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Following is our collection of Couldn chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red, violets are blue

    DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

  2. I couldn't forget you, even if someone replaced my brain ...

    ... because you live in my heart.

  3. I couldn’t help but notice that your lips look really lonely. Would they like to come over and meet mine?

  4. You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

  5. I couldn't help myself, when I saw your beauty, "Iran" to you.

  6. You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.

  7. All these barbarians but I still couldn't raid your heart.

  8. A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

  9. You couldn't steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.

  10. What sort of butler would I be if I couldn't do someone as sexy as you?

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So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together...

Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.

I have been to all 28 known galaxies but I couldn't find a star brighter than you.

My shield can block anything, but it couldn't stop you from finding a way to my heart. (Captain America)

If you were at stock...I just couldn't sell.

T Rex had arms so short he couldn't hug you. Good thing I can.

Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.

Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days.

Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!

Aye girl my mom taught me never to hit a woman...

But she didn't say I couldn't tongue punch your fart box.

God couldn't have made someone more beautiful than you...

Because no such thing exists

Jesus couldn't make it, so do you want to eat me instead?

A long one

So yesterday I had to go to the pharmacist to drop off my prescription. There was an absurdly long line all being held up by this woman who couldn't find her ID. She was looking through her purse, pockets, everything. She kept repeating "I know I have it, I know I have it." This goes on for at least 10 whole minutes. Eventually she gave up and left. As she walked by me to leave I saw the look of pure defeat on her face. After 2 more people it was finally my turn. I gave the pharmacist my prescription. He looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked why I just gave him my prescription. Being also confused, I said "this is drop off right?"
He looked at me and said "No, this is the pickup line."

Opening line that is working for me in that "no info" situation on Tinder.

I've always had a tough time with starting a conversation when the profile match is a single picture with no profile info whatsoever-- there's just nothing to go on, nothing to connect to or make a joke about. Whatever I've come up with in the past, I've rarely gotten a reply in that "no info" situation, and I always just sit there befuddled about what to say.

Last week I matched with a smoking hot girl and just couldn't think of anything to say so I let it linger all day... finally that night I decided on something simple but waited to contact her the next morning. At 7:30am I wrote her a message: "Good Morning, Alex. I hope you have a lovely day." By 10:30 she had messaged back "Thanks! You too!" and the conversation started rolling. We went out that weekend and had a blast and have another date set for next weekend. I tried the approach with a new match this morning and it worked again... It seems that waiting to start conversation the morning after a match is made with something simple and friendly, (and that being the first thing they see when they open the app for the day) seems to be working like a charm (so far.) Just wanted to share this with anyone struggling with how to get a conversation rolling.

Is this bad ??

I'd take you to the movies, but I heard ypu couldn't take outside snacks ;)

I couldn’t help but notice your monetary base. Do you let a guy get to M3 on a first date?

Hey are you a face mask

Cause Id wear you until I couldn’t breathe anymore

Girl you’re so perfect even a cyber man couldn’t upgrade you

Roses are red, violets are blue...

It would be a shame if I couldn't date you.

[8/12]

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend. from "Hitch"

I couldn't help but notice all of these losers circling you like Nazgul... why don't we get out of here and go back to my Mathom-house?

You are so fine that I couldn't carry you in a sieve.

Said this to my girlfriend on Saturday night, she said "Well you could in our sieve, because it's crap."

In fairness, we do need a new sieve.