Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

Hi I’m your new math tutor…

Give me your number so we can practice multiplying!

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

Hi, Alba outside at 8 to Pique you up and sing you a Song and later on maybe Puyol pants down and we’ll get Messi.

Excuse me, you dropped something...

Your standards, hi I'm LeRedditist

Pretty girls scare me shitless

With that being said, I’ve been on the toilet for 30 minutes since I saw you

Or

It took me 30 minutes of sitting on the toilet to come say hi

Hi there. I'm looking for a new route to your bedroom. Care to help a sailor out?

Hi baby, how’d you like it if I stuck it in your Wooper?

Hi, I'm a doctor.

Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?

Hi, I’m new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.

Hi there, you look like a book, meet me, I'm a bookworm.

Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

Hi. I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.

*taps on girls shoulder* Hey you dropped something.

Your standards, Hi I'm (insert name).

Hi, are you a gravestone?

Because I want you on top of me

Hi boo-tiful baby.

Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

Hi, wanna take a ride in my Metallicar? Because I'm ready for some Rock'n'Roll!

Hi, I'm from district 9 3/4ths.

Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

(This a transformers related one)

Are you the matrix of leadership ? Cuz every time you say hi, you light up my darkest hour.

Hi babe, I'm with the Spanish Inquisition.

Hi, my name is Mamoru Chiba.

Hi, they call me rumble. Do you want to activate my piledriver?

*walk up to them and tap their shoulder with a little boom sound effect*

Hi, i identify as a heat-seeking missile. I think I may of found the hottest thing in the room!

Hi there I'm a dark and tortured super hero!

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Hi my name is Nic Cage...

And I believe you are the national treasure I’m looking for.

Hi, are you a member of the Ginyu Force? 'Cause I could see you in a lot of exotic positions.

Hi, I am Ninja, but you can just call me Hiro.

I thought you where so cute, so I decided came to say hi.

From scale 1/10

Hi would you like to start the new year off with a bang?

Hi, my name is _______. (Insert name)

But you call me TONIGHT.

Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?

Because you are the ONe. 

Hi, I'm not from here and I felt lost till I saw you!

Hi my wonderful, Good Morning and as dependably I’m considering you.

Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.

Hi, I don't know you but you're awfully warm tonight.

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

Hi baby, you must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction.

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I'm Easter Bunny!

Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

Hi, my name is Chance.

Do I have one?

Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

Man: Hi, I’m a millionaire!
Woman: Hi, I work for the IRS.

So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

What did 6 say to 10?

Hi [her name], my name’s ….!

Hey, you dropped something.

Her: "What?"
Your standards. Hi I'm /u/Rinnegale, nice to meet you.

Hi there. If we get busy, I'd like my minion to have divine shield.

Excuse me, you dropped something. Your standards. Hi I am just right for you.

Hi I’m Bob. I’m Inappropriate and Flirty. Want to make some babies?

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is .....

Excuse me ma'am. You dropped something.

She looks down and then back to you

Your standards. Hi my name is...

Hey girl, you dropped something.

G: "what"

Me: "your standards. hi, my name is josh."

Do you think girls who plays golf would like this one?

Hi, I heard you are good at golf. Can you teach me to put in?

Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?

Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?

- What?

You know your name and number!

The Titanic and I have one thing in common...

We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice. Hi I'm *insert name here*

Man: Hi girl, your place, or mine?

Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.

Hi, I'm The Flash, AAAAAAND…we just had s**..., 47 times.

Hey I think you dropped something

Your standards, hi I’m (name)

"Well, I was hoping to find a roadmap to your heart, but your smile already guided me."

"Hi Sadie, just wanted to introduce myself as the guy who's been mesmerized by your beauty from across the room."

"Hello! Your 'hi' already has a nice ring to it. Curious if your laughter sounds even better?"