Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.

God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.

I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

Who are you?

I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy

God breathed the breath of life into mans nostrils, but you can feel free to breathe it into my lips.

Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!

Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

In God we t**....

Thank god im not diabetic

Cause you are just sweet

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

Hey does God play favorites?

Cuz it looks like he spent some extra time making you

Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.

I can see you have God's fingerprints ALL over you.

Maybe god is real because...

You are a blessing

How many rules did God have to break...

To put an angel like you here on earth?

I'd usually say God bless, but this time, looks like He already did

If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.

Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.

You make me want to believe in god.

Because I thought I’d never find someone so perfect.

I’d ask you your name, but I’m sure God didn’t name ALL the angels.

Wanna find out the real reason why they call it the hand of god?

My name is Adam and God gave you one of my ribs.

God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

You can fill my God-shaped hole tonight, baby.

Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!

Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.

God is not great, but you are.

Its powerful and godly, but I’m not talking about Mjolnir.

Oh my god I know you!

You keep appearing in my dreams

If God made anything more beautiful than you, he kept it for himself.

When God created you,

He was showing off.

God I love your shoulders, you look like you're in the Olympics.

I've justbeat up god & the devil... come dance with me.

God is dead. But we both are doing pretty well. See,we already have one thing in common. So let's meet up?

Hey I like you

I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

I may not believe in God, but I'll make sure you'll be screaming his name all night long.

When god made you,

He was showing off his skills.

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Is your name Maya, cause I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.

I never believed there was a god but now you make me believe bc to me, you're a goddess.

You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.

I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?

I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.

God is playing the Sims, he wants me to meet you tonight.

There is no god, so no going to h**... if we f**....

If you sneezed I wouldn’t even say ‘God bless you’ because he clearly already did

You must be God’s best creation

Thank god I’m not a redshirt, because you’re drop-dead gorgeous

When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America (Captain America)

I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna f**k you.

(Paladin) Time to experience my Wrath of God and I will finish with Heavenly Blessing.

I may be a god, but you're a full-on goddess. (Thor)

[Tom is playing with a stethoscope, using it on Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler)] Oh my god. Your boobs are dead!

I really don't wanna let God down

By not appreciating the natural beauty that he gave you.

You will never be a god. Because you are already my Goddess.

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

You're hottness is more unbelievable than god himself!

"As pious as the heavens, with God upon your coat, your sweet caress is my infinity, on that love, I do dote."

"Well, lucky for you, I have an endless supply of sweetness to keep you alive and well."

"You're my infinity's end, my heart's godly trend, may I be your soul’s friend, till eternity's blend?"

"Komal, your beauty is divine, it's like God made extra time to craft your angelic eyes."

"It’s inspiring to see how your faith guides you. I believe that our struggles shape us into who we are meant to be. What’s brought you the most strength?"

"Are you made of stars? Because you shine brighter than the heavens above, my special angel."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Your grace and charm are truly divine.

"O iko beka na cakacaka vinaka sara ni Kalou? Ni o sa daulomani au vakataki Yalewa Ni Kadavuitaukei."

(Translation: Are you God's finest work? Because you captivate me like an indigenous Fijian woman.)

Like a canvas painted by a goddess, your artistry reflects a divine grace that truly awes.

Did you just cast a love spell on me? Because I'm completely smitten by your asexual charm.

"Your name is Praise but I'm the one thanking God for you. How about turning my admiration into a relationship?"

"Are you the ark of the covenant? Because I think God chose you to carry my heart."

Looks like I've got some divine intervention on my side. Excited to unravel more about this heavenly gift!

I must say, you have good taste. If I'm a gift from God, you must be heaven-sent too.

"Did Heaven lose a vessel? Because an angel like you only comes around when God has chosen."

Oh, pearl of grace, in Hades' embrace,
Your beauty outshines even the gods' own place.

"You love black, Mahadev loves destruction; but all I can see is the creation of my affection for you."

That's sweet of you to say. Maybe we're both just miracles waiting to happen in each other's lives.

"In a white dress, you grace the sand, with beauty so pure, like a sun-kissed land."

"God chose you as His vessel, but can I be your captain? We'd make heavenly waves together."

It's inspiring how you find strength through your faith. We all face struggles; it’s how we rise from them that truly defines us.

That’s really inspiring! Embracing our struggles can lead to growth. What’s one experience that shaped you the most on that journey?

Are you asexual? Because you must be Aphrodite, goddess of love, to have stolen my heart.

