The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Couldn Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Couldn pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red, violets are blue

    DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

  2. I couldn't forget you, even if someone replaced my brain ...

    ... because you live in my heart.

  3. You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

  4. I couldn't help myself, when I saw your beauty, "Iran" to you.

  5. You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.

  6. All these barbarians but I still couldn't raid your heart.

  7. A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

  8. You couldn't steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.

  9. What sort of butler would I be if I couldn't do someone as sexy as you?

  10. So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

Funny couldn pickup lines

I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together...

Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.

I have been to all 28 known galaxies but I couldn't find a star brighter than you.

If you were at stock...I just couldn't sell.

T Rex had arms so short he couldn't hug you. Good thing I can.

Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.

Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days.

Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

Aye girl my mom taught me never to hit a woman...

But she didn't say I couldn't tongue punch your fart box.

Jesus couldn't make it, so do you want to eat me instead?

A long one

So yesterday I had to go to the pharmacist to drop off my prescription. There was an absurdly long line all being held up by this woman who couldn't find her ID. She was looking through her purse, pockets, everything. She kept repeating "I know I have it, I know I have it." This goes on for at least 10 whole minutes. Eventually she gave up and left. As she walked by me to leave I saw the look of pure defeat on her face. After 2 more people it was finally my turn. I gave the pharmacist my prescription. He looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked why I just gave him my prescription. Being also confused, I said "this is drop off right?"
He looked at me and said "No, this is the pickup line."

Is this bad ??

I'd take you to the movies, but I heard ypu couldn't take outside snacks ;)

I couldn’t help but notice your monetary base. Do you let a guy get to M3 on a first date?

Hey are you a face mask

Cause Id wear you until I couldn’t breathe anymore

Roses are red, violets are blue...

It would be a shame if I couldn't date you.


Girl you’re so perfect even a cyber man couldn’t upgrade you

I couldn't help but notice all of these losers circling you like Nazgul... why don't we get out of here and go back to my Mathom-house?

I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend. from "Hitch"

I had the idea for this while snapping my her, but I couldn't.... here you go

Her: It looks good on you

Me: Most things do. Including you.

You are so fine that I couldn't carry you in a sieve.

Said this to my girlfriend on Saturday night, she said "Well you could in our sieve, because it's crap."

In fairness, we do need a new sieve.