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Top 23 Freak Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Freak pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Freak conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a dragon nerd or a bdsm freak?

    Because either way I’ll be your dungeon master

  2. If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

    I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

  3. Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

    Because...fuck, I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. Fuck, man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

  4. I bet you're a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.

  5. I’m a freak between the spreadsheets.

  6. I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

  7. Roses are red, my life is crappy...

    Whenever I see you I feel so freaking happy.


  8. Baby are you a smoke detector?

    Because you're really loud and freaking annoying.

  9. Halloween is when the freaks come out. So what do you say, wanna get freaky?

  10. Hey girl, you remind me of the band Korn.

    Her: what?

    Me: cause I want you to be my freak on a leash

Funny freak pickup lines

If she/he is into Lil Dicky.
"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".

Hey are you rain in April?

Because the first time you came, it was awesome. But now you come every other day and it's really freaking annoying.

When I see you, I kinda get this feeling.

The same feeling Isabelle gives me when she says I can't freaking put my pwp where I want.

Me a man in the sheets, a freak too. (Boys)

That tux looks really good on you. It would also look really good on my floor. Or nicely folded and hung in my closet, if you're a neat freak.

If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.

Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else? Instead let's be freaks is the best. Time to get freaky!

I wanna freak you, I heard you want to freak too. (Boys)

Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it's in the oven.

I'm a lamb in the streets but a freak in the sheets.

Lamb of god in the streets freak in the sheets

Look girl, normally when you have kiss with someone you have a 50/50 chance of being satisfied, but I'm a genetic FREAK and I'm not normal, so with me you have a 141 and 2/3s chance of being satisfied.