Baby, you must be a Medusa, 'cause when you give me that look you make me hard as stone!

Are you a Mimic? Because I'm pretty sure that chest is fake.

How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

I have a spear for your portable hole.

You must play D&D because that is some Great Cleave.

I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.

Hey baby, I got +10 in endurance.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

Are you the goddess Sune? Cuz you are Sune to be mine.

Are you a Ranger? It's the only way you could Hide in Plain Sight

Don't worry, I've got protection aura.

Hey baby, wanna give my cockatrice?

You must be a Beholder, because I can see beauty in your eyes.

What's it like to be max level? Because you are perfect.

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

I know my way around Grease and Color Sprays, if you're up for it.

Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you.

Get ready to make a constitution check.

I hope you're not a monk, since I'm tired of hands.

Damn baby, I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don't come home with me tonight.

Are you a bard? Because you're plucking at my heartstrings like a lute.

Wanna see what a +5 charisma has under the hood?

You rolled a 20 on your charisma check

Girl you must be a daily because I'm raging right now.

Whaddaya say, my dragon and your dungeon? Eh?

You must be a paladin because you are divine and i am smitten.

You must have a low AC because I can hit that!

With that face, you must have +10 Charisma.

I don’t care if you’re a fallen aasimar, as long as you’re fallen into my bed.

Warforged: 'I was made to be fully functional in multiple techniques. I also have add-ons for a broad variety of pleasuring.'

Let me be your companion tonight and I'll show you my b**... fury.

Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?

I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.

Ever been with a rogue? We like to do it from behind.

Wanna find out how compatible our alignments are?

My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.

Hey baby, even been with a rogue? We're in and out before you even notice.

It's a good thing I have a ring of fire resistance because you are HOT!

I think I might be a Paladin. Mind if I Lay On Hands to check?

Are you a Beholder? 'Cause I'd like to be-holdin' that ass you fine momma.

Did it hurt when you got s**... through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?

Hey babe, want to find out why they call it the Rod of Wonder?

You got a radius I'd like to Grease tonight.

Hey gorgeous, are you a vampire? Because I'd create a Spawn with you any day.

I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.

I know my description says 'outsider' but I'd rather be 'insider' if you know what I mean.

you're so fine, I'm taking -2 to attack rolls.

You know, you'll need a Strength of at least 13 to handle my Greatstaff.

Are there lots of Mimics around here? Because that chest looks too good to be true.

Hey girl, do you want to touch my Rod of Wonder?

Are you an enchanter? Because I feel like you've cast Charm Person on me.

I'd sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.

What do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all need some D

Why don't you let me hit that and do double damage?

The chest might be booby-trapped!

Are you a wildmage? Because you've caused chaos in my mind?

I can't control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight"

Sweetheart, let's make ourselves a quarterling.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a natural 20.

The bedroom is my favored terrain.

Hey, Are you an Evil Halfling? 'Cause I feel like I want to make you my Bad Hobbit.

If we get together I'll give you a shocking grasp all night long

Casts detect magic I can't believe it, there's no illusion. You really are that beautiful

An alchemist? If we mixed together, would we go bang?

Wanna help me conjure a new life form?

I’m a renowned wizard, but I’ve never seen anything as magical as your smile.

Are you one of those fiery Dragonborn, because it's getting hot in here.

Hey babe. Are you an eldarin? Cause I bet you’d be feywild in bed.

I didn't find you a pearl of speech but I have another pearl you can put in your mouth.

Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

So you're a divination wizard? Tell me, is our wedding going to be in the summer or fall?

You can be my dungeon master any time you want.

You haven't tried it till you've tried it with a mage hand

Was your father a cleric? Cause you sure are a blessing"

I took great cleave, so feel free to bring a friend. 😉

If you're feeling restless, I can do some rope tricks

Hey baby, wanna see my wild shape?

Hey babe. I must have failed my Will save because you just Charmed me.

I may only be half Genie but I can still make all your wishes come true.

You must be divine because I'm taking radiant damage just standing here.

Are you a bard? 'cuz you got a solid 20 in Charisma

Do you have proficiency in thieves' tools? Because you just stole my heart..

Changeling: 'You should see what else I can change the size of...'

What's your AC when you're not wearing anything?

You know, my unarmed crit range is 10-20.

Are you a rogue? Because you've stolen my heart.

Paladin, huh? I didn’t hear chastity among those oaths you took.

You gotta be part Medusa, because you're making part of me rock hard.

Are you humanoid? Because that is my type.

Halflings make the best dinner love, wink the best breakfast too.

Are you part gelatinous cube? Because black pudding don't jiggle like that!

I may not be a wizard, but I’ve got the magic fingers.

Hey honey, do you like a neck rubs? My Lay on Hands is Divine!

Are you a cleric, cause your beauty is divine.

Are you a barbarian? 'Cuz your style is all the rage.

Babe, let me put on my robe and wizard hat.

Well, SOMEONE rolled high during creation.

Are you a monk? Because you look stunning.

My will isn't the only thing iron.

Can I make a save vs. awestruck?

I didn't take Improved Initiative, so you'll probably come first

You don't even have charisma check proficiency but you already charmed me.

Lets be like druids and get wild.

I'm a Sorcerer, you're a summoner. Together we are one magic item.

If you show me your THAC0, I'll show you mine.

Turns out my bed was a mimic, can I sleep in yours? I wanna hit that, critically.

Girl you must of rolled a crit on DAMN

Do you want to hire my adventurer to explore your dungeon.

I'd travel to the bottom of the 9 Hells and back to see your pure white smile like the Reghed Glacier.

Are you a fighter? 'Cuz I never wanna (c)leave your side.

I'm a s**... wizard, with 69th level s**... magic

Are you a succubus? 'Cuz I wanna f**... you.

What do elves, drow, dwarfs, halflings, humans, dragonborn, tieflings, orcs, goblins and small woodland creatures have in common? They can all vouch for me.

Are you a bard? 'Cuz you're plucking at my heartstrings.

Is that some loot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

I give the best back massages. All I do is lay my hands on.

Are you a wizard? 'Cuz you cast a spell on me.

Are you a bard? You've just inspired my pants.

If you're into it, I'm a bit of a dominate person

Half-off on a roll of 5? They must have some crazy charisma.

Did someone just cast Phantasmal Killer on me? Because you are drop-dead gorgeous.

I may be a(n) X, but I'm a barbarian in bed.

You must have cast Ray of Enfeeblement on me, because you're making my knees weak.

I think your beauty just flanked me, 'cause I sure feel flat-footed.

I can do more than Stone Shape to make the bedrock.

Do you know the spell dream by any chance? As I'm sure I saw you last night.

Did you roll a 20? 'Cuz you crit my heart

Girl, are those Paladin Pants? Because you're looking lawful good in 'em.

What's your AC? Because I want to hit that.

I put the romance in necromancy.

Sorry it took me so long to get over here but you knocked me prone when you walked in the room.