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55 Deer Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 55 deer pick up lines for her and flirty deer rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about deer that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with deer rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny deer pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty deer joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Deer Rizz

A good Deer pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

  2. I must be a deer tick, because I'm stuck on you.

  3. I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

  4. Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.

  5. If you were a deer... I'd shoot you.

  6. Are you a deer

    Cause I want to smash you on the hood of my car

Short and cute deer pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about deer are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

If you were a deer, I'd let you walk.

If I were a deer, I'd gladly get caught in your mesmerizing gaze all day long.

"Is your name Bambi? Because your beauty is so enchanting, it's like a scene straight from a fairytale."

Are you a deer? Because you've got me in your sights and I can't help but chase after you!

"Are you a tractor? Because every time I see you, my heart begins to Ranchi like a John Deere."

Are you a deer? Because you've captured my heart with your graceful presence in the forest.

Are you a deer? Because I'm fawning over you harder than Thumper!

Cheesy deer Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you a forest? Because whenever I see you, my heart skips a deer beat.

"Sweetheart, you must be a John Deere tractor because you've completely plowed your way into my heart."

Are you a deer? Because I'm falling for you faster than Bambi on ice.

"Your eyes sparkle brighter than a deer's in the moonlight, may I get lost in them tonight?"

Are you a deer? Because your graceful presence leaves me breathless in the enchanted forest.


Did you hear about the deer who became a musician? He was great at playing the antler!

Is your name John Deere? Because you've got me feeling like a tractor - stuck in your tracks!

Funny deer Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Deer conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Do you believe in love at first shot? Because I feel like you just hit the bullseye with me.

"Is your smile a John Deere? Because it's plowing its way straight into my heart."

"Are you a deer? Because my heart has been tracking you all night, and I've got a license to... love."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I prance by again like a confused baby deer?"

"Are you Bambi's dad? Because you just hit me right in the feels with your deer-ly charming smile."

If you were a deer, you'd be a once in a lifetime trophy.

If I were a hunter, I'd choose to chase after your beauty and elegance instead of hunting deer.

"Are you a deer? Because my heart is hunting for someone as beautiful and graceful as you."

"Are you a deer caught in headlights? Because I am absolutely mesmerized by your sparkling eyes."


"Is your name John Deere? Because you've got me plowing through fields of love."

Are you a deer? Because you just took my breath away with those doe eyes!

"If beauty was a deer, you'd surely be a rare, enchanting doe that's captured my heart."

Clever deer Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Deer hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Rica, our past has its scars, but I'd rather dance with a lioness than chase docile deer. You're still the fiercest one in my eyes."

Did you fall from the sky? Because you're as gentle and endearing as a baby deer in the woods.

"Hey Riley, are you a deer? 'Cause my heart has been hunting for someone like you."

Can I kill you a deer?

"Just like a deer, you've leaped straight into my heart and made it your home."

I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.

Are you a deer? Because your beauty is so captivating, it's almost making me trip over my hooves.

"Just like a deer in the woods, your captivating elegance has me helplessly lost in your charm."

"Just like a John Deere, you're reliable, strong, and turn every rough field into a smooth ride."


"If you were a deer, you'd be a-prancing with me. Let's make like Bambi and dance!"

Are you a John Deere 4044 Utility tractor?

Cause I want you to plow.

Girl you're so fine

That if you recreated those Japanese videos where people bow at a deer it'd straight up mount your head

Smooth deer Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Deer pickup lines make her give you her number.

If you were a deer, you'd be a once in a liftime trophy.

You are so deer to me.

Call me when you get back from hunting and I'll dry your deer meat for you!

Do you know if someone hits a deer we can take it home? However we skip the part where I hit you with my car?

Girl, your beauty has hit me like a deer in the headlights.

If you were a DEER, I'd never try to REIN you in. Because I respect you as an individual person with your own hopes and dreams. Do you want to go discuss our independent plans for the future? Maybe read some Margaret Atwood? I value your opinion.

Are you a deer? Because you would be a lifetime trophy. 

Why don't you and me go back to my John Deere Green Ford Truck and share a moon pie whilst we watch the fireworks.

Hey girl, let's go to the deer blind.


Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Deer love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Deer openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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