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Top 12 England Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty England pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.

  2. I have no intrest in claiming England. I only wanted to claim you.

  3. I’ve seen England, I’ve seen France

    Can I see your underpants?

  4. Crop circle ice-breaker:

    "You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England." -- Jerry Seinfeld


    From Seinfeld season 3, episode 9, "The Nose job"

  5. You be England and I'll be Brexit

    You'll desperately want me and I'll fuck you in the ass

  6. Hey are you from England?

    Because to me, you’re a queen.

  7. You won't believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you...the fate of England depends is on it!

  8. Oh, the things I do for England.

  9. Russian Lady Agent: "But James, I need you!"
    Bond: "So does England!"

  10. It may take a while to get to England in a row boat, but good things take time.

Funny england pickup lines

Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful. It's like every single time Peyton Manning throws for a touchdown pass against the New England Patriots!