Hey girl, I'm not gonna project our cultures regressive social conditioning onto you.

I’ll let you be in a condition of power.

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

I hate earth day. Want to take a ride in my hummer and go someplace with lots of air conditioning?

Can I borrow your skates for a little while? I promise to return them in good condition.

You're giving me a serious bone condition.

Don't worry, I've got my body surveillance schedule all set up! Gotta keep an eye on this masterpiece at all times, right? 😂

"You must be a Mirage 2000, because I’m drawn in by your allure even in the toughest conditions."

Trust me, I won't miss a chance to admire your gorgeous figure. Consider me your personal bodyguard.

"Your rosy cheeks, your red lips so sweet, in my wildest dreams is where we meet."

Your body is like a work of art that I never want to stop admiring... Consider me your personal bodyguard, watching out for every detail.

Absolutely, I'll keep a close eye on your stunning physique to ensure it stays in top shape. Can't wait for more exciting moments together.

"I can be very persuasive in convincing you to say yes to that condition, but only if you let me."

"Is the condition that your heart only accepts the finest affection? Because that's all I offer."

"If being beautiful was an illness, you'd surely be in critical condition."

Sorry, but my avi comes with terms and conditions. Must appreciate dad jokes and tolerate occasional singing in the shower. Deal?

Consider it done. I'll make sure to give your stunning figure the attention it deserves. Can't wait!

"In the tale of my heart, Madison, you're the main edition, your beauty exceeds all worldly condition."

"Is your name Succulent? Because you have an irresistible charm that's impossible to resist, even in the harshest conditions."

Absolutely, I'll take that responsibility very seriously 😉. Your body will be in good hands, I promise.

"Are you a dermatologist? Because I've got a skin condition that's making me fall for you."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because even in the harshest conditions, you manage to bloom beautifully and steal my breath away."

"Well, how about this for a condition - let's go out for dinner tonight and continue this conversation?"

"If the condition is spending time with you, then I'm all in. Let's make some unforgettable memories together."

"If your condition includes being swept off your feet, then I'm afraid I've already broken it."

"I might be bad, darling, but with you in that dress, I'm the devil who'd haunt your wildest dreams, beautifully."

Consider it done! I'll make sure to appreciate every inch of your hot body, I wouldn't want to miss out on that opportunity.

"Feeling blue? Can I be your happy pill, because girl, you're the only prescription for my heart's condition."

"In your tallest dreams, I stand, a damsel in a dress; remember me my dear, handsome's sweetest and finest guess."

If being hot was a medical condition, I'd say you're the ultimate cure.

Haha, I'll try not to miss any "body check-ins"! Can't have this hot body falling apart on me now, can we? 😜

"Do you live in Antarctica? Because my love for you could cover miles even in the chilliest conditions."

Trust me, I won't miss a single chance to admire your irresistible figure. Your body is like a work of art - simply captivating. 😏

Oh, I'll definitely keep an eye out for that invitation to check on your stunning body. Can't wait!

"If your condition is spending more time with someone charming, well, consider it already met."

"With red lips and cheeks of rosy hue, in your wildest dreams, may I always dance with you."

"Are you a rare comic book? Because I’d treasure you forever and keep you in mint condition!"

I'll be your bodyguard, always checking in, making sure you're glowing and in good condition. Your hotness is undeniable, a true vision!

"You must be the reason why they invented air conditioning, because you're definitely bringing the heat."

I'll be your loyal guardian, always ensuring your beauty shines. Your hot body's a masterpiece, a sight divine.

Your wish is my command, I'll keep you in my sight. Your beauty's captivating, a vision day and night.

"Are you a contract? Because I just can't seem to find any fine print in your terms and conditions."

"In height and charm, I may stand tall, but it's your red lips and rosy cheeks that make me feel on top of the world."

Don't worry, I'll be the body inspector you never knew you needed. Your hotness will be under my watch 24/7!

Hey girl are you an EULA cuz I can't wait to accept all your terms and conditions

Oh, I can't wait to keep an eye on that gorgeous body of yours. Consider me your personal bodyguard! 😉

Your body must be a work of art if you want me to make sure it's always in good condition. Consider me intrigued and ready for the task!

Missing you already feels like a serious condition! Your vibe is just so refreshing—I could chat with you all day!

Your wish is my command! I'll make sure to appreciate and admire your beauty every chance I get. Let's make some unforgettable memories together.

If being sweet was a symptom of diabetes, you'd be the main cause of my condition.

"Are you a lab result? Because my heart's in perfect condition since I met you."

"If your condition is finding a man who values respect and charm, then darling, consider your condition met."

Absolutely, I'll make sure to keep a close eye on your stunning body. Consider me your personal bodyguard, always ready to admire it!

Stay safe driving in the wet conditions,

I just slid into your dm’s !

Oh, I'll definitely keep my eyes on your stunning body, making sure it's in perfect condition at all times. Can't wait to see more! 😉

Oh, I'll definitely make sure to keep a close eye on your beautiful body... Can't risk missing any chance to admire it! 😉

"Are you a nurse? Because you just took my breath away, and I swear it's not a medical condition."

Haha, I'll make sure to keep a keen eye on your "hot body" for maintenance purposes, wouldn't want it falling apart on us! 😄

Trust me, I won't miss a chance to admire your hotness. I'll definitely be keeping an eye on your stunning figure!

"Guess I'm iron-deficient, cause my heart races every time I'm around you and it's a condition you could fix."

Consider it done! I'll be the official body inspector, always ready to appreciate and ensure that hot body of yours stays in top shape! 😉

"Are you a contract? Because I'd sign up for life, trust me, I've checked the terms and conditions."

Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint.

Hi...

You must be a white-out condition, cuz all I see is you.

Are you a CS conditional design contract?

Cause you keep Boolean me OwO

Under what conditions do you think it's impossible to approach?

...assuming you're thinking of getting a good result.

Are you a vlookup function with a true condition because you're willing to match with anything

Under what conditions do you think it'a impossible to approach?

...assuming you think it is possible to get a good result.

Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?

Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition

I have a 401K now. That's a type of blood condition, right? (High School Acquaintance)

Hey Girl! Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.

I think I've just been classically conditioned by your beauty.

Have you been hitting the gym? Because this air is conditioned.

You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.

Babe, the conditions are perfect for a good hunt tonight.

You look like a model. Wanna help me remodel? Then maybe we can cautiously pop a bottle? It's the remix to the kitchen. Marble in mint condition. C'mon roll in that dolly. 'Bout to do me some switchin'.

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill

Wanna help prepare my condition one weapon?