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Top 15 Cousin Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cousin pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cousin tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  2. If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.

  3. Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because I was wondering if you’d still be interested in me if I wasn’t your cousin.

  4. Do you wanna be my cousin?

  5. Hey are you from Tennessee?

    Girl: Ugh... lemme guess because your the only ten I see?

    Me: No wtf? I was just wondering if you know my cousin from Tennessee. Her name is Candice.

    Girl: Candice what?

    Me:...

  6. Are you my cousin? cause i wanna fuck you

  7. Works 100% of the time.

    Him: Yo, you look exactly like my cousin
    her: haha really?
    him: yeah, wanna know somethin about her?
    her: what
    him: she was reallllly into incest,
    profit

  8. You have sexy ears

    (My cousins asked me to post this one)

  9. You need Purell?

    My cousin’s a distributor, I have tons of it.

  10. You remind me of my cousin. I want to kiss you so bad, but I know that I can't.


Working cousin pickup lines

Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.

I'd cross every rez, even trade my best horse and fight all your brothers and cousins just to take you out on a date!

Hey no worries, we're second cousins you know

Don't you ride bulls with my cousin?