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Top 16 Carpet Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Carpet pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You be my princess Jasmin ill be the magic carpet n all you gotta do is ride me.

  2. Does the carpet match the sheets?

  3. Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

  4. Does the carpet match the cape?

  5. Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

  6. Can I discover if the carpet matches the drapes?

  7. Hey girl, are you my carpet?

    Because I will always get you wet

  8. Are you a magic carpet?

    Because it feels like an adventure every time I'm with you

  9. Are you a carpet?

    Coz I wanna sit on you

  10. Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag

Funny carpet pickup lines

Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?

Tell me, does the carpet match the powdered wig?

Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.

You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

You will look great naked on that cow hide carpet.