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Top 22 Engage Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Engage pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

  2. Let's impregnate this discussion with robust engagements.

  3. Shall we engage in some horizontal activities?

  4. Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?

  5. Are you looking to engage in a bilateral internal service consultation? Or straight to the action plan?

  6. Hey girl, are you my homework?

    Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream.

    Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night

  7. Are you up for a bit of civil dialogue? Or should we stick with the stakeholder engagement?

  8. Target acquired, we are weapons hot, cleared to engage.

  9. I find you aesthetically appeasing

    Will you engage in sexual intercourse with me

  10. Doom will gladly engage in sexual activities with you!

    Doom endures.

Funny engage pickup lines

Mind if I crouch, hold and engage with you?

Night games in a bar setting

So I downloaded TicTacToe to play to play in a bar setting but Quickly got bored.

So I’m looking for some other options in order to engage a new girl I just met.

Hi. My name is BrojobBiggs, I can only stay for a second but I really need a woman's opinion on something...

All joking aside if you want a pickup line that gets you from A to B this should be your go to standard. It establishes you as a non threat by creating a false time constraint and engages the woman's most cherished desire: the urge to talk about her opinions. Escalate as per local norms.

Are you a secular humanist? Because I want to engage in a rational conversation.

Target aquired, we are weapons hot, cleared to engage.

Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.

Let's couch, bind and engage.

When I look at you, my dear – It doesn’t seem like you’ve aged. To me you’re just as beautiful as the day we became engaged.

Hey girl! I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging and well-informed.

You know, our parents engaged us when we were little... I guess they forgot to tell you.

So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?