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Top 20 Deer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Deer chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. The deer is not the only one horny.

  2. My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

  3. I must be a deer tick, because I'm stuck on you.

  4. I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

  5. Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.

  6. If you were a deer... I'd shoot you.

  7. If you were a deer, I'd let you walk.

  8. Can I kill you a deer?

  9. I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.

  10. Are you a John Deere 4044 Utility tractor?

    Cause I want you to plow.

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Funny deer pickup lines

Girl you're so fine
That if you recreated those Japanese videos where people bow at a deer it'd straight up mount your head

Call me when you get back from hunting and I'll dry your deer meat for you!

You are so deer to me.

If you were a deer, you'd be a once in a liftime trophy.

Girl, your beauty has hit me like a deer in the headlights.

Do you know if someone hits a deer we can take it home? However we skip the part where I hit you with my car?

Are you a deer? Because you would be a lifetime trophy. 

If you were a DEER, I'd never try to REIN you in. Because I respect you as an individual person with your own hopes and dreams. Do you want to go discuss our independent plans for the future? Maybe read some Margaret Atwood? I value your opinion.

Why don't you and me go back to my John Deere Green Ford Truck and share a moon pie whilst we watch the fireworks.

Hey girl, let's go to the deer blind.