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150 Guard Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 150 guard pick up lines for her and flirty guard rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about guard that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with guard rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny guard pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty guard joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Guard Rizz

A good Guard pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by guards, but I'll let it go if you give me my heart back.

  2. Are you a bjj specialist? Because I would love to be in your guard!

  3. I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.

  4. Are you a security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza?

    Because you've got me feeling animat-ed to be around you!

  5. I'd put you in my guard any day.

  6. Are you in color guard? Cause you make my flag pole go up.

Short and cute guard pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about guard are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Will you parry me? You look edgy, perhaps you should lower your guard a little.

I’d let my guard down for you.

Mark Wilkins: I’m your security guard, I will always protect you.

I have to wear my mouth guard around you because you're a knockout.

Don’t be so defensive about your guard weight.

If I can't have you, life isn't worth guarding.

Guile: Your combos have improved, but your guard is still full of holes.

Cheesy guard Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Coast Guard regulations, Miss - I have to inspect you.

Like a shield, in every strife, I'd guard you in this life. Nothing compares to you, my dear.

"Are you a prison guard? Because my heart is locked up, and you're the only one with the keys!"

"Did your eyes come from FNAF? Because they got me hooked like a night guard on duty."

I'll guard your soul with my life, for in your eyes, I see no strife.


"Are you a FNAF night guard? Because my heart's beating like it's 5AM and I've just survived Freddy."

Haha, I can't promise to always be on guard, but I wouldn't mind getting distracted by your beautiful, hot body. 😉

Funny guard Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Guard conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Excuse me, miss, I'm not looking for an exchange, just the privilege of guarding your heart."

"Just like a perfect football pass, your beauty caught me off guard and I'm definitely planning on running with it."

Haha, I can't promise I won't get a little distracted, but I'll definitely make sure to keep a close eye on your beautiful body.

"Just like life's unexpected turns, your smile caught me off guard, and I wouldn't have it any other way."

"Wasting my breath? Maybe, but even jesters know that a smile is worth every word—care to take that chance?"

"Well, I don't play chess, but if life's a game, I'd like the challenge of conquering your queen's guard."

Consider me your devoted sentinel, captivated by your irresistible allure. I'll watch every inch of your dazzling body with unwavering attention.

"Just like a trusted sergeant, I promise to guard your heart with all the courage in mine."

Sounds like a plan! But only if you promise to be the mysterious stranger who catches me off guard. 😉


Haha, I can definitely be your loyal guard, always mesmerized by your stunning beauty. Can't wait to see more of that hot body!

"Your guard up high, no worries I spy; 'Tis your radiant smile that lights up my sky."

"Like a FNAF security guard, I've been watching you all night and can't take my eyes off your beautiful form."

Clever guard Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Guard hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like a perfect night guard to me.

"Is your name Auron? Because you've just guarded my heart with a Level 3 Key Sphere!"

"You, my dear, possess a superior ability that intrigues me. Care to be my partner in crime?"

"Girl, you must be a night guard at FNAF because you've got my heart rate shooting up like an animatronic!"

A rare quality indeed! Maybe we can change that dynamic—what's one small thing that usually catches your heart off guard?

"Have you ever needed a bodyguard? Because my heart has been on duty, guarding you since the first sight."

It's okay to have your guard up. Let me show you what real love and support feel like.

"Detective Aoyagi, you're making me blush! But you do make this cat and mouse game exciting."

"Are you a guard at Nanbaka? Because you've just stolen my heart and locked it up tight!"


Do you play defense? Because I feel like you could guard me all night long.

"Are you a prison guard? Because you've locked my heart up with just one smile."

In my arms, your heart I'll guard, your trust in me will never be marred.

Smooth guard Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Guard pickup lines make her give you her number.

Consider me your loyal bodyguard, always ready to appreciate your beauty. Can't wait to see what distracts me next!

"Is your heart a treasure guarded by dragons? Because I’d brave any fire just to find it!"

"Safe and sound under my blanket fortress, dreamin' of unicorns! Guard dogs? Nah, I prefer guard teddy bears!"

"I might not be a zookeeper, but I'd definitely lose sleep guarding a precious and sporty cheetah like you."

"Hello, gorgeous! Caught me off guard with that intro. Do you always start conversations like a breath of fresh air?"

"In a world so bright, you're the star that won't slip, keep those nips on guard, for love’s sweetest trip."

"Are you a prison guard? Because whenever I see you, I feel like I'm doing time in your heart."

