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Top 25 Guarantee Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Guarantee chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl are you a piñata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that

    Guaranteed to get you slapped

  2. You probably shouldn't go home with me, but I can almost guarantee you will.

  3. I’m like a plasma nade. Lemme get on that and you are guaranteed to explode.

  4. Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

  5. Come to my party, I'll guarantee to get you in Labour.

  6. This one works 100% of the time, guaranteed with the right supplies.

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

  7. Hey, wanna dance?

    Don't worry, with a face like yours, I guarantee I won't be staring at your feet

  8. Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security

    Which means I come with a *guaranteed* $850/mo for life. Boom

  9. If I ever had pancakes, can you be my honey to sweeten up my day?

    Or maple syrup which can be guaranteed :))

  10. Damn girl are you a bottle of Heinz?

    Because your insides are guaranteed to taste good

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You're the one.

I guarantee you - I’m not flirting with you!

I’m just being extra nice to someone who’s extra attractive.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee.

Guaranteed to work on any country guy.

I'm guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.

I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me. Guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.

I'm like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.

You're always searching for the ultimate technique, right? Follow me and I'll show you a technique that's guaranteed to stop any man in his tracks.

I can pretty much guarantee the kid will look like you.

My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.

Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever

Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" (Female Pirate)

After tonight, I guarantee you'll never forget the difference between "lie" and "lay."

Take me home tonight, and I guarantee you'll see an extraordinary item.

If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can't guarantee things won't still get wet.

Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you’ll get a full-size Snickers bar!