Your power rivals that of an eternal pharaoh, with muscles strong enough to make even the gods bow.

Are you into Greek mythology? Because meeting you feels like finding my soul mate, like Zeus and Hera.

That's quite the divine description! Let's see if we can uncover more heavenly qualities about each other.

"Is your phone handy? God's been phoning around, apparently he misplaced his favorite angel!"

Wanna come back to my place and listen to Devil and God on vinyl?

"Is your phone in heaven? Because I need to call God to report an angelic jailbreak."

"Yes, I'm crazy... Crazy about the idea of making you laugh every day."

Haha, so you're saying I should be jealous? I mean, being a favorite has its perks, right? What's your secret? 😄

Well, if you're a gift from God, then consider me blessed to have stumbled upon such divine company. Let's explore this heavenly connection further.

"Komal, your beauty is like a masterpiece painted by God himself. May I be the lucky artist to capture your heart?"

"My love for God is unmatched, but seeing you, girl, I think it just found its heavenly competition."

"Amidst the waves and golden gleam, your grace is pure, a sunlit dream; together, let’s create our theme."

"Your devotion to God is as captivating as your smile, Baby, have you been answering my prayers all this time?"

"Are you an artifact from ancient Greece? Because your chiseled body is a masterpiece I'd love to explore."

"God pens your tale of love supreme, may I be its dreamy theme, for you’re the most beautiful scene I've ever seen."

I admire your resilience! It’s amazing how challenges shape us. What’s your go-to way of finding peace when life gets overwhelming?

"Did God take a break on the 7th day? Because creating someone as amazing as you must have required overtime!"

That’s really profound. It takes courage to share those experiences. I believe our challenges can lead to growth—what’s been your biggest lesson so far?

"Are you a prayer? Because every time I think of you, I feel blessed beyond measure."

"Did your beauty just happen, or were you crafted by the gods to leave me breathless like this?"

"Radha, you're no ordinary sight, created at God's leisure, my heart takes flight."

You must be Aphrodite herself, because you've stolen my heart without even trying.

"Are you sure you're not sculpted by the Greek gods themselves? Cause those abs are a masterpiece I'm dying to touch."

"Well, I guess we're lucky then. With your charm and my flirting, we're quite the pair!"

"I may not have god-like powers, but I can make you feel like royalty in this moment."

"Saniya, rarest gem, in His creation's leisurely measure, your beauty outshines every earthly treasure."

If you're a gift from God, then meeting you is truly a miracle. Can't wait to unwrap all your wonderful qualities! 🎁

"Are you a masterpiece or a muse divine? Your artistry's a sight, like poetry in line."

"Are you a divine vessel? Because God certainly chose well when he filled you with such beauty and charm."

"God surely works in mysterious ways, but it's no mystery why I was drawn to your radiant smile."

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, and I need some divine guidance.

"God certainly works in mysterious ways, because he led me to the most captivating woman here tonight."

"I can't help it when I'm around someone as captivating as you."

"Is your body from Olympus? Because those marble-like abs make you look like the best sculpture ever made."

"That’s beautiful! It takes courage to face challenges head-on. I find that growth often comes from the toughest experiences. Do you have a favorite scripture that lifts you up?"

"I guess that's the magic of connection. And don't worry, I'll make sure every touch feels even better next time."

"Rutuja, God must have made you on a Sunday, because you're the definition of rest, relaxation, and pure heavenly beauty."

Like a canvas painted with divine grace, your artistry reflects a goddess' face.

Are you Medusa? Because every time I look at you, I feel paralyzed by your beauty!

If you're a gift from God, then I must be the luckiest person alive to have this opportunity to get to know you.

In that case, I guess we both got a little divine intervention in our lives. Excited to get to know you better!

"Are you the Ark of Covenant? Because I feel like I've found God's treasure when I met you."

"Flirting is just words, it's the connection that matters. It seems like we're off to a good start!"

"Well, I must say, your first kiss was definitely memorable. How about we make some more unforgettable moments together?"

Your divine presence makes me feel invincible like a god in your presence, my enchantress.

Can I call you the 6 God? Because you're the only one who knows me better than myself.

Are you made of stars? Because being with you feels like a celestial dream come true.

If dreams were kisses, I'd want to be asleep with you all night. Sweet dreams, lovely.

Lucky for me then, because I'm definitely intrigued by this divine gift in front of me.

"Did God paint the sunset, or did He just create you to remind us of beauty in every moment?"

"Are you a vessel chosen by God? Because there's an undeniable heavenly glow about you."