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Top 21 Excuse Miss Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Excuse Miss pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

  2. Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

  3. Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

  4. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

  5. Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

    Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

  6. (UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

  7. Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?

  8. Excuse me, miss, while I pick up my jaw.

  9. Roses are red. Violets are bule.

    Excuse me, miss? Can I fuck the shit outta you?

  10. Excuse me miss, but have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

Funny excuse miss pickup lines

Excuse me, miss...
... Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

Excuse me miss? I seem to have a problem finding a phone number in my contacts.

(Girl) : which number?
(Me) : your number

Me: You remind me of the 21 letters of the alphabet...

You: But there are 26 letters in the alphabet. You’re missing 5!

Me: Oh, excuse me. I forgot U R A Q T...

Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my huge racket out of my bag?

You're so contagious. I can't take it. Have my baby? (Excuse Me Miss)

Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (UPS Guy)

Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

Excuse me miss, but are you Mesa Verde? Because it feels like I've been digging you for years.

Excuse me, miss. I just wanted to strike up a conversation.