"Even when you try to keep your heart guarded, I can't resist the way it beats for you."

"Is your name Life Guard? Because my heart is drowning in your enchanting beauty here at this pool side."


"Like a captivating plot twist, your beauty caught me totally off guard."

Are you a goalkeeper? Because you're the only one I want guarding my heart tonight.

Haha, I'll gladly take up that guard duty! Can't promise not to get a little distracted by your beautiful hot body though.

Flirty guard Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Guard pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Ryu: Still got that perfect guard, huh? I need to work a bit on my own.

"Are you a guard? Because every time I see you, my heart feels captive in your seductive prison."

"Like the FNAF security guard, I've been watching you all night and you're what makes it worth staying."

"They call me the Night Guard, because all I want is to spend five nights — no, make that forever — with you."

Beneath your skin, a heart of gold, I'll guard your soul from demons old.

"As a goalie, you guard the net with grace, can I score a chance to occupy your heart's space?"

"Absolutely, darling, I'd guard your secrets with more care than a knight guards his queen's honor."

"Even among common folk, your superior ability shines bright. Let me be your guard in return."

That's intriguing! I admire your guarded heart. What do you think it takes to truly break through that wall?


Your soul is like a precious gem, I'd never let a demon possess it; Can I guard it for you instead?

"Are you a night guard? Because when I'm with you, I feel like I've won the FNAF (Five Nights at Freddy's) game."

Haha, I'll admit, I do appreciate admiring beauty. But don't worry, I promise to remain focused... most of the time! 😉

Cringe guard Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Your sense of humor is like a hidden treasure - rare, valuable, and always catching me off guard.

"Are you an archer? Because you've managed to target the most guarded part of me - my heart."

"Just like a soldier on duty, my heart stands guard for your every smile."

"Hey, nothing wrong with being shy! Sometimes it’s cool to let your guard down with someone who appreciates the quieter moments. What makes you feel at ease?"

I'll guard your soul with a love so pure, as demons envy what we endure.

Consider me your ever-watchful guard, always ready to admire and appreciate every inch of your gorgeous body. Can't wait to see more. 🔥

"Just like a surprise Twitch bit sale, your charm catches everyone off guard in the sweetest way possible."

"Girl, your waist is a masterpiece, and I bet the treasure it guards is even more priceless."

"I'm not a Romanian night guard at Freddy's, but I'm still losing sleep over you."

"I promise to guard your picture like a treasure, only if it's as mesmerizing as your smile."

You caught me off guard with that one! I'm mixed with charm and a hint of sass, interested?

In every lifetime, I'd choose to guard you, for nothing compares to the radiance you exude.

Are you a security guard? Because you've definitely caught my eye, just like in FNAF.

"Your beauty is deeper than the ocean, just like your gorgeous curves. How about I become your personal life guard?"

"Your blush is fascinating in itself, Mr. Aoyagi. It's getting hard resisting your unique charm, keep the fun flirtations coming."

"You must be a guard in Nanbaka because you’ve got me locked in with that smile and I’m loving the confinement."

"Detective Aoyagi, your charming flirtation is as intriguing as your mysteries! It's delightful to see we're enjoying this unique exchange."

"Is your name danger? Because my heart beats faster every time I'm assigned to guard it."

"You might be a safe, but when I'm around, there's no need for locks. Relax, I'll guard your dreams."

"Your blush, like a rose so red, makes my heart flutter; a night with you, a dream unfettered."

"A speechless beauty so rare, with charm like yours, nothing can compare, an evening with you is all I dare."

"Of course, I'd guard our boba babies fiercely! But let's avoid the jail part, okay? You're too charming for a prison cell."

"Oh, your flattery is so intriguing, Mr. Aoyagi. Keep amusing this 'interesting detective' with more of your adorable flirting."

"Ever fantasized about a knight in shining armor? Well, tonight you're the queen and I'm your royal guard."

"Speechless by my words you may be, but it's your charm that truly enchants me."

I'll gladly watch over your beautiful body, but I might need some backup to resist getting too distracted by its beauty! 😏

Selfies can't capture how stunning you must look when you're caught off guard. Can't wait to see that in person.

"Just like a perfect football pass, your beauty caught me off guard and scored right into my heart."

"Let me possess your heart, my love, for my demon will guard it from above."

Haha, I can't promise to be a guard, but I'll definitely appreciate your beautiful body without getting too distracted. 😉

"Is your purr as sweet as your smile? Because I promise to guard it like a werewolf defends the moon."

