The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 22 Excuse Miss Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Excuse Miss pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Excuse Miss tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

  2. Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

  3. Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

  4. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

  5. Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

    Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

  6. (UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Working short excuse miss pickup lines to impress a girl

Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?

Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Excuse me, miss, while I pick up my jaw.

Excuse miss are you on the menu?… Because your sweet enough for desert.

Thinking of using this on a girl on tinder

Excuse me, miss...
... Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

Excuse me miss? I seem to have a problem finding a phone number in my contacts.

(Girl) : which number?
(Me) : your number

excuse miss Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Me: You remind me of the 21 letters of the alphabet...

You: But there are 26 letters in the alphabet. You’re missing 5!

Me: Oh, excuse me. I forgot U R A Q T...

Excuse me miss, I'm new in town and was told that beautiful women know the fun places to spend time at.

Would you mind showing them to me sometime?

Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (UPS Guy)

Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

You're so contagious. I can't take it. Have my baby? (Excuse Me Miss)

Excuse me miss, but are you Mesa Verde? Because it feels like I've been digging you for years.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Excuse Miss phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.