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Top 48 Counts Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Counts pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?

  2. I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized the reasons are infinite.

  3. Do you know, I count your heartbeats before you sleep?

  4. Damn girl are you a lawyer

    Because I’ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial

  5. Tonight you can be like America’s medal count… on the top!

  6. Are you PewDiePie's sub count?

    Cause on a scale of 1-10 you're 100,000,000.

  7. Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been screwed by the Queen more times than I can count.

  8. No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

  9. Roses are red, Violets are blue,

    I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002

  10. I hope I can count on your vote for my erection campaign.

Funny counts pickup lines

I'm having a problem...
I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.


I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.

It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)

They say don’t judge a book by its cover. It’s what’s inside that counts.

Well I’d like to find out first hand

Can you count?

Then you better count on spending the night.

How many bones are there in a human's body ?
207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.

Babe are you mathematician?

Because you can count on me

Go to the beach and count every grain of sand.

The time itll take you to count them all is how long I will love you

Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?

You: will you go out with me

Your crush: umm... No

You: I was not expecting that, but then again I was not expecting to expect that so it does not count so lets start over...

Can you teach me the counts? Specifically, the counts to your heart.

I’d say you’re a 100 out of 100

But everytime I try to count that high you get me stuck on 69

I can sing my abc’s for you,

I will give you an A because you’re awesome,
a B because you’re beautiful,
a C because you count,
and I will give you this D because you deserve it,


is that a yes?


SHE WANTS THE D!!!!!!!!!

Whenever I count my blessings

I count you multiple times.

Hey is your protein count low

Because i can help

What’s a better slam at me being single?

1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have.

2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.

I thought I counted all the change in the register

But I seemed to have missed a dime

I don't bother counting the dates we've been on.

That's because I can't count to infinity..

If looks could count for a minute, you'd be a pretty long day!

DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day.

This is how I went about it.

One thing you must do is to be constantly learning.

Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation.

You must be always questioning what they are saying don´t just accept what they say at face value.

Even experts have their own blind spots!!

While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions.

So how did I shift my paradigm?

I was always curious.

You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it.

For me it was always about questioning.

When I saw other behaviors, I asked:

“Where am I doing that?"

"Where am I acting like that?”

It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up.

Until you bring it to your awareness!!

Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask “why should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal.

Is there a way to see myself that is better?

I Was always questioning myself and pushing.

Don´t assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it.

Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing?

What alternatives are there?

What reality am I assuming to be true?

For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard.

Is it really?

Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea?

Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun.

You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in.

Instead of just thinking what “did I do wrong. I am so stupid”. You can think “what was fun in this interaction?”

Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing.

Are you always questioning yourself: “WHY AM I DOING THIS?”

A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask “WHY” several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why.

After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community.

I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process.

Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count.

When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think.

Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy.

What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced.

Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. You’re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more.

You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift.

When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results.

Hope it was helpful

Peace

You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force

I count the blessings that keep our love new. There's one for me And a million for you.

It's not the length of the caucus that counts... it's what you do with it.