you don't fall off

Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.

That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

I'd like to export your file right to my bed.

Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression?

Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.

I’m not David Blaine, but I can do magic in bed.

I can’t get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.

May I co-opt you so that there can be a 50:50 gender balance in my bed.

How about you and me turnip in your bed?

I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.

I wrote you a poem, it took me all night to write it

Roses are red
Get into my bed

Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.

I'm not even going to try with the bed bugs.....any line is too scary.

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

Are you a sea-lion?

Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.

I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.

If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.

Baby my beds made out of Slime blocks, As I am going to bounce you on it all night.

Hey, are you a newspaper...?

Coz i want to check you out in my bed every morning...

I'll bet you 100 bucks that you're better in bed than elin, ill be the judge.,Wanna polish my driver?

Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?

I wanna boldly go into your bed to cuddle because I think you're cute and don't want to rush things.

Your mom told me that you stopped wetting your bed at 4yo

Bet I can change that

The one place I don't s**... is in bed.

Your hospice bed or mine?

Nama'stay in my bed and let us practice your downward facing dog.

I wish you were my bed…

So I can get in you every night, mess you up, then do you again in the morning. ;)

I have something special in the bed for you!

Are you a blanket?

Because It's too cold now and I want you to be over me in my bed

You've been naughty. I might have to cast you out...of my bed.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

Let's spend the next 3 days in bed. I'll be Jonah and you be the whale.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

I can’t find sleep in my bed

Could I try in yours?

Let's play bedwars

I wanna break your bed :p

Hey babe, want to break bad in my bed?

You're like the scent of coffee... you get me out of bed in the morning.

People say I'm so lazy, but not after they leave my bed room.

Those snow pants would look good on the floor next to my bed.

Look baby, I know you want to sleep in separate beds, but what if Jaws comes?

I know the air is pretty thin up there, why don't you lay in my bed and catch your breath?

What's the difference between my bed and a trampoline? Come over and find out.

Do you know I can do the Sharingan in bed?

Fact or fiction? I make the best breakfast in bed. You will have to test my claim.

Do you prefer punching or jabs in bed?

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Let's do our repeat battle all night in bed, until this Monster reaching its MAX level.

You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.

I want to wake up in the same bed as you for the rest of my life.

I’ll make your bed wibbly wobbly every timey wimey

Most women say I’m quite Amazing, Spectacular and Sensational in bed.

I like to practise safe sex

I'll tie you to the bed so you don't fall off

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

Babe, you want to check out my Descent of Dragons in bed?

Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

Hey, it’s (name) here from IKEA

They’re appears to be a problem with Your bed … i’m not in it

Babe, here's my number. I could deliver my package to your bed any night.

Babe did you drop something? It's a VIP ticket to a breakfast in bed at my place.

Your bed or mine? I want to play chess with you on the bed all night.

Babe, the moon is not the only thing rising in my bed tonight.

Is your bed the Bifrost? Because I'll transport you to another realm.

Minnie, want to see my polka dot bed sheets?

I bet when you cheer in my bed it’ll be riots in the sheets.

Looking for a healthy meal full of life? I will deliver my fresh cucumber for your bed tonight.

I don’t care if you’re a fallen aasimar, as long as you’re fallen into my bed.

Your skeleton with be better next to my bed.

Do not be on the rocks, be on my bed instead.

Girl, your sim could sleep my bed any time.

I am a Licker, want to see how powerful my tongue action in bed?

Are you a book? Because we should study together in my bed tonight.

I'll spin you a web right to my bed.

Oh, you're going to bed? Mind if I... Slytherin

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow. I’m good in bed, will you be my bedfellow?

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, in your bed.

Girl if you do not set a crawl budget with me tonight, I will crash your server in bed.

Hay girl, are you crippling depression?

Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

Babe, I am in the Grandmasters League. I will be your Master in bed.

Would you like to have bamboo sheets on your bed? Because I want to cover you with sustainable love.

Are you a sea lion? Because I could sea you lion in my bed tonight

(for anyone who doesn't get it: see you laying*)

I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

Babe, I don't need no breakfast in bed when I just want to feast on your beauty.

Of course I can carry you, sweetie... to my bed 😉

Hey there, Pacha-cutie, I'm Pachacuti, he who shakes your bed.

You know what they say, geologists know how to make the bed rock!

Let's wear our pajamas today and live life to the fullest in bed.

Hey girl, let me teach you how to cheer in bed.

Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.

Go big or gourd home. How about do both with me in bed.

Hey baby, we don’t need to frack to make the bed rock.

Sunday mornings are for: a) cuddles in bed b) champagne breakfast c) as many pancakes as you can eat

Hey babe. Are you an eldarin? Cause I bet you’d be feywild in bed.

How about we skip the dating and Power Pass our way to bed?

Love is a dagger. And babe I know how to use mine in bed.

Girl, you don't have to walk a mile in my shoes, just get naked in my bed.

This king bed needs its queen on it

Babe, I would rather be cranking your waves in bed.

Babe, let's turn my cheesy pick up lines into fresh milk in bed.

Women usually say I'm Amazing, Spectacular and Sensational in bed.

Violets are blue, Roses are red

Your window was open, so I’m under your bed

Babe, let's do some avocardio in bed.

With you in my bed, I got a hard guac life.

Babe, want to keep on rerolling in my bed until you are satisfied?

I challenge you to Mortal Kombat - in bed.

Wanna smash the patriarchy with me, then afterwards smash me in bed?

I’m not really a breakfast in bed person. But I would be if my breakfast were you.

If I was a judge

Id sentence you to my bed

Want to play dodge balls on my trampoline bed?

Do you want to cuddle, with me in my bed?

Girl you got the perfect running form, want to check out my perfect form in bed?

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

I wish I were Omen because I want to teleport into your bed tonight.

Do you bounce in bed as good as you jump on these trampolines?

Do you know I am great at karate? ‘Cause I got a great finishing kick in bed.

(Soulfist) Up for some Merciless Pummel in bed tonight?

Instead of fighting in the Colloseum, how about we fight in my bed.

This guy ducks in your bed any night.

How about let's call a night on this date, and turn this into a home work session on my bed?