Top 50 Gods Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Gods pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Gods tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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If God made anything more beautiful than you
I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
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Hey girl, are you my memory problems?
Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.
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I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.
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Hello, my name is Will.
As in, I'm Gods will for your life.
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I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.
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Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.
Working short gods pickup lines to impress a girl
Hey girl were you born on Monday?
Cause god took all his weekend just to make you.
God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.
I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.
Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!
Who are you?
I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy
God blessed you with everything but my number
God breathed the breath of life into mans nostrils, but you can feel free to breathe it into my lips.
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Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.
I broke Abraham’s covenant with god, wanna see?
In God we t**....
Thank god im not diabetic
Cause you are just sweet
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
Hey does God play favorites?
Cuz it looks like he spent some extra time making you
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Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.
I can see you have God's fingerprints ALL over you.
Maybe god is real because...
You are a blessing
How many rules did God have to break...
To put an angel like you here on earth?
Well someone better call god cause heavens missing an angel.
I'd usually say God bless, but this time, looks like He already did
If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.
Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.
You make me want to believe in god.
Because I thought I’d never find someone so perfect.
I’d ask you your name, but I’m sure God didn’t name ALL the angels.
Wanna find out the real reason why they call it the hand of god?
My name is Adam and God gave you one of my ribs.
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God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.
You can fill my God-shaped hole tonight, baby.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.
Oh I’m sorry. I was just admiring God’s creation.
God is not great, but you are.
Its powerful and godly, but I’m not talking about Mjolnir.
Oh my god I know you!
You keep appearing in my dreams
9 times out of 10 it’s worked and if not I’ve at least gotten a reply
If God made anything more beautiful than you, he kept it for himself.
When God created you,
He was showing off.
God I love your shoulders, you look like you're in the Olympics.
I've justbeat up god & the devil... come dance with me.
God is dead. But we both are doing pretty well. See,we already have one thing in common. So let's meet up?
Hey I like you
I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb
I may not believe in God, but I'll make sure you'll be screaming his name all night long.
When god made you,
He was showing off his skills.
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Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Gods phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.