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110 Gods Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 gods pick up lines for her and flirty gods rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about gods that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your gods rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny gods pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty gods joke for a great chat response.

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A good Gods pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. If God made anything more beautiful than you

    I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

  2. Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

    Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

  3. I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.

  4. Hello, my name is Will.

    As in, I'm Gods will for your life.

  5. I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

  6. God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.

Short and cute gods pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about gods are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey girl were you born on Monday?

Cause god took all his weekend just to make you.

Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.

I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

Who are you?

I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy

God blessed you with everything but my number

God breathed the breath of life into mans nostrils, but you can feel free to breathe it into my lips.

Cheesy gods Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!

Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

I broke Abraham’s covenant with god, wanna see?

In God we t**....

Thank god im not diabetic

Cause you are just sweet

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

Hey does God play favorites?

Cuz it looks like he spent some extra time making you

Funny gods Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Gods conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.

I can see you have God's fingerprints ALL over you.

Maybe god is real because...

You are a blessing

How many rules did God have to break...

To put an angel like you here on earth?

Well someone better call god cause heavens missing an angel.

I'd usually say God bless, but this time, looks like He already did

If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.

Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.

You make me want to believe in god.

Because I thought I’d never find someone so perfect.

I’d ask you your name, but I’m sure God didn’t name ALL the angels.

Wanna find out the real reason why they call it the hand of god?

My name is Adam and God gave you one of my ribs.

Clever gods Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Gods hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

You can fill my God-shaped hole tonight, baby.

Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!

Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.

God is not great, but you are.

Oh I’m sorry. I was just admiring God’s creation.

Its powerful and godly, but I’m not talking about Mjolnir.

Oh my god I know you!

You keep appearing in my dreams

If God made anything more beautiful than you, he kept it for himself.

When God created you,

He was showing off.

God I love your shoulders, you look like you're in the Olympics.

I've justbeat up god & the devil... come dance with me.

Smooth gods Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Gods pickup lines make her give you her number.

God is dead. But we both are doing pretty well. See,we already have one thing in common. So let's meet up?

Hey I like you

I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

I may not believe in God, but I'll make sure you'll be screaming his name all night long.

When god made you,

He was showing off his skills.


Is your name Maya, cause I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.

I got a Revelation from God, we should definitely be in a Romans.

I never believed there was a god but now you make me believe bc to me, you're a goddess.

I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?

You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.

I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.

God is playing the Sims, he wants me to meet you tonight.

If you sneezed I wouldn’t even say ‘God bless you’ because he clearly already did

Flirty gods Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Gods pick up lines are made to get him interested.

There is no god, so no going to h**... if we f**....

You must be God’s best creation

Thank god I’m not a redshirt, because you’re drop-dead gorgeous

When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America (Captain America)

I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna f**k you.

The warmth of life led me directly to you in this cold god-forsaken place

I may be a god, but you're a full-on goddess. (Thor)

(Paladin) Time to experience my Wrath of God and I will finish with Heavenly Blessing.

[Tom is playing with a stethoscope, using it on Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler)] Oh my god. Your boobs are dead!

I really don't wanna let God down

By not appreciating the natural beauty that he gave you.

You will never be a god. Because you are already my Goddess.

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

Cringe gods Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

You're hottness is more unbelievable than god himself!

"You love black, Mahadev loves destruction; but all I can see is the creation of my affection for you."

"Are you the ark of the covenant? Because I think God chose you to carry my heart."

"You're my infinity's end, my heart's godly trend, may I be your soul’s friend, till eternity's blend?"

"O iko beka na cakacaka vinaka sara ni Kalou? Ni o sa daulomani au vakataki Yalewa Ni Kadavuitaukei."

(Translation: Are you God's finest work? Because you captivate me like an indigenous Fijian woman.)

"As pious as the heavens, with God upon your coat, your sweet caress is my infinity, on that love, I do dote."

"Did Heaven lose a vessel? Because an angel like you only comes around when God has chosen."

"Your name is Praise but I'm the one thanking God for you. How about turning my admiration into a relationship?"

"Komal, your beauty is divine, it's like God made extra time to craft your angelic eyes."

"Yes, I'm crazy... Crazy about the idea of making you laugh every day."

"God surely packed extra grace when He crafted you, His most beloved vessel."

Wanna come back to my place and listen to Devil and God on vinyl?

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Gods love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Gods chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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