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Top 15 Cousin Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Cousin chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  2. If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.

  3. Do you wanna be my cousin?

  4. Hey are you my cousin

    Because i wanna fuck ya

  5. Works 100% of the time.

    Him: Yo, you look exactly like my cousin
    her: haha really?
    him: yeah, wanna know somethin about her?
    her: what
    him: she was reallllly into incest,
    profit

  6. You have sexy ears

    (My cousins asked me to post this one)

  7. Excuse me are you my 12 year old cousin?

    Cause I wanna fuck the shit out of you...

  8. You need Purell?

    My cousin’s a distributor, I have tons of it.

  9. You remind me of my cousin. I want to bang you so bad, but I know that I can't.

  10. Hey no worries, we're second cousins you know

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Funny cousin pickup lines

I'd cross every rez, even trade my best horse and fight all your brothers and cousins just to take you out on a date!

You must be traveling with a cute 10-year-old kid, your coconspirator. Have the kid roll down the passenger window and yell to the beautiful woman in the adjacent car, "My cousin say he thinks he's falling in love with you." You then feign a great flustering embarrassment, as you whisper loudly enough for the woman to hear, "I'll kill you." Look at her with a big smile, and say, "I'm sorry, [s]he's impossible." You coconspirator protests, "But you said it!"

Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.

You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can't.

Don't you ride bulls with my cousin?