"In the face of danger, rest assured I'll protect you. Your excellence deserves nothing less."

"Can I be your life guard? Because every time you jump into the pool, my heart skips a beat with surprise."

Your body is definitely worth keeping an eye on. I'd love to watch and appreciate every beautiful inch of it.

"Leyla, if being gorgeous was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm the guard of your heart."

"Caught off guard, huh? Don't worry, your unpredictable charm is quite refreshing."

"Is your hand a security guard? Because it's doing a great job keeping those assets under wraps!"

Haha, I must admit, my native place is a closely guarded secret. It's where unicorns roam free and chocolate rivers flow! 🦄🍫

Your radiance outshines the stars, I'll guard your soul like a demon in disguise.

Girl, if you played soccer, you'd guard the goal.

Because you are a keeper.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by like the Queen’s Guard?"

Your soul shines like a precious gem, I'll guard it well, my darling femme.

"As a sergeant, I'm trained to protect what's precious. Can I sign up for duty to guard your heart?"

"Are you a guard? Because I can't escape your smile, and I'd love to get locked up with you."

"Are you a mushroom? Because you're fungi-nominal at guarding my heart against love parasites."

"If your heart's as guarded as your Instagram, I'll need more than a follow request to find my way in."

Well, I can't promise I'll always be on guard, but I definitely wouldn't mind getting distracted by your beautiful, hot body. 😉

"Your blush, like a rose, it sets the night aglow, in your company, I'd delight, you're the star of my show."

"You must be from the British Night Guard, because ever since I saw you, I've been unable to shut down."

"Well, Mr. Aoyagi, it seems you have a knack for making me blush. I'm glad our playful banter is entertaining you."

Your confidence is captivating. I'll be the guard of your heart too, always there to protect and admire what makes you special.

"Just a little mystery to spice things up! Speaking of which, what's something surprising about you that would catch me off guard?"

"Like a strong werewolf guarding his pack, your strength makes me feel safe, but your sweetness? That's the real cat-ch."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm the prison guard.

"Girl, if you were a soccer ball, I'd never let you go. Just like Sergio Ramos, I'd always be on your guard."

Oh, I'd gladly be your guard, always ready to watch over that gorgeous body of yours. Can't help getting distracted by your beauty.

"Can I be your Night Guard? Promise to protect your heart like it's Freddy Fazbear's Pizza."

I'll keep an eye out for your beauty, though I might need a reminder now and then to stay focused! 😏

Are you an Imperial Guard? Because you've arrested my heart and I'm guilty of falling for you.

"Are you a life guard? Because my heart skips a beat every time, like it's drowning in your beauty."

"Like a mushroom in a forest, your presence lights up my world while tirelessly guarding my heart from harm."

"With your remarkable skills, let's journey together. I'll be your guard in the face of any danger."

Quick get a life guard!

Because I'm drowning in your smile

Are you a sweetroll? Because every guard wants a piece of you in the city!

"Aha! Caught you off guard, didn't I? Well, the journey just started, buckle up for some more smooth sailing."

I'll guard your soul with my love so real, let's make a deal, stay by my side and feel.

"No need to lower your guard, my dear, for my intentions are clear; I'm simply charmed by your beauty, it's sincere."

"Your eyes sparkle brighter than the stars, but it's your stunning backless outfit that truly caught my universe off-guard."

"A detective’s work is never done, but I'll admit, your charm may just be my kryptonite. Keep it coming, Mr. Aoyagi."

"Are you Freddy Fazbear? Because my heart beats like a night guard's when I'm near you."

Consider me your loyal bodyguard, always ready to admire every inch of your beauty. I may get a little too focused on the job!

I'll guard your soul with care, even if the demon inside decides to possess.

Haha, well, I can't promise I won't get a little distracted, but I'll do my best to keep my guard up! 😉

"Well, looks like you've solved the case, Mr. Aoyagi: I'm certainly intrigued and charmed by such a compelling flirt."

"Your astonishing beauty caught me off guard, care to be the key that unlocks my heart tonight?"

Are you a hacker? Because you've breached the firewall guarding my heart with your charm.

Are you toilet wine

Because the guard has been up my kiss all day and I'm still thirsty.

"Are you a security guard? Because my heart feels like it's on night shift whenever I see you!"

Haha, I can't promise I won't get distracted, but I'll do my best to be a vigilant guard for your beautiful hot body.

"Are you a prison guard? Because my heart's doing time behind bars of admiration for you!"

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Guard love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Guard openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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